Ehhhh... they're okay. No strong feelings one way or the other.

Yanderes are my favorite type of girls alongside Yangire and all the other archetypes that'll viciously murder me/for me.

>>116046
I actually don't care for yanderes, and prefer kind girls. I feel like I'm often in the minority these days. Obsession is only fun in small doses

>>116051
That's fair. Personally I find fun as characters since there's a lot that can be done with them (and the fantasy of someone who'd do anything for you is very appealing), but they're not something I'd like to deal with personally.

>>116052
I find the not-so-mentally-sane mindset of yanderes very interesting, in a scary sort of way, but i don't really have any need or interest in someone who loves you and be willing to do anything for you.
That said... if a cute yandere girl wanted to kidnap me and keep me collared and chained in a cage in their basement forever for their own enjoyment... well... i guess i'd be fine with that.

I like the ones who are only yandere to me and kind to everyone else. Can't think of any 2hus that fit the bill so have a Yua instead.

They're alright.

No not really

Yea, I especially like when they seem normal and sane at first, but fall deeper into insanity over time

>>116046
Yes.

I like it when they're all yan and no dere

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

Mfs just want a woman to want them

>>116065
Mfs be right

Milfs?

>>116068
milf yanhus???

Stage 1 of views on yandere: They're great!
Stage 2 of views on yandere: They're annoying, restrictive, and ruin your life!
Final stage of views on yandere: They're great!

>>116065
I'm mfs

I'm more into the irredeemably perverted girl trope and when she's embarrassed and ashamed by it.

>>116046
It's all fun and games until you're tied up in her basement forced to watch her skin your mother alive because you dared to call her and wish her a happy birthday.

>>116075
This is why the only good yan is the one who is only lovey-dovey violent to you.

Did someone say milf yanhu

>>116063
That's just a psycho anon

annoyingly clingy women make me angry, I want to beat them

annoyingly clingy women make me horny, I want them to beat me off

>>116046
yandere...daisuki..

How might a yandere respond to overwhelming apathy? Oh, I've been kidnapped. Oh, she's obsessed with me. Oh, I have a wife now. Whatever, at least she's useful.
Would she be upset at the lack of response or would she simply be happy that her love so easily gave in to her? Do you think she'd be able to sniff out if you were faking it in an attempt to beat her?

>>116046
I wouldn't mind being controlled entirely, the problem I would have a hard time trusting someone incompetent. They would have to be smarter than me and not be mean for me to love them back, I've found that's a very high bar. I'm not special or something, but that kind of energy brings out the worst in others!
The question is, which hu would be able to do that? well, its not like I have a huge choice but I'd like to dream that they wouldn't be the sadistic kind...

>>116046
I'd accept a Yandere Kanako, but I also think such a personality type goes against her whole character. I like her confident but not totally competent character. It makes me want to take care of her and support her so her schemes never fail.

>>116222
Hear me out, domineering and yandere, but her schemes fail since she can't help but gush to you.

>>116223
No no no. I'd like to protect my wife from any bad feelings. I want her to take it easy so I can cuddle her scarred back and keep her happy and satisfied.
Something that always appealed to me about Kanako is how naive she can be. I always viewed Kanako as inexperienced but presenting as mature, where Suwako is experienced but presents as immature.
I want to protect that part of Kanako. To maintain her ambition and her desire to continue existing, as opposed to being jaded and just fading away.

>>116224
Let me clarify, I mean her schemes to entrap YOU
She can't help but gloat about how well her plans are going to you when she thinks she is in complete control(real or otherwise)
Her fortunes in gensokyo and beyond are for you to witness, my imouto~

>>116227
No, I really can't get behind this idea, sorry. I know Kanako is not as individually powerful as she would like people to think. For instance, Suwako performs all the actual blessings. Kanako is merely the one in charge of "marketing". She's the face of the shrine, but she is in fact, a bit of a dork. And I love her for it. She won a battle a long long time ago and got the shrine, and that's about all. I don't doubt she is powerful, as she can subsist on faith, but the fact is, she's just a kami, which isn't THAT incomprehensibly strong. She has no fortunes beyond Gensokyo because she wouldn't have gone to the small population of Gensokyo if she could maintain her presence in the real world.
Despite this, I absolutely adore this woman and for the past some years, I've been trying to live in a way that would allow me to better support her goals. Even if she is fictional, I find purpose in the idea of being able to contribute to her.

