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 No.121012

A reminder that every time you donate blood a hungry vampire gets fed. If people were to stop donating blood tomorrow, there'd be chaos. Starving Ojou-samas with no official sources to turn to would start to once again ramp up their attacks on humans and we'd be right back in the medieval ages where humans and monsters were in constant conflict with one another as opposed to the harmony we see today. Going out at night would become nigh impossible and you'd have to start hanging smelly garlic cloves on your doors to ward off any night roaming ladies. But most importantly, if you made life hard for them again the cute Vampires would be sad, and they might even cry if they went hungry for a night.

So always remember to help out society as a whole by donating blood every once in a while!

 No.121013

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>>121012
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh? Ojou-sama with all her wealth couldn't buy a blood lake? bwahahahahaha! guess which vampire is not going to starve during the blood shortages!

 No.121014

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I remember hearing a schizotheory a couple of years ago that the blood they collect in hospitals is actually sent to the moon to feed vampires.

 No.121015

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>>121014
Why would there be vampires on the moon? That's where all the rabbits are.

 No.121016

This reminds me that I have no idea what my blood type is

 No.121018


 No.121019

>>121013
How would one "buy" a blood lake?

 No.121024

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Well. If one of us is going to have to feed the Ojou-sama and the Imouto-sama then I suppose I'll take one for the team.
No, you don't need to feel bad for me. No, you don't need to convince me to save myself. I've already decided that I'll feed them all on my ownsome. To protect the other anons from these dangerous monsters.

 No.121026

>>121024
I don't think you have enough blood to do it all alone, Anon.

 No.121027

>>121014
Blood donations would go WAY up if hospitals marked our blood bags with QR codes and the moon vampires shared videos of their booze sessions with the codes clearly visible.
Just sayin'.

 No.121029

>>121027
There are NO moon vampires, vampires DO NOT live on the moon

 No.121043

moonpires

 No.121047

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Tonari no Kyuuketsuki-san taught me that vampires only want blood from pretty girls. Or maybe that was just Ellie specifically, it's been a while since I watched it (season 2 when).

 No.121048

>>121029
That’s exactly what a moon vampire would say!

 No.121052

>>121047
wtf, just yesterday she said to me she was the biggest ojicon lolipire in the world!

 No.121621

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.121622

>>121621
cant they just take their vitamins? i'm sure eirin can sell them some.

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>>121019
From the blood lake shop, duh




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