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 No.115714

Spankin' Hot Anime Babe

 No.115715

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.115718

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 No.115720

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>>115714
Ever notice the heart shape in Koishi's design?
Well now you have

 No.115721

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.115722

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Cuteness > mass

 No.115723

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.115724

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>>115723
Ihihihi!

>>115722
That got me thinking, can a butt both be cute and massive at the same time? To me cute butts are always small to average sized, while huge butts are purely ero.

 No.115725

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Small butt is both more ero and more cute.

 No.115726

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>>115722
I like size more

 No.115727

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>>115722
>>115725
Only good posts in this thread
Cute tiny butts ftw

 No.115728

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.115730

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>>115725
flan has been forgetting to wear pantsu since she started dressing herself
>>115728
fatass

 No.115731

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キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.115732

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My heart will forever belong to boobs, but butts are nice too.

 No.115735

>>115732
squares butt

 No.115736

>>115735
Is this the mystic square that I keep hearing about?

 No.115737

But they poop from there! They all poop from there!

 No.115738

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>>115737
Not now they don't.

 No.115739

>>115737
silly anon shabs never poop

 No.115740

>>115737
Fun fact: shabs don't need to eat. If you don't feed them, they can't poop.

 No.115741

>>115740
DON'T try this the shabs will eat you like they ate my dad

 No.115742

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>>115718
This must be canon, because in the fighting games marisa has that iconic butt attack, implying that marisa butt is so big is lethal:

Linking mass and velocity to impact severity comes from Newton’s second law in the form of impulse.
Force during impact (average force): F = (m * Δv) / Δt
F = average force during impact
m = mass of the moving object
Δv = change in velocity (from its speed to zero if it stops)
Δt = time over which the collision happens

If you’re hit by a bigger butt (larger m), with the same speed v, the change in momentum m⋅Δv is larger, so for the same short impact time Δt, the force you feel is larger, but for more butt damage what is important is kinetic energy, because energy must be absorbed by the body or object in a impact:
Kinetic energy: KE = (1/2) * m * v^2
And if you increase speed, damage grows with v^2, which is why high speed butt attacks are exponentially worse.
More momentum means more force if stopping time is the same: Momentum: p = m * v

The formula also has Δt (impact time). A very large, soft butt might increase the impact time (Δt), which actually reduces the force (F = m*v / Δt). So if it's very squishy, it might act like a airbag and hurt less than a dense, muscular small butt moving very fast. But if we assume "same hardness, just bigger mass", then Marisa's butt deals more damage:
Short impact time (hard, firm butt) → force spikes higher → more pain/damage
Long impact time (very soft, cute butt) → force spreads out → less peak force
Damage (energy transferred) ∝ (1/2) * m * v^2


The force of the butt impact is proportional to (mass times velocity), as long as the impact time stays the same. Proportional relationships: F ∝ m * v
Reimu's butt (mass 4) → force ∝ 4 × v
Sanae's butt (mass 6) → force ∝ 6 × v
Marisa's butt (mass 7) → force ∝ 7 × v
Since v is the same for all, the butt with the biggest mass number produces the biggest force, ergo, Marisa's butt hits you 75% harder than Reimu's butt (because 7 ÷ 4 = 1.75).

If Marisa's butt is very soft and squishy, and Sanae's butt is very firm and muscular, Sanae's could actually hit harder even with less mass, because Δt would be shorter (firm = less squish time).

Kinetic energy is what the victim has to absorb and dissipate. More energy = more broken bones, more internal bruising, more DAMAGE (maybe pleasure, depending on who you ask).
The F ∝ m × v formula tells us the peak force (instantaneous crushing pressure).
The KE formula tells us the total destructive work done to your body over the whole butt attack.

But speed matters a lot, let's suppose Reimu swings her butt twice as fast as Marisa:
Reimu's butt: 4 × (2)² = 4 × 4 = 16 damage
Marisa's butt: 7 × (1)² = 7 damage
Now the smaller Reimu's butt hits much harder because speed matters more than mass.

>>115738
Cute vampire meal.

 No.115744

tight butts>cute butts>>>>>>obese dumpsters

 No.115745

>>115744
You've made a powerful enemy- the Big Ass Mafia...

 No.115746

>>115744
A butt should straddle the face, not poke it or choke it.

 No.115747

>>115746
A butt should straddle the penis, not limply or loosely rub it.

 No.115748

>>115747
Such an unimaginative position. What a waste of a perfectly bitey hole.

 No.115750

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>>115736
this is the mystic square

 No.115752

Round butts

 No.115788


 No.115793

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>>115750
At least there's a one thing that Alice inherited from her mom.

 No.115908

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>>115718
She's really let herself go from those halcyon days.

 No.115917

>>115750
Alice's mom has got it going on...

 No.115971

>>115908
Reimu's butt drives me crazy. I need her butt. LE's artist draws perfect Reimu butts. I don't even know what i would do with Reimu's butt.




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