>>116203
Off the top of my head Eirin fits what you're looking for, she's very smart, not cruel, and basically the closest thing to a canon yanhu anyway, given that she killed the messengers sent to bring Kaguya back to the Moon. In short, take your medicine.

>>116046
It's impossible imagining Cirno as a yandere
She's just too oblivious for an obsession

>>116257
What if you were a frog.

Which 2hus do you think would be the scariest yanhus?
I feel like Eirin and Yukari would be up there, maybe parsee? She's not that strong but she's pretty intense as is.

>>116260
all the frogs look the same to cirno. this could work with suwako-sama though.

>>116046
i like them, and while i recognize the dangers, having someone who loves you to the point of obsession... its something i would enjoy. maybe i am making up for something, but so what? am i wrong for wanting someone who truly cares and loves me without a single shadow of doubt? i personally dont think so, but i will admit that i hope is more dere than yan
>>116203
yes... i personally think that Reimu would do ok, she is fairly smart, has good intuition and enough power to keep problems(and probably everyone else) away, meaning that she wouldnt have to be right on top of me to keep me under her area of control. she may be a bit grumpy, but this often directed towards people or things causing her trouble and forcing her to do extra work, so i dont think she would be violent or prone to anger, not towards me at least, just towards things that may have been trying to mess with me or her time with me.
there is another thing i have read before that i would like to address too, which is the problem of trouble makers trying to get to her by messing with me, and while i understand the reasoning, i think it would be the opposite in this case, i imagine her object of obsession being kidnapped would make her go full crimson slasher mode and go on a war path against everything, something the major powers of gensokyo(or anyone really) would rather avoid.
ultimately, i dont think that life would be all that bad, she would probably try to include me into everything se does, this being ceremonies, festivities and probably even investigations, which would probably make her teach me how use seals and other blessed tools to defend myself
so yes... if it were Reimu, i wouldnt protest once, not only because i can't, but mainly because i would enjoy it

>>116236
Isn't a Kanako supposed to be a divine spirit possessing a body?
basically if her powers faded entirely, she'd still be able to live out as a human

>>116263
Mind control hus would be terrifying. Satori would be the worst, she's a hypnotist who can plausibly constantly check your thoughts to make sure you're only thinking the right things.

>>116284
Anon, Satori is... she'd probably pass out from pushing herself.

>>116285
A yandere who completely fails at being yan. Moe...

>>116284
>>116285
>>116793
Satori try to pin you down, but she's so weak you can easily push her off! Cute!
Satori running out of breath trying to chase you! Adorable!
Satori moping because she can't figure out how to make you stay! Lovable!

Yanderes are for bottom of the barrel fags

>>116796
>Satori being so kuso at being a Yandere that you'll start feeling bad for her and slowly start liking her.
Truly a evil and foolproof plan.


Let's be fair with ourselves, if Satori really was a Yandere she'd be pretty terrifying, she could just capture you and any attempt at an escape would be useless, she might even "let you escape" just so she could catch you and punish you later

>>116808
Green AND a surprise box!?

>>116808
Anon she couldn't contain a vengeful spirit, you know the guys she's specifically entrusted to protect the overworld from? The thing she's a specialist on?
A human is beyond her

Aah~ Imagine this but with Satorin~.

For me yanhus would have to be someone thoroughly unpleasant to be around like Okyuu for me to resist her approaches, since I'm pretty easy going.
Maybe an oni would be more trouble than its worth, or a denizen of new hell

>>116814
Why do you think so many anons like Yanhus?
The things that would be terrifying to the norms( being captured and taken care of by a 2hu ...) are anons' dreams.

>>116815
Which hu would you actually try resisting?
For me i'm terrified of radiation, so Okyuu would be a nightmare, and i'm scared of oni because they're mean.
<---- the face of terror

>>116816
If you hear a voice in your head saying "COME TO ME", follow it, and your lovey-dovey 2hu wife dream will come true. Resistance is futile.

>>116816
The one that comes immediately to mind would be Eirin.
The fact that she could drug you up and fuck you up in ways that no other 2hu could is pretty terrifying for me.

By the way isn't it that Okuu herself isn't radioactive? Just her attacks.

>>116815
>Why do you think so many anons like Yanhus?
Because they like the thought of someone being "in love" with them? Same reason most of you retards fetishize the thought of being raped.

