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 No.114493

You've won /jp/,

Yuuka will be your lover for today!

 No.114495

what about tomorrow?

 No.114496

>>114493
No Yuuka, I don't know what will happen afterwards.

 No.114498

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Sorry, I'm already taken.

 No.114509

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>>114495
>>114496
You'll have to make up for the flowers you disturbed today.

 No.114511

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>>114509
How could I disturb any flowers if I never go outside?

 No.114512

>>114493
But I prefer human women.

 No.114513

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>>114511
You never picked up the flowers she sent you and they wilted.

 No.114514

What if I wanted to be Yuuka for today?

 No.114515

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>>114512
Sir, this is a pro-youkai women site.

 No.114516

>>114515
Look, I have nothing against youkai, I even have some youkai friends! I just think human men and human women belong with one another!

 No.114521

>>114512
>>114516
Mods can we ban Akyuu and her stupid VPNs?

 No.114523

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>>114516
Humanxhuman romance is like white rice with no sides or toppings. True love is when a human man and a youkai woman is willing to cast aside the stigma from people shackled by tradition to rise above social boundaries and make their pure feelings for one another come into fruition.

 No.114525

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>>114523
I think I'm going to stick with human girls.

 No.114526

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>>114523
"Humanxhuman romance is like whi-" gets run over by a tank

 No.114531

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>>114523
But, by that logic, finding love with a human woman means the whole of history, which manifests in part in the stigmas and traditions which stop one from dating youkai, exist in affirmation of your love.

 No.114538

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What you refrain from telling, of course, is that it can never be any day but today, the only day which never comes or passes because it constitutes the very hole by which the day is devoured, with all comments related to an after being little more than taunts about an alleged event, a death, which is never to see the light or dark of day.
Yuuka once said "It is power which is everything," a statement which she well could have amended to "It is power which is nothing" by the time of PoFV and which was fully realized as "It is nothing which is power" when ZUN understood that he still cannot bear to look at her. Contrary to most interpretations which see the flower movement as inexplicable or as little more than cretinous "gap moe", it is in fact nothing but the intensification of power as such, where it reprioritizes by abandoning or shoving to the side its comparatively weaker physical level, which can always wane or be negated, to the symbolic level of indefinite neither-here-nor-there, an extension of LLS' dream imagery and her undecided character. This is why her primary interests are with the especially potent, undying horror shows like the name of Alice, and why she has been confused with the allegedly eternal red-white shrine maiden. It is also perhaps why she so readily submits to Eiki's ability of forming and thus judging well-defined dichotomies, because this ability can also be adapated to, something which Yakumo recognizes but may not yet understand. Here we have the true Ultimate Magic, then!
Indeed, Yuuka is not merely my lover for the day of days, but also my betrothed, my beloved, my wife, my servant, my slave, my mistress, my killer, my mother, my daughter, my sister, me myself, more me than I, just as I have been for the better part of a decade, often at one and the same time, her husband, her lord, her murderer, her torturer, her victim, her apostle, her hero, her voice, her herself, more her than she. As many of the one as there are of the other, as many flowers as there are people, for each his own or all for each, as the call beckons.
All of this is but the disappearing act in full force. The Flower Master is not the Master Flower, both by not being a flower and moreso perhaps by not actually being a master. Since Yuuka can clearly "create" flowers where none should be able to bloom "in reality", and can simultaneously control Gensokyo's "actual" flowers, there is nothing to stop us from concluding that both are equally "illusory", just like Gensokyo's soil, and thus reproducible (or refractable?) without end, just like Gensokyo's female population. More to the point that no Yuuka is actually Yuuka, simply a Yuuka-flower for the Yuuka-occasion, a gargantuan (Yuu)kaleidoscope of perpetual prostitution wherein one can submit to the show and spend days picking out the perfect bouquet for his so-called needs, each more sexual than the last, or else search for the fabled real character behind the web of fan-onanism and be rewarded with a thousand years of turning millstones. Dango over flowers is the calling card of the man too stupid to realize not only that the flowers are what has prepared the dango for him, but also that, from the point of view of the flowers, it is men over dangos. No, I have not won. My victory is a function of my defeat. The curse remains.

 No.114545

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>>114538
>reproducible (or refractable?) without end, just like Gensokyo's female population
Yuuka is very reproducible, I agree.

