No.116664
>>116663you go to online places where neets might hangout and you propose an irl meeting and do it
No.116667
Break into their house.
No.116668
>>116665i live in 123dummylane apt #67
i await your arrival
No.116670
>>116663Nerd shops and conventions
No.116671
>>116670hello i would like to buy a nerd
You sell them by the box??
No.116672
>>116665Is doxxing yourself a viable strategy to meet friends? I might not care too much about the likely getting raped and murdered parts if it means I get a friend delivered straight to my door!
No.116675
>>116668H-hello? Is anyone down here?
>>116672You probably shouldn't, you never know what will happe
No.116676
>>116675It's too late for this anon, he's already been kissu'd
No.116678
>>116663(OP)
If they willingly go outside then they aren't NEETs
No.116680
>>116678NEETs can go outside. There's overlap with hikikomori, but they're not synonymous.
No.116681
>>116680Adding to this, NEETs aren't necessarily Otaku either.
No.116682
>>116678You couldn't possibly be more wrong. Loitering, jaywalking and cycling are all famous NEET activities.
No.116683
>>116682The normalfags fear the NEET loiterer
No.116685
>>116684semend distribution via mail
No.116686
Meeting up with likeminded Kissu anons to burn charcoal in a nice sealed room!
No.116687
Has there ever been an instance of people here meeting up?
No.116689
>>116686>burn charcoalisnt that what
YUORE MOTHER does???
No.116690
>>116687I'm planning a trip with 2 other anons in autumn.
No.116691
>>116687You don't go to the annual kissu meetup?
No.116692
Breakfast at McDonalds.
Striped shirt and red baseball cap.
Don't be late.
No.116694
>>116692i'm in the third bathroom stall you know what to do
No.116695
>>116685Wouldn't the semen die long before reaching the recipient?
If you get to know their address (to send the mail to) you might as well just visit them for a cozy and nice night sleeping together.
>>116686No! That is a bad idea!! It's very hard to control and you can easily overdo it and die. The noose on the doorhandle is easier to control and you can quickly pull yourself up to get away from the edge when needed.
No.116697
Isn't being internet friends good enough? Why do you want to meet IRL? Ofupako?
No.116698
If you're in the UK you can probably find one at the bar in your local Spoons.
No.116702
>>116697to feed the inherent need of socializing, duh
No.116705
>>116687Not kissu, but I met with some anons from an other image board for a convention
No.116708
>>116663You practice the SWAT style of entering homes.
No.116719
>>116706Wow this looks like kuso, why would someone try to upscale 480p pornography?
No.116722
the truNEETs only meatup with their kiggus on
No.116726
>>116722NEETs can't afford Kigurumi.
No.116728
>>116697To snort coke together
No.116752
>>116751what a weird guy drugging than not molesting you, if it were me i'd finish the job
No.116754
>>116751So he gave you free drugs and comforted you before giving you space to relax? Nice guy
No.116781
>>116752I'm a weird enough person to maybe have preferred that instead, he was nice on the eyes so I wouldnt have objected too hard.
>>116754That's one way of looking at it though hard for me to not take offense when I feel abandoned I'm shy myself but I also hate if someone is too quiet or vanishes for long periods and tells me nothing, what if you died or suffering and need help? I would never know.
Get close then move away from me? The way I see it I'm want worth being close too or I did something stupid. People are stressful.
No.116801
>>116663I don't
I don't go outside
No.116805
>>116804Sometimes when I nightwalk I'll stop and stand moodily on bridges hoping for the same
No anime girls ever seem to approach me though...
No.116817
>>116781>That's one way of looking at it though hard for me to not take offense when I feel abandonedWell i think that's just the common mistake of misunderstanding the various levels of friendship, a random you met with once isn't going to fall in love with you sadly... and if they do you need to run the other way!
>People are stressful.Once you know what to look for it becomes real easy, just be careful with projecting your own thoughts into their actions! You're rarely right
No.116818
>>116804>>116805I've come to accept that i'm the scary monster in the dark. There is no one to come to me beyond the spirits that torment.
I'm hoping to get lucky at an anime convention or something, maybe i'll meet a nice retard with horrible taste
No.116827
>>116672say to meet up at a location near you, not your actual fucking house
No.116828
>>116827Ok does anybody want to meet at my neighbors house?
No.116829
hi i live in the middle of the atlantic ocean
No.116830
actually no i live on mars
No.116833
>>116663You're all nice to them and make them feel safe enough. Eventually they'll be open to the idea of meeting their good friend irl. Then, when they least expect it, you tackle them to the ground and tie them up, put them in a van, and bring them to the most fucked up type of place in the world, a
j*b.
No.116907
>>116887me on the left being manhandled by NEET bro
No.116910
>>116887Me behind the screen being jealous at
>>116907 being manhandled by NEET bro
No.116912
>>116887Hope it helps, one day at a time anon!
I dream of squishing a cuties face, but flirting is terrifying No.116923
>>116922A bit difficult considered nobody would want to, you know, work...
No.116924
>>116923if we put all our allowance from our parents, disability checks, and pennies we find off the ground together we can do it!
No.116925
>>116924Sorry, I can't collect my disability check out of my country.
No.116926
We need a rich person to pick us all up
No.116927
Give everyone their deserved and small stipend of 150,000 dollars
No.116931
>>116930And how would you go about getting a visa to stay in Japan (I don't even have a college degree)
No.116933
>>116931I'll get a work visa with an IT job and the N3.
No.116955
>>116931You tell the Japanese immigration officer "I post in /jp/" and they give you permanent residence.