>>116821
Wrong, they like the idea of a hu being in love with them in a way beyond normal. In a way that is beyond the vapid 'friendships' that today's marriages seem based on. They desire a primal and irration attraction like they feel for those they love. They're love is misguided but pure as a blushing virgin.

>>116822
>misguided
Yeah that's definitely one way of saying it

>>116822
>love is misguided but pure as a blushing virgin.
Nothing that is pure is misguided!

>>116257
To make her stop bothering him Anon promised Cirno he would play with her every day! Of course, Anon knew it wouldn't actually be every day. Fairies are stupid and forget things all the time. Why, Cirno's friend Daiyousei forgot her own name! So he only needs to tolerate this fairy for a few days before he can go back to a peaceful life.
So, the first time Cirno doesn't show up, Anon thinks she finally forgot and decides to not show up any more. But she didn't forget! She was just exterminated and was recovering. She still remembered!
Then, the next day, when Anon doesn't show up, she gets worried. Did something happen to him? What if he was hurt? Cirno's the strongest, so she needs to protect him!
She then finds him in the village, chatting to some other woman. So that must be why! Anon was tricked! He wouldn't abandon her, it must be that woman! The village is full of predators and tricksters! Anon should just stay at her igloo, where she can protect him, and they can play every day!

>>116826
That sounds kinda nice actually.

>>116826
None of this would happen.
Anon is pretty fairy princess!

>>116826
I would, I've put a lot of thought into it and fairies would be one of the few tasteless enough to put up with me. I would go with cirno willingly, we could build a fancy igloo together

>>116900
TF2 is just genderbent Touhou. It has a single-sex cast, everyone wears silly hats, and the gameplay is about dodging hundreds bullets.

>>116816
suika, i dont like her and think she is an evil bitch for the sake of it, on top of that she is a drunktard

>>116826
The biggest problem with fairies is that they're likely to accidentally get you killed with how stupid they are.

>>116820
>Eirin
It's free immortality though.
Who cares if she can lock you up for a thousand years, you'll eventually become powerful enough.

>>117057
That's even worse, keep in mind that immortality doesn't mean that she can't hurt you, just that you can't die, which plays right into her cards because she doesn't have to hold back with you.

>you'll eventually become powerful enough.
Not necessarily, how do you want to learn magic and such while being locked away?

And keep in mind that it's not like she's just going to lock you away, she wants to convince you to love her and will do absolutely anything to make that happen.

>>117057
You are also dealing with a form of intelligence that is utterly alien, as well as far beyond your own. If they liked you, for whatever abstruse and arcane reasons such a categorically different mind might like you for, good luck getting out.

>>117333
Nta
She would like me cause I project myself as affable and thoughtful, she would love me cause deeper in I'm reflective and emotional. Basically I'm pretty cool and she'd take one look at me and realize I'm different.

<------pic related is Eirin giving me my medication because she loves me

Wanted to try my hand at writing something again. I had a different image in mind as story inspiration but I couldn't quite get it sounding right so have this instead.
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How long had it been since you saw the sun? Weeks, perhaps. It was hard to tell the time, locked in this room as you where. No windows, with only the occasional visit from your captor to mark the passage of time. Occasionally she comes in to deliver food or chat at you, but most of the time she came in to add to her work.
Plastered over the walls and ceiling are photos. Photos of you. From before you were captured to now. You chatting with your new friends, going to a festival, and sleeping in your bed. Your captor sometimes made edits to them, inserting herself into the pictures like she was meant to be there. The lighting was a little off, the perspective not quite right, and she was always in focus even when she shouldn't be. It'd be less unsettling if she just stuck to the stalker photos.
You don't even know why she's so interested in you, you never even met before she whisked you away. You tried to ask her once, but the second you brought up the name of the only other crow tengu you knew... You didn't ask again.
Your only hope was someone noticed you'd vanished and tried to figure out where you'd gone. Your captor was just like you from before you arrived in Gensokyo, a shut-in, though a lively one, so trying to sneak out when she's elsewhere is a non-starter.
On the bright side, when she brings in her newspaper to read the articles at you, it's better than Bunbunmaru.
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>>116055
It's been quite a while since I saw this but I'd like to say thank you for getting me into CH;N. I had the game downloaded for a while, but your post got me to actually go and play it. I'm still early on (only just got to chapter 2, and I'm alternating playing it with another VN so I'm going pretty slowly) but I'm quite enjoying it. Yua is cute.

