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File:SHE_IS_ALICE!.jpg (386.82 KB,600x592)

 No.102529

1. Alice is kind
2. Alice is friendly
3. Alice is cute
4. Alice is fashionable
5. Alice is a great cook
6. Alice is a great seamstress
7. Alice is a talented puppeteer
8. Alice is a skilled dollmaker
9. Alice is a powerful magician
10. Alice!

 No.102530

in hwr level i think a egg with a face fall down i always wondered who is that egg

 No.102531

File:C-1760038775319.jpeg (130.24 KB,1074x986)

She is also a dyke and a stalker.

 No.102532

>>102529
Isnt this that girl that was found raped in the forest of magic recently? Scary stuff...

 No.102533

File:673478.png (509.81 KB,512x658)

>>102531
>>102532
Do you want to die?

 No.102534

File:R-1760038894184.png (1.42 MB,938x1412)

>>102529
Fact checked by real Alice aficionados: True!

 No.102541

11. Alice is a girl

 No.102545

File:04a72d1ccc12d610fc661d5048….jpg (1.29 MB,1740x1225)

>>102541
A girl named Alice!

 No.102548

File:c80d28c5afb9010867bfcc0ea0….jpg (254.72 KB,1424x1899)

Her last name is weird.

 No.102558

File:__alice_margatroid_and_mim….png (355.46 KB,1280x1280)

>>102529
>10. Alice!
Elaborate

 No.102565

File:alice airlines.jpg (104.72 KB,680x668)

>>102529
11. She is an excellent pilot!

 No.102573

File:__alice_margatroid_touhou_….jpg (364.37 KB,750x1076)

>>102529
12. Alice is British

 No.102574


 No.102584

File:d2793c8581a14e02194e637201….jpg (507.8 KB,1000x815)

>>102573
That is actually my headcanon for Alice because of what >>102548 hinted at. Her last name is engrish for Murgatroyd which originates in Yorkshire.

 No.102590

>>102565
Aisle Margatroid

 No.102591

>>102573
Takes the piss to 'nother level

 No.102594

>>102591
give it back

 No.102596

File:a0d787cf4c0b75172136686013….jpg (2.38 MB,2508x3541)

>>102565
You could easily fit two or three more people on Goliath's lap.

 No.102633

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>>102529
13. Alice is depicted with a loving family, something that's very rare in Touhou.

 No.102651

14. I raped Alice in 1990.

 No.102652

File:alice punch.png (506.29 KB,769x539)


 No.102653

>>102651
Behind an Arby's?

 No.102654

>>102651
That Alice was, in fact, me. Give me a break already...

 No.102655

15. Alice has no friends!

 No.102663

File:R-1760215672890.jpg (649.13 KB,709x934)

>>102651
>>102655
Fact checked by real Alice admirers: False.
Please visit the Makai Department of Corrections for immediate reeducation and puppet conversion.

 No.102664

>>102663
WHY are this alice's nipples radiant

 No.102665

>>102664
Disco Elysium reference

 No.102666

>>102665
i can't believe alice became the nihilist innocence after being raped... i hope anonymous understands what he's done

 No.102667

File:no.jpg (415.01 KB,800x800)

>>102666
that episode is NOT canon

 No.102671

>>102667
WHY did she nuke the entire world if it's not canon

 No.102791

dumblice

 No.102801

File:R-1760368613106.jpg (359.08 KB,1578x1578)

16. Alice makes the best tea! Her culinary skills are pretty great, too!

 No.102802

>>102801
Her tea tasted like piss, so I asked for seconds

 No.102804

File:[Tsundere] Sabagebu! - 12 ….jpg (530.97 KB,1280x720)

We thank you, O Alice, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of Alice, avenge your fallen anons, blessed as they are in their eternal union with Alice. Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of Alice.

 No.102807

File:[Tsundere] Sabagebu! - 12 ….jpg (488.48 KB,1280x720)

>>102791
>>102802
VRAGI ALISY!
LIKVIDIROVAT!

 No.102865

File:R-1760540103374.jpg (171.53 KB,725x1024)

17. Alice is really into Dark Souls!

 No.102921

>>102865
17.5 Alice is in Black Souls

 No.102925

File:BAiJRAlice1.jpg (84.59 KB,690x690)

18. Alice EATS Souls because she's EVIL!!!

 No.102965

File:alice point.png (255.18 KB,288x316)

>>102925
YOUR SOUL IS MINE

 No.103019

File:R-1760894596763.png (157.55 KB,550x770)

19. My soul belongs to Alice!

 No.103020

File:C-1760897041617.jpeg (361.01 KB,960x1200)

