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 No.118245

Uh, /jp/, this customer just came in and is browsing the beer section and I don't know what to do. She looks like she's having trouble finding something in particular but I don't know if it's a good idea to approach or ask her if she needs help....

Do I need help...?

 No.118247

Contact your nearest shrine maiden ASAP

 No.118248

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Tried calling my local one up, but she seems to be unresponsive.

 No.118249

>>118248
I hear she's highly responsive to prayers

 No.118252

with this heat you cant blame the lady if she really really wants a refreshing cold hoppy beer.

 No.118253

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get her some chips and a soda she'll probably want that

 No.118254

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>>118249
These Mikos seem more responsive to alcohol than prayers...

 No.118255

>>118253
DOOM really runs on everything.

 No.118259

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>>118248
>>118254
Who would win in a drinking game between Rika and Reimu?

 No.118260

>>118259
reimu drinks often, so probably her.

 No.118282

>>118245
She just wants her prune juice
So long as you aren't under the age of 25 with a charming face you'll be fine, she won't attack

 No.118284

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>>118282
Even if you are, you should be fine as long as you dont make eye contact, look in her general direction, acknowledge her, or say hello.

 No.118300

Ask her if she likes Jazz

 No.118301

Yakumo Yukari buys beer

 No.118304

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Hello welcome to- oh the beer thats all the way in the back
...
Ma'am, i can see you on the camera, please dont do that...
Ma'am its 2am i dont really want to call the police put that back or pay for the beer.
...
Ma'am please do not put the packet of peanuts in your weird portal thing
...
...
Will that be all Ma'am?
Huh? no we dont accept EBT
Ma'am this card expired 17 years ago
...
Ma'am we do not accpect Yuan
please just leave already...

 No.118305

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>>118304
>do not accept yuan
awful service

 No.118352

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>>118304
Hey shopkeep, the candy aisle's a mess you should clean it up. Thing just broke out of nowhere.




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