>>118426
I like it, I want to see where this yantengu story goes. Is Hatate genuinely in love with the reader or did she just whisk him away because he was hanging out with her rival Aya?

>thank you for getting me into CH;N
No problem, I'm glad you're enjoying it. It's good to see more people are reading Chaos;Head.
Yua is really freaking cute. She seems to be the least popular heroine in the series, but to me she's the best Chaos girl, her personality coupled with that meganekko character design fires off my moe receptors like no other.

>>118426
Sorry it took a while, but here's part 2 (of 4 or 5, depending on how things go)
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In a fit of boredom you took a closer look at one of the photos. It was one of the older ones, taken from before you were captured. It was at a festival, and in the photo you were talking with Hatate, your captor. Of course, in reality you hadn't even met at this point in time. She had just pasted herself over who you were actually talking to. Sanae, the Moriya miko, if you remembered the occasion correctly. You wondered why only some where edited. All the newer ones weren't, of course, as she could just take them as is with herself in the frame. But some of the older ones were left as is.
What was the common factor? After a quick glance around, it appeared that it was Hatate only appeared when there was someone else in the photo, in which she covered up whoever was closest to you in that photo. This was evident in a small series taken at the same festival as before, where over the course of several photos Hatate jumped between covering up Marisa, Reimu, Sakuya, and Rinnosuke, when you wandering through the festival and came across the group and stopped for a quick chat.
Then, your gaze turns to one of the older photos of you sleeping. Hatate had edited herself leaning over your sleeping form. You took a closer look. Hatate had one of her hands go behind your head, as if she was patting it. But Hatate hadn't quite cropped her arm long enough. Her arm didn't match the wrist that was attached. Someone else was in your room at night. Who?
Before you could dwell on this further, the door opened. In came Hatate, carrying a tray. Was this supposed to be lunch or dinner? It felt a little early for dinner, but who knew what time it really was. Regardless, you were starting to feel a little peckish.
"Hey there, Anon," she said. "You doing alright?" She set down the tray and took out her phone. You gave a slight nod, though your real feelings were more on the line of wishing you were anywhere else.
"That's good. I have new article I'd like you to proof read later. I heard about some kind of incident with Cirno, that ice fairy, you know? Anyway she went into the village and..."
You picked up a pair of chopsticks and started eating. Today's lunch/dinner/whatever was roasted rabbit on rice. Every so often you heard a shutter sound from her phone. This was just part of this odd routine you'd settled into. You weren't sure if tengu didn't need to eat, or if she'd just have her meal later, but she'd always take photos of you while you ate while rambling on about her newspaper, her workload ("just because we're on a mountain doesn't mean they need to give us a mountain of work!"), or whatever else was on her mind that particular day.
"...so now she's-" Hatate was interrupted by a knocking sound from elsewhere in the house. "Excuse me for one sec." She got up and left the room.
As she did so she left a slight gap in the door. You crawled over and stuck your head through the gap. You could see the entrance from here, where Hatate was conversing with a wolf tengu.
"What's this about?" Hatate asked. You'd never heard her so irritated before.
"The big shots want to hold a meeting, now," the wolf tengu replied. "Don't know why, but regardless I wouldn't want to be late, and likely neither would you."
Hatate sighed, and you slipped back into the room. She walked back over to your room and stuck her head in. "Sorry Anon, I really need to go now. Be good, kay?" Before you could reply, she ran out, once again forgetting to close the door.
Was she really gone? You stuck your head through again. Nobody in sight.
With no small amount of trepidation, you got up and stepped into the hallway. You tried to suppress the excitement rising in your heart. You still weren't in the clear yet. Not until you were back in the village and far away from any possessive tengu. But if what the wolf tengu said was true, you weren't going to get another chance like this for quite a while.
Every step towards the exit was one taken listening for any sounds of her return. One step. Two steps. Three steps. Still, nothing. Was it really going to be that easy?
A few moments later, you left her house and saw the sun. This was it. All you needed to do was get off this damn mountain. Which was easier said than done, admittedly, but baby steps.