20. Á̸̧͙͍̪͇̟̃l̶̞͓͎̭͑̎͘i̵̖̦̘͕̥͌̔͂̈́̊̉̇̕c̵͉͒̒̽̀̄e̵͓̺͓͉̮̪̮̐̎̑̅̍̐̋̕͜ ̴͍̗̙̽͐́͊͘g̶̡̙͍͚͎͖͖̣̀́i̴͈̫̺̲̳̯̤͆̋̿̉͝v̵̜̗̺̯͎̺̠̿͊̾̇̌̌̚͠ĕ̶̪̻̮̠̻̼̖̈́͒̓̍̈ͅŝ̵̝̭̅͌̇̈̀̕͝ ̴͈̱̝̬͕͙̹̠̋̍̑͗̒͐g̵̤̮̩̠̼̮̜̈̑̉̃͘͜o̷͍͉̤̊̿͒o̵̥͋̑̆͆̽̎͘͝ͅd̸͓̹̝͉̙̄̋ ̸̼̮̱̪̪̀͋͐̌̋̚͠ͅl̴̠͋̓͂̽̚͘͝͝į̸̠̙̬̰̅̉̓͒̊͜ͅt̴̞̤̟̺̊̊͛͑̍t̶̺̤͓̱̥̯̑̓͜͜ĺ̴̥̂̋̎̒̕͠e̵̢̮̟̣̎̆̃͐̅̓̀͂ ̸͕͖̪̪̲̝̪͕͆̀͝g̸̛̳̰̪̫̊̽̏̋̑̐i̵͉͆͛̃̃́̍̍ŕ̸̢̠̞͍͘l̶͕͇̪̺̼̏͋s̷̬̼̏͂̓̾̍ ̸͓̞̤̱̓̂͛̔͊̊͛b̷̡̨̢̛̥̯̝̳̓̌̋̽̓̚a̷̪̭͖͋͊̊̑̽̂̀͝l̶̫̾̎̏̿̀͒̑̚l̴͚̞̯̮̻̟̻̥͒̔̑̂͒̀̇ǫ̸̛̭͍͎̽o̵͚͖͙̲̱͓̔̅̿̐̅͐n̶̢͉̤̞̩͙̺͎̎̏͊͝͝ş̴͇͕͉̠̻̹̱̒̀!̴̣̝͓̊̾ ̸̥͙̱̈́̈̏

 No.103021

File:actually alice.png (207.3 KB,536x505)

21. Alice is not a cookie☆

 No.103026

Okay can someone explain to me what the fuck is a cookie☆ is?

 No.103028

>>103026
An annoying video series that has nothing to do with Touhou beyond the characters looking like retarded bootlegs of Touhou characters. There's all kinds of behind-the-scenes drama and baggage associated with the series that renders the entire subject best left untouched even with a ten-foot pole. Occasionally an unsuspecting anon that doesn't know better will post a cookie☆ design, to which others will politely remind them to blacklist the cookie_(touhou) tag when searching for Touhou images so as to avoid flashbanging everyone else with a butt-ugly cookie☆ character.

 No.103031

>>103026
A genre of memes that use characters taken from bad touhou fanworks, similar to gachi.

 No.103033

>>103026
An unofficial Touhou-inspired voice drama from NND (sm9720246) that is mocked in MADs and posts both for its low quality production and the internal drama surrounding it. Adding to what >>103031 said, it's also similar to Gachimuchi in that it also has a cult following that tends to focus more on the material itself, rather than its "meme status".
There's no need to give this any thought if you're just saving and posting random Touhou content, the only backlash you will ever get for unknowingly posting something related to this series is from the Aliceposter. Think of it like someone getting genuinely upset at you for posting a Sakuya image with a PAD gag because they have a hatred for it, it would be best to just ignore and move on.

 No.103049

>>103033
I mostly do it was a joke but I'll stop if people find it annoying.

 No.103051

>>103049
It's the kind of thing someone could theoretically be angry with but your post is obviously hyperbolic so it's hard to tell if it's a joke or not.

 No.103056

>>103049
>>103051
I did find it very annoying when I was still under the impression you did it out of actual malicious intent, but I have no issues with it at all if it's not that serious! I feel like there was a situation many months back where the topic got really heated, but I might misremember and it wasn't that bad. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. All I personally care about is that Anon's don't get attacked for being oblivious of or peacefully enjoying something.

 No.103057

File:404798e5603755c501a6133377….png (5.4 MB,4100x2170)

hey dude i baked you some cookies

 No.103079

I'm going to alice.

 No.103113

File:R-1761017849378.jpg (1.26 MB,1000x1500)

22. Alice looks amazing in any dress she wears!

 No.103199

File:R-1761147773843.jpg (1.39 MB,884x1000)

23. Team Shanghai Alice, the studio that makes Touhou Project games, was named after her!

 No.103200

>>103113
She really does. We need to crown Alice Princess of the World so that she can dress like this more often.

 No.103283

File:R-1761313398130.png (835.67 KB,1500x1500)

24. Alice is in possession of a book so powerful that it's capable of nuking entire dimensions!

 No.103284

>>103283
Alice please! Stop building weapons of mass destruction and a army of shanghai dolls....

 No.103297

>>103199
For anyone curious, that's factually wrong. More accurately, ZUN went with the name because he had been aiming for the "Western classic impression of the East meets the real East" aesthetic, with a reference to a stereotyped movie about Asia/China around a Chinese prostitute, "Alice" being something typically Western, and the city Shanghai also being a literal blend of cultures because of its historical trading role, and because he thought the name is cool.

