No.102530
in hwr level i think a egg with a face fall down i always wondered who is that egg
No.102532
>>102529Isnt this that girl that was found raped in the forest of magic recently? Scary stuff...
No.102541
11. Alice is a girl
No.102584
>>102573That is actually my headcanon for Alice because of what
>>102548 hinted at. Her last name is engrish for Murgatroyd which originates in Yorkshire.
No.102591
>>102573Takes the piss to 'nother level
No.102651
14. I raped Alice in 1990.
No.102653
>>102651Behind an Arby's?
No.102654
>>102651That Alice was, in fact, me. Give me a break already...
No.102655
15. Alice has no friends!
No.102664
>>102663WHY are this alice's nipples radiant
No.102665
>>102664Disco Elysium reference
No.102666
>>102665i can't believe alice became the nihilist innocence after being raped... i hope anonymous understands what he's done
No.102667
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>>102666that episode is NOT canon
No.102671
>>102667WHY did she nuke the entire world if it's not canon
No.102791
dumblice
No.102802
>>102801Her tea tasted like
piss, so I asked for seconds
No.103026
Okay can someone explain to me what the fuck is a cookie☆ is?
No.103028
>>103026An annoying video series that has nothing to do with Touhou beyond the characters looking like retarded bootlegs of Touhou characters. There's all kinds of behind-the-scenes drama and baggage associated with the series that renders the entire subject best left untouched even with a ten-foot pole. Occasionally an unsuspecting anon that doesn't know better will post a cookie☆ design, to which others will politely remind them to blacklist the cookie_(touhou) tag when searching for Touhou images so as to avoid flashbanging everyone else with a butt-ugly cookie☆ character.
No.103031
>>103026A genre of memes that use characters taken from bad touhou fanworks, similar to gachi.
No.103033
>>103026An unofficial Touhou-inspired voice drama from NND (sm9720246) that is mocked in MADs and posts both for its low quality production and the internal drama surrounding it. Adding to what
>>103031 said, it's also similar to Gachimuchi in that it also has a cult following that tends to focus more on the material itself, rather than its "meme status".
There's no need to give this any thought if you're just saving and posting random Touhou content, the only backlash you will ever get for unknowingly posting something related to this series is from the Aliceposter. Think of it like someone getting genuinely upset at you for posting a Sakuya image with a PAD gag because they have a hatred for it, it would be best to just ignore and move on.
No.103049
>>103033I mostly do it was a joke but I'll stop if people find it annoying.
No.103051
>>103049It's the kind of thing someone could theoretically be angry with but your post is obviously hyperbolic so it's hard to tell if it's a joke or not.
No.103056
>>103049>>103051I did find it very annoying when I was still under the impression you did it out of actual malicious intent, but I have no issues with it at all if it's not that serious! I feel like there was a situation many months back where the topic got really heated, but I might misremember and it wasn't that bad. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. All I personally care about is that Anon's don't get attacked for being oblivious of or peacefully enjoying something.
No.103079
I'm going to alice.
No.103200
>>103113She really does. We need to crown Alice Princess of the World so that she can dress like this more often.
No.103284
>>103283Alice please! Stop building weapons of mass destruction and a army of shanghai dolls....
No.103297
>>103199For anyone curious, that's factually wrong. More accurately, ZUN went with the name because he had been aiming for the "Western classic impression of the East meets the real East" aesthetic, with a reference to a stereotyped movie about Asia/China around a Chinese prostitute, "Alice" being something typically Western, and the city Shanghai also being a literal blend of cultures because of its historical trading role, and because he thought the name is cool.
No.103855
37. Whoever posted 36 is getting flattened by the goliath doll!
No.104052
>>103871Blonde Komachi looks cute
No.104644
>>104349fertile as grounds for
obesity No.104649
>>104644we call it
excess weight round these parts
No.105548
>>105547She better make them removable.
No.106346
>>105759So much gold, like someone peed into my eyes
No.106731
>>106345Isn't every year the year of
Alice ?
No.106732
>>106730Alice is a horse of course of course
No.106733
>>106732Alice's not a horse
And if you don't change your course
I will, by force
Teach you remorse
For claiming with no source
That Alice is a horse
No.106734
>>106448I cannot deny that
Alice has a great magic reserve.
No.106873
>>106730She certainly doesn't look like a horse, but when she's flying she can easily outspeed one. She's also as clever as a snake, as mighty as a dragon, as agile as a rabbit, you get the idea. Like
>>106731 said, every year is Alice's year.
No.106875
>>106873What about year of the pig?
No.106879
>>106877Have you ever seen Alice and Sanae in the same room?
No.106899
>>106898Every 2hu is a different mode of Alice.
For more information, read the Phenomenology of Alice, by Alice Margatroid.
No.106948
>>106899Alicehauer and Alitzsche have debunked that.
I prefer the version that there's only
ÜberAlice No.107876
>>107495Sanae needs to start playing with dolls.
No.107930
>>107877You play with them in different ways.
No.108014
>>107928I just wanted to take a pissu and then a bunch of kimopervs gathered around me. So sad.
No.108028
>>108014>I just wanted to take a pissuwell give him back
No.108052
>>108027Fact checked by real Alice adherents:
False.Love for
Alice is entirely natural and there are exactly 0 verified instances of
Alice replying to her own posts to promote any sort of narrative.
No.108064
>>108053>>108056>>108062You guys are into single mothers with 6 kids?