I like the idea of a girl caring deeply about you, but obsessions aren't fun, romantic, or healthy in my opinion. A girl that is absolutely heartbroken that you cheated on her is realistic and dramatic. A girl that kills the girl you cheated on her with and confronts you wielding a knife and blood on her cheek is just... overused, unoriginal, not fun or cute, and isn't something I would like in a romantic partner

>>119574
Wow really you don't say
Of course it's over done and obsession are only a sign of insecurities, its a fantasy though so just edit it as you please

>>119677
no 3DPD 'please'

I saw it too

>>119452
Something very bad is definitely about to happen.

like to imagine aya acts like a yandere for fun but she's just playing (but she still loves you)

>>119867
Thanks, but I love Hatate.

Ultra possessive is good. Ultra possessive + murderous tendencies is not.

Yandere facial expressions are ero!

>>120038
Anon I don't think those are yandere...

I hate them. instant drop

>>119452
And here's part 3. I had this part finished for a little while but I wanted to post the whole thing at once once it was done so it wouldn't be bothering me.
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You wished you were more on top of Gensokyo's geography. Aside from "down the mountain", you didn't have a good idea of where the human village actually was. If you ran into a wolf tengu, maybe you could ask them to drop you off at the village. Though it seemed that they were all absent, probably at the meeting Hatate was also caught up in.
It did make you worried about running into any youkai who wandered up into what was nominally tengu territory. A Kappa would be fine, you've met a few before and while you don't trust the self-proclaimed friends of humans all that much, they were better than most alternatives. The misfortune goddess would point you in the right direction if you came across her. On the other hand, her misfortune might rub off on you and you'd end up right back in Hatate's clutches.
You shook your head, no point in worrying about maybes at this point, just one foot in front of the other. Your throat was starting to get a little dry, probably from all the walking you were doing. How long had it been since you'd escaped her house, 20-30 minutes? That felt about right.
Suddenly, a blur rushed past you and you fell flat on your ass. "Oh? If it isn't Anon. What are you doing here?" a familiar voice said. "I hadn't seen you for quite some time."
Aya Shameimaru. A tengu reporter you'd talked to in the past. She was really pushy about getting all sorts of details on your life, to the point were if you answered all her questions she might know you better than you yourself. Despite how often she interviewed you, you never saw an article about you in her newspaper, which she delivered to you every time she published a new issue despite the fact you never subscribed to her.
You avoided the question and instead asked her about the meeting that all the tengu were forced to attend.
"Oh, that? It was just the big shots patting themselves on the back for hitting a new milestone of newspaper sales for 2 hours. Though, I wonder, how did you hear about that?" she replied.
Should you answer her? You're not quite sure if you should trust her, based on your past experiences with tengu, but then again she probably won't leave you alone until she gets what she wants. You take a deep breath and explain what happened. The kidnapping, being stuck at Hatate's house for a month, and your eventual escape.
"I see..." Her voice was abnormally cold, and despite how warm it was today, you felt a chill down your spine. But before you could think about it further, Aya returned to her usual self. "You must be heading back to the village then, right? Though, you're going in the wrong direction. You won't make it back before dark, so why don't I take you back to my place?"
Before you could reply, Aya swept you off your feet and carried you back up the mountain in a flash. You were getting a bit tired, but during your trip you could have sworn the sun was rising during your journey. Must have been your imagination.