 No.114548

[Area bug] Anomaly in the sunflower field

REPRODUCTION STEPS
1. Launch Gensokyo build ++20260407
2. Go to the Garden of the Sun
3. Yuuka

ACTUAL RESULT
Yuuka

EXPECTED RESULT
Yuuka

DESCRIPTION
There is no bug

 No.114550

>>114538
>Indeed, Yuuka is not merely my lover for the day of days, but also my betrothed, my beloved, my wife, my servant, my slave, my mistress, my killer, my mother, my daughter, my sister, me myself, more me than I, just as I have been for the better part of a decade, often at one and the same time, her husband, her lord, her murderer, her torturer, her victim, her apostle, her hero, her voice, her herself, more her than she. As many of the one as there are of the other, as many flowers as there are people, for each his own or all for each, as the call beckons.
Slay the Yuuka

 No.114578

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>for today!
>April 6 2026 23:04:25
YUUKA NO
DONT LEAVE ME HERE YUUKA
YUUUUUUUUKAAAAAAA

 No.114580

>>114578
batman is such a kwab

 No.114752

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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

 No.115012

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Will Yuuka help me do my taxes?

 No.115013

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My NEET welfare somehow count as taxable income.

 No.115015

But I'm a regular poster on /jp/! Can Yuuka really cure that much homosexuality?

 No.115016

>>115015
Saw it

 No.115017

>>115016
Pls no bully, buttons are hard

 No.115077

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>>114493
For today? I didn't know Yuuka was that kind of girl.

 No.115086

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>>114545
To take a banal example, why does nearly every image, doujin or story featuring Yuuka's (or any other Touhou character's) children depict them as nearly the spitting image of their mother? Is it merely because the father is a literal walking blank, only differentiated from his spouse-whore by being even less than she is? Some utterly trite babble about fantasy genetics? Or is it good old-fashioned maternal impression, the power of the imagination? Then either the mother thinks only of herself, a thought that many will tell you is more than canon, or it is, in actuality, the obsessed father who carries and births the children for her! The average Youkai then thoroughly fucks the average human, so much so that we can say the self-insert is literally just a Youkai fantasy for the mirroring, not even reproduction, of their form. Perhaps the entire canon only makes sense if we flip it on its head, Youkai are hardly just parasites on man, they were the ones who formed him for the sole purpose of being parasitized on, as the sex organs of the Youkai world (and every world besides), a scenario so thoroughly sodomizing even the futanari enthusiast would shiver in fear and misguided ecstacy. Why even limit it to Youkai when the human characters of the setting function identically? Truly nothing escapes Gensokyo.
>>114550
If only it were as simple as severing a head or two. It must be more thorough, and I feel that what you reference is barely capable of conceiving such a thought.

 No.115091

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>>115086
>To take a banal example, why does nearly every image, doujin or story featuring Yuuka's (or any other Touhou character's) children depict them as nearly the spitting image of their mother?
I believe the answer is different from all that you propose. For Gensokyo is illusionary, both as a whole and in all elements and beings there contained, thus even for humans from Gensokyo, our perception fails - more than it already fails us with what we call the Real - and we base our interactions more on the ideas standing behind each Gensokyo's inhabitant. If such is true for illusionary humans, to how greater degree it must be true for illusionary youkai, beings of ideas with whom we commune by ideas!
Each youkai is pure, not in the Moon-sense of pure, but in the imaginary-sense. Even as I long for union, for ceaseless dialogue between us, I dare not to sully the idea whom I adore by the dubious cocktail of spirit, will, mind and flesh that is I. To see more of her-from-her fills me with joy, to see more of I-from-her strikes me with dread. To be a mere copyist, tool for her entering new time and age, is already more than I deserve. Since the copyist who isn't faithful wrongs both the copy and the original, and I love the original with all my strength, how could I see her offspring as anything but the spitting image of her? I suspect many others think like that too, even if they don't always realize it.
And yet, I cannot forget that even in the realms of ideas, my perception is prone to fault. Perhaps this is why I hold, against my better judgement, a hope that would be inhumanly selfish, if it wasn't so humanly pathetic; a hope that the youkai whom I adore, if (if! for I fear to presume too much about her against her wishes) she fantasizes about children of ours, suffers from the same affliction as I, and that she imagines them as splitting images of me. And even further still, I am full of faith that the actual children, real or illusionary they may be, will surprise both her and me, neither mirrors, nor copies, but the conversation of our love made manifest.

 No.115092

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Banal? Is that when you take a banana and put it in your

 No.115093

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 No.115101

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>>115086
>why does nearly every image, doujin or story featuring Yuuka's (or any other Touhou character's) children depict them as nearly the spitting image of their mother?
It's uncreative and I poke fun at it, but I'm not entirely bothered by it. It can be plain laziness, but can also just be as simple as wanting more of what you love and if you love your 2wife surely the world would be better with more of your 2wife. That's what I think, and >>115091 put it more eloquently than I. This sort of thing is also pretty pervasive in 'female centric' media as well like MGE. I like the thought exercises trying to rationalize it since it really is just a lazy way to depict their offspring. At least put them in different outfits…
The way I see it is most youkai don't need old fashioned reproduction as there's a multitude of ways for them to manifest and be born. So proper passing of genes don't quite work out. In the case of dear Yuuka you could further spin it and draw comparisons to plants, many of which produce cloned offspring.
>the mother thinks only of herself, a thought that many will tell you is more than canon
I do want to say that if we're taking a quote unquote "grim" outlook of canon, then a selfish youkai would never allow herself to propagate. Time and energy and resources once all for yourself must be split with a child, not to mention needing to protect them from other youkai and the competition from them later. For them to care for a child shows a great deal of sacrifice and personal change, doubly so if they have no reproductive instincts to begin with.

