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 No.118321

Reimu wants to know why you haven't been visiting her shrine.

 No.118322

>>118321
>tall
>flat
Boring!
If Im giving my money to anyone its either gonna be that cute little librarian at Suzunaan or that fat titted cow miko at Moriya!

 No.118323

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I've been doing my prayers at a nicer, better shrine maiden's place.

 No.118324

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I like youkai more.

 No.118325

>>118322
Of course the greener prefers the green miko.

 No.118331

its tooooooo farrrrrrr can you make the shrine closer

 No.118332

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My wife says the Hakurei shrine maiden is a bad person and I shouldn't visit her shrine.

 No.118333

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>>118321
Moriya shrine is WAY cooler than her shrine. A functional ropeway leading to Tengu mountains? VERY cool. And what does 'mu have? Two long boring flights of stairs leading nowhere but to her boring shrine. That's all.

 No.118335

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A new fairy pee bar opened up on the edge of the human village and I prefer to do my worshipping there now.

 No.118342

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Sorry I've been busy studying for my wizard exam so that I can become a fully fledged youkai magician and live forever with the pretty Seven-Coloured Puppeteer in the Forest of Magic.

 No.118345

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>>118324
But it's the youkai shrine.

 No.118346

>>118345
Yeah but can you imagine how awkward it'd be to try flirting with youkai with Reimu around?

 No.118347

>>118345
Does that mean I can marry a youkai at the Hakurei youkai shrine?

 No.118349

>>118335
fairy kiss kiss kiss kissukiss kiss kissu smooooch

 No.118363

>>118322
But tall flat women are the best...

 No.118365

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>>118347
She's the only holy woman in Gensokyo willing to officiate any marriages between humans and youkai, so you don't have a choice either way. I should also mention that marrying a youkai at the Hakurei shrine can be very expensive, even moreso if you want blessings for a happy life and a healthy family. It's free if you're marrying a human woman though!

 No.118366

>>118365
What if my to-be wife is banned from visiting the shrine?

 No.118368

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>>118366
Then you must do a year of community service for the shrine on behalf of your fiancée if you want them to be unbanned and go through with the marriage proceedings. I must warn you however that shrine duty is very rigorous, so if you're at that point then it's much easier to cut your losses and find a new wife. Have you considered the lovely young woman sweeping the shrine grounds? I hear she's a very hard worker!

 No.118369

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>>118368
>Have you considered the lovely young woman sweeping the shrine grounds?
I mean not really my kinda girl, but you do you.

 No.118372

>>118368
What if my fiancée doesn't want to be unbanned from the Hakurei Shrine or set foot in it ever again, unless it's to destroy it? Surely the Moriya Shrine does human-human marriages too?

 No.118374

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>>118372
Yeah, Moriya does human weddings as well. I would be careful though because husbandnapping is common around Tengu territory.

 No.118375

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>>118374
I shan't be swayed by Tengu, Moriya shrine it is!

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>>118374
¥Moriya does human weddings as well.
...Among other things.

 No.118698

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>>118375
Poor anonymous went to the Moriya shrine and hasn't been heard from in a week, most likely he was abducted by a tengu and was forced to become a househusband to a harpy of a wife. Let this be a reminder that there's another shrine within spitting distance of the village and there's no risk of being abducted during your pilgrimage there!




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