And for truly revolutionizing the gaming medium into the realm of AAAA, we'll be sporting new bio-datacenters as the central servers for our next big move for the highly acclaimed first-person shooter genre. Instead of monotonous attempts at realism we will be diving players headfirst into real recovered memories from actual battlefields. Never before has an immersive military sim been so breathtaking as when you hook up your nervous system to the cloud to experience the actual feelings from our neuron chips as real world military scenarios are blasted at it and synced with your own brain to experience live feedback. The chaos blasted into the systems on death will stimulate the neuron chips to serve back to you a feel akin to dying itself! This breakthrough in realism will be talked about for decades to come!

Current biomechanical engineers tell me that these servers should normally have a product life-cycle of maybe 50-80 years but due to circumstances may only last 5-10, but that's still enough server time for you all to enjoy the biggest team deathmatch experience since Call of Duty! We don't hold ourselves responsible for any server degradation that may lead to issues with stated availability of said servers in the future.