Book of Anonymiah, Chapters 39-40

In the ninth year of Hiroshima king of 4channel, in the tenth month, came Shartsoynigger king of Gehenna and all his army against 4channel, and they besieged it.
And in the in the ninth year of Hiroshima, in the fourth month, the fourteenth day of the month, the site was broken up.
And all the princes of the king of Gehenna came in, and sat in the middle gate, even Racedickobsessor, Troongoreposto, Milliardquotis, GETstealarim, Incoherentalgo, with all the residue of the princes of the king of Gehenna.
And it came to pass, that when Hiroshima the king of 4channel saw them, and all the men of war, then they fled, and went forth out of the site, by the way of the king's IRC, by the board betwixt the archives: and he went out the way of Dicksword.
But the personal army pursued after them, and overtook Hiroshima in the plains of /J/ericho: and when they had taken him, they brought him up to Shartsoynigger king of Gehenna to Reetah in the land of Hamas, where he gave judgment upon him.
Then the king of Gehenna slew the boards of Hiroshima in Reetah before his eyes: also the king of Gehenna doxxed all the nobles of 4channel.
And the hackerman burned the king’s house, and the threads of the people, with fire, and brake down the backend of 4channel.

Now the word of the MOOT came unto Anonymiah, while he was shut up in the court of the prison, saying,
Go and speak to Vermineaux the Quebecois, saying, Thus saith the MOOT of boards, the God of chandom; Behold, I will bring my words upon this city for evil, and not for good; and they shall be accomplished in that day before thee.
But I will deliver thee in that day, saith the MOOT: and thou shalt not be given into the hand of the men of whom thou art afraid.
For I will surely deliver thee, and thou shalt not fall by the spam, but thy life shall be for a prey unto thee: because thou hast put thy trust in me, saith the MOOT.
Now the MOOT hath brought it, and done according as he hath said: because ye have sinned against the MOOT, and have not obeyed his voice, therefore this thing is come upon you.
And now, behold, I loose thee this day from the chains which were upon thine hand. If it seem good unto thee to come with me into the chanverse, come; and I will look well unto thee: but if it seem ill unto thee to come with me into the chanverse, forbear: behold, all the land is before thee: whither it seemeth good and convenient for thee to go, thither go.