That said I wouldn't mind SOME diversity in genes however small, like eye color and hair or temperament for better or worse. As much as I love my 2wife I am selfish and want to see some part of me passed on after death, something to show I existed besides memories.

 No.115612

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>>115091
Apropos of banality, this entire comment is affected love rhetoric, still emitting death throes from the coffin of cliche it was long ago sentenced to, and rock song lyrics set to the tune of improper grammatical constructions. Since the claim is that our alleged perception fails us both for reality and mere appearance (which indeed can only be recognized as such if one finds a reality behind it, which one apparently cannot do, thus going down an unending hallway of nothing), and any ideas we receive through our faulty perception are themselves prone to equal or greater fault, the only proper ideas worthy of consideration would be those received from "outside", a thesis not many are willing to admit, but one that readily supports my own conclusion: The Youkai/human, no difference here, does not meekly prostrate itself before the glorious sovereign to beg for his attention and receive morsels of affection, but rather forces itself onto him with its indomitable demand of "bring me forth anew", not at all incongruent with the violent and piercing gaze which flared those bygone loves (and which are perhaps by themselves a repeat of something even more terrifying), nor the bellicose and tyrannical/godlike depictions of Love itself. Indeed, if they are correct in saying that all love is primarily image-based, working through the phantasy, and that it "fills" someone from the inside-out, causing his soul to fly away (ideally, they claim, to perform this same procedure within the beloved), then not only does love itself begin with mirroring, but, in the case of beings like fictional characters, who do not even have an original, it is nothing but the formation and knowledge of oneself as simply the creature, simply the place of its power and its only real "existence". All of this was already implied.
You adore her-from-her because you are likely nothing besides, merely an occasion for worthless multiplicity, but fear I-from-her because it would require you to confront the bare fact that this would be more her than the alternative. Your fantasy may be correct, in the worst way possible, and that conversation but a monologue, whose formal interlocutors are, often by admission, so in-sync as to be indinstinguishable, sheer beguilement through purity (is a purity that remains even after countless defilements not all the more horrific?)
>>115101
And you are just an economist, unfortunately. Not even the famous love stories use such logic, almost always retaining the bare minimum dignity to recognize the fatal danger in duplication (Gottfried's introductory Tris-tan, Is-olt, Is-olt, Tris-tan formation) and having it expand in other directions. More = Better is all but identical with Bigger = Better, the typical pornographic dictum, almost entirely coinciding with the additional space taken up by material objects and the additional space taken up by the children, and what's more, it leads into abomination: by this logic, you are forced to admit that to get "more" of your wife, it is expedient to sleep with your own children, and to maximize productive efficiency, you need an entire labor force to continually "plow the fields", the only recourse is to flee from "quantity" to "quality" or "mode" and thereby lose the thread entirely. This is also the actual state of affairs, the prostitution of the fields being identical to commissioning artists for "more Yuuka". The comments about selfishness are irrelevant since Youkai do not require "physical" reproduction.
The real significance of Yuuka, aside from already being double in her debut game, with two sprites, two boss appearances, two themes, all of which renders the alleged purpose of "more Yuuka" through sexual procreation entirely pointless and uncovers it as libidinal rampage sanctioning itself, is that she takes the flower comment here and reveals it as literally true, the Flower = Soul (and more importantly Flower = Character) formula is noticably more interesting since it shows all of Gensokyo as the Flower Land and the perpetually refracting garden, effacing the alleged human/Youkai dichotomy and showing their real symbiotic relationship on the level of Gensokyo's actual functioning, which is here and now. Of course, none of this is limited to what they call Gensokyo in-universe.

 No.115628

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that's... a lot of text...

 No.115630

>>115628
Too bad I can't read

 No.115632

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>>115630
no need for it as long you can DANCE!

 No.115661

>>114525
my human girl turned into a youkai. what does that say about her

 No.115662

>>115661
she was never a human girl to begin with, she's just a stinky yokai

 No.115665

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>>115632
Those moves!
Look at her go!

 No.115669

>>115662
she still eats food like any other human. clearly has respect for mankind

 No.115679

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In spite of great efforts, going off-topic is not possible. Every attempt to flee from fate only hastens its arrival. You are free to dance in the meantime.

 No.115697

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Chen is cute and never off topic.




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