No.108067
>>10806512 kids with a woman who entered menopause before the Paleolithic? Well, if you're into busted up old women then more power to you. Me, I prefer girls who are young like
Alice, strong like
Alice, smart like
Alice, cute like
Alice, popular like
Alice, and talented like
Alice! No.108068
>>108067Alice, it's not very nice to talk about your mother like that.
And you should visit her sometimes.
No.108070
>>108067You should spend less time badmouthing your mother and more time working on your conversation skills, Alice! You're not exactly bad-looking, you know? You'd probably be find and
keep someone if you just stopped creeping them out with the doll talk! Aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls either way, even for a girl? Grow up!
No.108072
>>108068I should visit Shinki and ask her for
Alice's hand in marriage, good idea.
No.108291
>>108051do it anon. it would be very cute and fulfilling for you
No.108552
>>108129Can't believe Sanny's presenting ZUN an Alice.
No.108920
>>108552Alice is to Marisa what Sanny is to Reimu. It only makes sense one will help the other out.
No.109245
>>108129Watch out, he's about to snap and start killing everyone that got too close to his Alice.
No.109311
>>108067Hey that's only six colors! Was her whole seven-colored puppeteer thing a sham?
No.109425
>>109255It did?
There even is one?
No.111112
>>111111Another victory for European women.
No.111146
>>111111The one true fact to rule them all.
No.111243
The two above facts can be better understood if we compare Alice to the Higgs field. The Higgs field extends through all of space, making it omnipresent, and because it is continously excited it is able to grant the bare minimum amount of mass to any other field that interacts with it, meaning the ground of all matter is based on the Higgs mechanism. Alice's influence is similar, as per the previously mentioned indeterminate amount of Alices and their existence-permeating abstract space, except it also interacts with massless particles like photons, and in this way we can say she is omnipotent because it is through her power that all things come to be and are continuously sustained. Some scholars argue that causality itself is a product of Aliceness, which further increases the zeal of the faithful.
No.111244
>>111243alice continuously excites me!
No.112179
They are waiting for you Alice.
In the test chamberrrrrrrrrr.
No.112186
>>112179you mean the time chamber.
No.112484
>>112483Speaking of chamber
No.112495
>>112484She's waiting for you Anonymous.
In the Alice chamber.
No.112496
>>112495She waits for you there, where you last met countless ages ago.
No.112638
I love Alice so much...
No.112640
>>112638Do you love her enough to write her love poems?
No.112642
>>112640man... not to be a massive bummer but i asked an llm to generate one just to get an idea and it's kinda pretty.
pastebin.com/raw/29jaNjmS
however this is a mockery of real writing and i will consider writing one from my heart. let the above be a fool's love poem, one without any love. it doesn't contain any of the reasons why i love Alice so much.
No.112648
groklice
No.112651
>>112642There were two or so anons on 4/jp/ who wrote a few poems about her too. I was wondering if you were one of them or if you wrote one yourself. But you should write one too, definitely.
No.112707
>>112695This guy loves Alice 24 hours a day, awake or asleep, conscious or unconscious.
No.112995
>>112651Anon. I want to take this very seriously. I can't do it unless I study some poetry. It might take me a little while before I post my work but just know I won't forget.
No.112997
>>112895Horrible shooting stance
No.112999
>>112895>>112998A guy in my neighborhood shot himself in the head with a submachine gun because he tried shooting it stupid (gangster style) and couldnt handle the recoil and Im worried Alice's twisted ass wrist hold could do the same
No.113002
>>113001How does Alice's gun work? The magazine and carrying handle are blocking the sights.
No.113286
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>>113002Don't worry about it
No.113292
>>113290Cute crow
Cute Risa
(Alice is cute too I guess)
No.113308
>>113292If your eyes aren't immediately drawn to Alice then something's wrong with you.
No.114922
I bet alice takes it up the ass.
No.114927
>>114926what really stands out here is the belly
No.115078
>>115063me on the left
my wife on the right
No.115166
i had some really vivid dreams with Alice today. i love her so much... kept worrying i wasn't good enough for her but she didn't seem to mind me. kept forcing myself to keep sleeping cause i didn't want the dream to end.
No.115168
>>115167arisu is already a very eccentric girl
how was your dream arisu eccentric?
No.115170
i would like to unironically purchase a dakimakura of Alice. where would be the best place to look?
No.115171
>>115170I got a Kanako cover from here: http://d-dakimakura.com/shop/html/
Aside from that, you can find unused ones on Mandarake and the usual ebay/yahoo auctions. Not sure if alice will be available. Good luck.
No.115172
>>115170Unironically? As opposed to
ironically purchasing a dakimakura?
No.115173
>>115172There are norms who have done that.
No.115218
>>115172i suppose im just embarrassed to get a daki, but i really love my wife and realized it would be beneficial for my well being (and my spine) to get to hold her every night.
>>115171i was able to find a listing on mercari.jp for the one on this site http://www.mukiryoku.org/syouhin/oreyome2015o.html
was the best i could find in the moment. the eyes are unfortunately not blue, but i love pc98 or th10.5 alice as well. actually, im not sure why her eyes aren't consistently blue.
No.115220
>>115173That's a good thing, in a way. They'll sell their dakis for pennies a few years later, and you can be sure from the ironic description they never had the guts to use them.
No.115493
Shanghai is so cute...
No.115535
>>115493I like Hourai more
No.115592
handrubbing
No.115594
feetrubbing
No.115603
dollrubbing
No.116578
>>116572When ZUN releases a Mother's Day themed Touhou game with a partner gimmick.
Shinki-Alice
Mima-Marisa
Hakurei Ancestor-Reimu
Junko