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 No.107633

One of the most basic and sometimes annoying tasks can bring /jp/sies a lot of trouble if you don't take care of your body or understand exactly how to relieve yourself in the most optimal way. In order to make life easier let's share some tips on how to reduce the frustration associated with this very personal space.

¥Squatting
The natural way that toilets are designed are actually quite sub-optimal for bowel movements. If you're fit enough and can stand somewhat on the pot without breaking it or yourself, it's far more recommended to try and squat down for an easier release than sitting.
¥Fiber
Eat lots of fiber! If you're not getting enough in your diet already, or if you're not sure, then try and get some simple dietary fiber supplements. I've seen gummies that advertise themselves as such, but personally I prefer a tube of the powder supplement that I just chug down a teaspoon of daily with water.
¥Cardio
Running, brisk-walking, biking! Any of the very easy to do and great for your health in other way exercises will help stimulate digestion so things move along and form faster.

Now good luck out there fending off costiveness, /jp/!

 No.107634

I'm blackout drunk and I just took a PISS AND Kuso

 No.107635

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Koishi could be watching you pissu without you even noticing.

 No.107638

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Now this is shitposting.

 No.107661

5/10 it is okay, needs more deworming advice.

 No.107851

>>107661
What's the magical deworming advice you're talking about?

 No.108011

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I pride myself on my regularity, personally. Even a NEET can keep a healthy bowel schedule.

 No.108034

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>>107633
I always find it weird how people are okay with taking clothed shits.

 No.108036

>>108034
>taking clothed shits
Anon, that's just called shitting yourself.

 No.108283

>>>/qa/168850
You're not getting forgiven for stealing Satori's toilet!

 No.108284

>>107633
>If you're fit enough and can stand somewhat on the pot without breaking it or yourself
Dude just suggest the special squat stand addon chair

 No.108285

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>>108283
Satori was using it first.... How could Koishi do this...

 No.108286

>>107633
>can stand somewhat on the pot without breaking it
no way there anons THAT fat

 No.108299

>>108286
There are people so fat they can't walk even though they arent crippled, more than you'd think
America is a scary place

 No.108304

>If you're fit enough and can stand somewhat on the pot without breaking it or yourself
This is how I used to do it when I was a kid, everyone made fun of me and forced me to use the toilet like normal. Society doesn't want you to better yourself.

 No.109616

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>I found this lifehack for pooping myself: Do you guys know that situation where you just know you only shat out like half of a poop and the other half is still inside but very close to your asshole? I found that it helps to slowly breathe in through your stomach until you can't anymore and then hold it for as long as you can. I don't know what's happening internally, but it really helps pushing out poop.
This is important information you shouldn't be so casually posting to be missed in the blog thread.

 No.109617

>>109616
Thank you, I forgot about this thread!

 No.109626

>>109616
>I found this lifehack for pooping myself

...ok I guess

 No.109747

>>107633
I trained myself to be able to defecate in public purely because it stops normies talking to me. Works like a charm, though sometimes people get even more annoying.

 No.109770

>>107633
Good advice but also buy a bidet (with an adjustable nozzle) to save on toilet paper.
>>107635
That is quite rude of her.




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