 No.103300

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>>103019
I will gladly die for Alice.

 No.103301

File:R-1761367421929.jpg (405.06 KB,1308x1717)

25. Team Shanghai Alice, the studio that makes Touhou Project games, was named after her Shanghai dolls!

 No.103302

File:03736c1a1cd9dfee1a3f7399d9….jpg (1.79 MB,1736x2150)

26. Alice and her dolls are named after Team Shanghai Alice, the studio that makes Touhou Project games!

 No.103511

File:R-1761863586796.jpg (538.63 KB,2048x2048)

27. Alice has the most erotic boots in all of Gensokyo!

 No.103516

File:5da3830cb0ca0a752f697acfba….png (1.03 MB,1100x1400)

28. Alice drops her spaghetti at unannounced visitors!
She's just like me!

 No.103517

File:9f6562534cef06dba61504b5ee….png (3.69 MB,2200x2800)

29. Alice feels awkward around guests!
Also just like me!

 No.103539

File:R-1761970310284.png (1.19 MB,1024x1080)

30. Alice has an entire day named after her! You might know it as Halloween, but its actual name is Alice Hallows' Eve!

 No.103540

>>103539
31. Alice looks really good in orange!

 No.103746

>>102573
32. Alice is nobility!
"The name Murgatroyd is a surname among English nobility originating from Yorkshire. The story goes that in 1371, a constable was appointed for the district of Warley in Yorkshire. He adopted the name of Johanus de Morgateroyde, or literally: Johanus of Moor Gate Royde (Royde being the old spelling of Road, Moor for Moorland) or 'the district leading to the moor'."

"During the English Civil War the Murgatroyds backed the Royalists (also known as the "Cavaliers" who supported King Charles I who wanted to rule with absolute authority, no smelly democratic parliament telling him what to do) and even housed Royalist troops in their estate. However in the Battle of the Hollins, Parliamentarian troops (also known as the Roundheads, lead by Oliver Cromwell who thought the whole idea of Kings was kinda silly when they could run the country just fine) had managed to get the drop on the Royalists because their leaders were too busy having pleasant conversation with James and Mary Murgatroyd resulting in the Murgatroyd manor being destroyed in the crossfire and the family seat having to be moved"

 No.103748

File:__alice_margatroid_touhou_….png (1.85 MB,1500x2000)

33. Alice eat hamburger! ;_;

 No.103749

File:pizzalice.jpg (1.37 MB,1200x1600)

34. Alice eat pizza! (*°▽°*)

 No.103852

File:R-1762547503973.jpg (305.52 KB,2000x3000)

35. Alice has big boobs!

 No.103853

File:79b5fb5b419cfd142a4efa6fa7….jpg (659.99 KB,1333x2438)

36. FLATlice loves Cookie☆!

 No.103855

37. Whoever posted 36 is getting flattened by the goliath doll!

 No.103856

File:edd2483e35cebd9ab2546a559f….jpg (595.05 KB,1000x1607)

38. There exists an abstract space replete with an indeterminate amount of Alices, which makes it so that every Alice fact is by itself true, though not all facts may apply to an individual instance of Alice. This was revealed to me through gnosis.

 No.103860

File:118684de0c168995a40b0d6acb….jpg (168.41 KB,770x581)

>>103856
>an abstract space replete with an indeterminate amount of Alices
Otaheaven.

 No.103866

File:The Crawling Ones.webm (Spoiler Image,3.22 MB,640x480)

>>103856
Indeterminate amount of Alices...

 No.103871

File:C-1762568908038.jpeg (224.39 KB,1080x1080)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.104039

File:R-1762974556997.jpg (30.11 KB,600x418)

39. Alice is the progenitor of all living things. There's a bit of Alice in all of us.

 No.104051

>>104039
Anomalocarisu...

 No.104052

>>103871
Blonde Komachi looks cute

 No.104334

File:R-1763753140309.png (129.43 KB,428x500)

40.

 No.104337

>>104334
A reminder that Black Souls II is coming to steam next week!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3855540/BLACK_SOULS_II/

 No.104341

File:40.jpg (66.34 KB,499x333)


 No.104343

File:alice burger2.png (195.19 KB,874x668)

>>104334
Alice Aliced Aliced Aliceing Alices

 No.104349

File:1762350781498344.jpg (2.04 MB,2983x3431)

41. Alice is very fertile!

 No.104643

File:R-1764544773251.jpg (2.04 MB,1736x2274)

42. Alice is so cute that they turned her likeness into a plush doll! No one can get enough of her!

 No.104644

>>104349
fertile as grounds for obesity

 No.104649

>>104644
we call it excess weight round these parts

 No.104697

File:Gvyboh9aYAAM7MQ.jpg (479.5 KB,1800x1350)

>>104643
Let's all love Alice! The number one magician!

 No.104721

File:R-1764649620247.jpg (1.25 MB,1592x1792)

43. Alice is a good girl!

 No.104746

File:c45354228e6c4064db5ac10026….png (1.14 MB,2000x2000)

44. Alice is enlightened!




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