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 No.118743

Commitment is scary. First you play on a server with anon once, and then what's next on the social contract menu with anon? Marriage.

 No.118744

I want to play eroge with anonymous and charge crystals together

 No.118746

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>what's next on the social contract menu with anon?
set account to invisible, set all games to hidden, go offline for 6 years. hide all traces of my existence, im going dark

 No.118748

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First you play on a server with anonymous people, and then you go to Lidl and buy doughnuts together.

 No.118749

Adding them to your friends list and then never talking to them again.

 No.118772

The trick is to include a randomized 64 bit string in your username, so they know it's temporary.

 No.118773

>>118743
unironically happened to me, not even joking

 No.118778

>>118773
congratulations homu

 No.118779

>>118773
ironically happened to me, not even joking

 No.118780

>>118779
unironically happened to me, joking

 No.118781

>>118773
Well I wish you could have happened to me.

 No.118783

>>118778
>>118779
>>118780
>>118781
Guys, this is serious. Be careful around internet relationships, you never know what you will get, my advice is to first get to know each other before doing anything like ERPing on the first day, because that's a mistake I did.

 No.118784

>>118783
Shut up bitch *slaps you with my cock*

 No.118785

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 No.118786

waltuh

 No.118787

>>118785
Yeah ok *sheathes it in your butthole*

 No.118788

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 No.118789

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 No.118790

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>>118783
¥ not just trading hentai pics
what a fucking fag, I bet you write four to five sentences max while typefucking as well.
Anyways just take it easy.

 No.118794

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 No.118795

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 No.118796

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>>118783
I liked ERP a lot at first because it felt special and gave me butterflies in the stomach but it's dull now.

 No.118797

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.118798

/jp/ - just penises

 No.118823

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>>118796
Yeah this is what I was talking about, please ERP only on special occasions instead of all the time or else it loses its novelty. Although, my partner has much higher libido than me so it's hard to say no sometimes because I don't want to break his heart...

 No.118825

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>>118823
>my partner

 No.118827

>>118825
I'm sorry, I meant to say MY LOVER and FUTURE WIFE(HUSBAND), there, are you satisfied now?

 No.118828

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>>118823
>>118827
Surprise box kinshi!

 No.118842

I found my best friend this way. We were going to get married twice but then decided against it on account of both being bottoms and i would like to find him a wife so he can reproduce. All kinds of distortions happen in online relationships especially amongst lonely NEETs. We have to look out for each other.

 No.118843

>>118842
Marry me

 No.118844

>>118842
Don't marry that other anon, marry me!
>>118843
You too, marry me, not him!

 No.118849

>>118842
>We were going to get married twice
What was the second time for?

 No.118852

>>118743
I fortunely don't have that issue because I'm unable to maintain relationships with how hard my depression is fucking me :)

 No.118854

I can sense a strong homoerotic tension in this thread... Perhaps it's better to stop before... you know...

 No.118855

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>>118854
Before I show you who's the boss of this board

 No.118856

>>118854
Before what? People start talking about the ERP kuso they do with each other or something?

 No.118860

>>118849
It was my idea the first time and then his idea the second time. We fight a lot and make up a lot and sometimes we make up so good we decide to get married but we start fighting before we manage to do it

 No.118861

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>>118855
looking for TROUBLE

 No.118864

>>118860
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuute

 No.118865

>>118860
this sounds emotionally draining

 No.118868

>>118865
sometimes, it causes character growth trying to figure it all out. We are way better at communicating than we used to be




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