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 No.121624

Please help /jp/! The elven village is about to go under any year now and we've run out of males to replenish the population with!

 No.121625

pubes

 No.121626

File:1741084388297300.jpg (297.98 KB,1242x1212)

Not my problem. Go ask the health and human services department or something.

 No.121628

what do you want me to do? I don't know any male elves

 No.121632

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>>121624
I WANT SAUCE GIVE ME SAUCE

 No.121634

File:[ASW] Edomae Elf - 09 [108….jpg (177.79 KB,1048x1080)

Eru Iluvatar created the supposedly "perfect race", and yet their butts are small and their boobers are practically non existent. This is the reason why I much prefer dwarf women (shortstacks).

 No.121635

big floppy ear flop flop flop

 No.121637

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>>121634
But you just described perfection?

 No.121653

>>121624
what do you mean "run out of males"? what did they do with them?

 No.121654

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>>121637
+1 そうだね

>>121653
Eaten by orcs

 No.121656

>>121653
they uh went the way of the clownfish

 No.121658

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>>121634
This. The only improvement to dwarves would be if they had long ears (the only good trait of an elf)
>>121653
Sent to wars (some of which are verbal only at least until a dwarf doesn't become involved)

 No.121660

>>121626
me on the left

 No.121661

File:377d7786d30c7b55d0f83e4627….png (117.59 KB,699x856)

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.121666

File:remisauce.png (351.25 KB,983x885)

>>121632
okay
*sauces you*

 No.121669

File:remi eat.png (584.73 KB,1280x720)

>>121666
Such umami richness.

 No.121675

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>>121658
Surprise box.

 No.121680

>>121669
Please don't eat my wife like that.

 No.121682

>>121666
Chewable

 No.121683

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>>121666
The Scarlet Devil's trips!

 No.121837

>>121669
OH NO SHE'S GONNA GET SICK FROM THAT BAT SOUP

 No.121838

them dum knife ears dont deserve squat, ye best leave them alone
-posted from my dwarfphone 5

 No.121841

impregnating elves uuuooohohhhh

 No.121848

File:sopa de remimi uma delici….webm (3.01 MB,1280x720)


 No.121849

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>>121848
>Mexican
>Brazilian meme
Slopulture

 No.121850

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>>121848
I thought it was funny

 No.121851

>>121849
Who are you quoting?

 No.121854

>>121850
you might enjoy this then

 No.121856

>>121849
WHAT did he even mean by this did he not read the subs




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