>>121327
Part 4 (finale)
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Your first time flying was quite an experience, though it wasn't a long one. The fastest in Gensokyo was still pretty fast carrying you, and you knew this was nowhere near her top speed, even while taking you for a trip. But did she have to use princess carry?
Aya set you down inside. "Make yourself at home. For your own good you should stay inside until I come back." With that, she closed the door behind her, and with a gust of wind she disappeared. Probably off to bother someone about something inane.
You start wandering around. Scattered about her house were various notebooks and photographs. What a messy girl. You had half a mind to clean up for her, but maybe there was some esoteric system at play here? Probably best to leave it alone for the time being.
Maybe you should cook something for her? Then again you had no idea when she'll be back, and cooking wasn't something you were especially good at anyway. Perhaps when she comes back you could make the offer? Yeah, that sounded like a good idea. Your plan decided, you resumed your aimless wandering.
Her house was modest in size, and you quickly found her bedroom (which you only peeked inside, you didn't want to intrude), kitchen, and various miscellaneous rooms. Now, there was one room left to investigate. You slid the door open and your eyes went wide.
You tried to convince yourself what you were seeing wasn't true. That it was all a joke, or there was some other explanation as to what was going on, but reality wasn't so kind.
Photos covered the wall. Photos of you. Just like Hatate. You recognised some from Hatate's place, except these ones didn't an out of place crow tengu inserted into them, these were the real deal. And then there was the photo of your bedroom, and the true identity of the figure leaning over your sleeping form was revealed.
Aya.
You had to get out of here. You rushed out of the house and headed back down the mountain. Your stomach was starting to protest that it hadn't been fed for ages, but there was no time to worry about that. Get off this cursed mountain, then you'd worry about everything else.
Off in the distance you saw flashing lights, a danmaku battle? Chances are it was a tengu versus someone else, and given you were two for two on the tengu you know being insane you decided to avoid the area as best you could. Unfortunately it was in your path off the mountain, so you needed to make a detour.
You were too tired and hungry to run further, so you began to walk. You hadn't seen any wolf tengu so far, but perhaps they'd escort you back to the village? Best not to rely on them, given your luck with tengu so far they'd probably tie you up and drag you off to who-knows-where.
As you continued down the mountain with the danmaku battle at your left, said battle came to an end. Still, it was too risky to turn towards it, so you maintained your current path. You hoped you were heading in the right direction in the first place. Aya's words from before rang in your mind. Was she telling the truth, or was she lying to make sure you wouldn't resist her "rescue"? To be honest you weren't sure if you were heading in the same direction as your last escape attempt.
But that musing was brought to an end as a white blur knocked you to the ground. You tried to get up, but a sword hovering by your throat brought an end to that. "Try not to hurt him, Momiji," Aya said. Your heart sank. This was it, wasn't it. You saw Aya holding a camera in her hands as she approached, and to the right of her holding a length of rope was... Hatate?!
The now named Momiji huffed. "You don't need to tell me twice," she replied. Her eyes were cold, but more on the side of treating you like an annoyance rather than the smouldering obsession that Aya and Hatate had. You weren't sure which was better.
"Hatate and I had a 'chat'," Aya began, "and came to the conclusion that, despite how we wished otherwise, we're going to have to share." You weren't sure what the contents of that chat were, but you had an inking that it was connected to that danmaku battle you saw.
As Hatate moved to tie you up, Momiji withdrew her blade and said "I'm going back now. If I get in trouble for leaving my post I'm blaming the two of you. Don't forget what you owe"
"Yeah yeah, a century's worth of sake. You'll get it," Aya said without leaving your eyes. She then leaned down and stroked your cheek. "Let's go back now, okay?"
You were never going to leave this mountain.
FIN
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Fun fact: This was the original inspiration image that I wanted to use for >>118426
, but couldn't quite work out how to write it in the format I wanted to.
Not sure what (if anything) I'm going to write next. Maybe yandere Merlin? She has a personality fit for that but there's surprisingly little content about it.

>>121328
Why is he running away? He needs to be a good human and accept TENGU LOVE.

>>121903
He's just being a little silly that's all. He still holds on to human values like "consent" and a "desire for freedom" that aren't quite applicable to tengu society. Aya and Hatate have their work cut out for them in rehabilitating him. When he finally accepts his place, he'll wonder why he ever tried to run away at all.

>>121328
I know I'm very late in replying to both of these, but great stuff. I really enjoyed reading the first two posts and was looking forward to see how it ended, you didn't disappoint.

>>121328
>Not sure what (if anything) I'm going to write next.
Always felt like Mystia was a good candidate given that her whole business revolves around her being a conwoman who creates a problem (blindness) and sells a solution (grilled lamprey). What if she took a liking to you and one day decided to make you extra dependent on this solution? Imagine having a yandere who could literally make it so that she's the only woman you'll ever lay your eyes upon.

>>121328
Stories like this about the tengu may make it seem daunting to visit the mountain but as long as you aren't their type - an overweight balding NEET with poor eyesight - I guarantee you'll be safe from kidnapping! Come visit, it's perfectly safe! I'm not posting from a Youkai Mountain IP by the way!

by far the worst and the least realistic archetype

an overweight balding NEET with poor eyesight just flew over my house!

>>122544
>menhera nerdlover
let alone read I have never even seen a manga with that kind of character

>>122563
You should try (not) h-doujinshi works

>>122538
>the least realistic archetype
Don't mix 3D into this beautiful 2D thread ``kudasai''.

>>122561
Wha- in in bed resting. I'm not doing anything! Leave me alone!