No.111976
Yet you couldn't save the image in a bigger resolution for shame, and you call yourself a hag lover.
No.111989
>>111984Welcome to the club, brother. Me and the other older women lovers are glad to have you on the team.
>>111985As long nothing supernatural happens, the bomb will not explode.
No.111996
>>111993What if I'm the one who wants a hug?
No.112063
>>112051Happened a lot more than you think
No.112069
"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh…DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.
Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.
No.112074
Can we talk about old women?
No.112113
>>112109...says that while posting a young lady.
No.112116
>>112113She's way older than you think.
No.112119
>>112116no way she's older than 17!
No.112133
>>112132Happy 18th birthday!
No.112138
>>112132>>112119She's not 17, but she is 17!
No.112150
My love for mature women goes beyond logic, reason and sanity, in whatever language on the goddamn omniverse or stuff like that, they didn't invent a word strong enough to tell on how much I love mature women. I just love them! Just the sight and smell of them is enough to make me go feral and resurge back my most primitive instincts! You heard me, I love them so much that my brain can't process it and trigger an emergency shutdown mode! My desire for mature women is absolute! Not even Zeus, Slannesh, Asmodeus, or even God can reach on my level of motivation, love, and lust! I will conquer every mature of Gensokyo, Moon or whatever dimension or universe they are! Evil or good? I don't care! I will make Hagsokyo a reality just by my force of will and lust alone! I will conquer them spiritually then physically! I will make intense intercourse with them all and each one of them will produce enough children to make a society! I don't care if my body won't be able to handle all of them; I will do it anyways! I don't care if they're infertile; they will bear children because I said so! Dragon God? Aliens? Gods? Hourai? Youkai? Ghosts?! All of them will get their womb filled with my genes and power! Just like my glorious ancestor did with Asia! I will be the LUCA of the Hagsokyo civilisation! And even after I die I will be glorified! But the ones who shall be glorified are the mature women! Yeah, I FUCKING LOVE HAGS AND THEY MAKE ME HORNY BEYOND REASON SO I WRITE THIS KIND OF MESS!
No.112202
>>112150Local Finn so horny for hags that it trigger a sleeping Mongolian gene awakening.
No.112212
>>112206Byakuren Boobers...
Namu
No.112213
>>112069I laughed at this way harder than I should have
No.112233
>>112221Is Hecc considered a hag? What's the consensus?
No.112234
>>112233I'd consider her an Onee-san.
No.112236
>>112233She's a Greek goddess and she's hot. But she's also young in spirit and still a virgin.
No.112238
>>112233"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as Yuyuko and as timeless as Kanako. It is the middle ground between loli and hag, between JC and cake, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his 1CC clears. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call The Twilight Zone."
No.112245
>>112243never knew fins loved mature women so much
No.112259
>>112253whaat if the tengu will catch you first?
No.112264
>>112243I think Anon reached divinity status just like Genghis Khan with this one.
No.112310
>>112245They love them so much that the once lost Genghis gene awake once more in some of them. Then they can get incredibly violent and horny.
>>112253If you see or hear a Vergil throat-singing then it might be already too late. Try offering him a energy drink or lure him with a rumor of a incredibly hot hag, it might save your life and keep your hag.
No.112370
>>112369And they stay on!
No.112418
>>112409She's looking quite young here, though.
No.112419
>>112418She's old! Trust me!
No.112422
>>112243ЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ>>112245Not all, just me is enough!
>>112253I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPORCHING!
>>112310MY ANCESTOR IS THE REASON WHY LUNARIANS FLED FROM THE EARTH TO MOON DURING THE FINNO-KOREAN HYPERWAR! I'LL RAID THE MOON UNLESS THEY GIVE ME THEIR HAGS!
No.112423
>>112422Calm down, Vergil Khan! You are too motivated for Kissu! But I do support the raiding of the Lunar Capital.
No.112434
>>112430One of them is even a grandma!
No.112435
>>112434Sumireko looks good for her age!
No.112438
Hag lovers should make the greatest VN of all!
No.112439
>>112438Even better! EraTouhou Hags!
No.112472
>>112453Looking forward to Kissu's own Katawa Shoujo.
No.112506
>>112422Wait a second... Lunarians are said to have fled the Earth after the lands were ravaged by the impurity caused by war, and by war I mean a massive war some thousand years ago. Just right in the Finno-Korean hyperwar times! The Lunar Capital also has a mix of Chinese and Japanese architecture, and who got their asses kicked by Finngolians and Koreans? China. And who resisted? Japan. So yeah, they're a mix of Chinese and Japanese ancient civilizations. Or a group of surviving Chinese that fled to Japan after they got their asses kicked by Spurdo Khan! They also possess super advanced technology, just like the ones used during the Finno-Korean hyperwar, maybe less advanced... They also made the Lunar Capital an impregnable fortress using magic mixed with technology and faith, because they're afraid of the Outside World and American! They also manipulated Earth's history! Especially the Finnish and Mongolian ones! Why? Because they're afraid that a new Genghis Khan will rise and come for them! They also destroyed all the archives of the hyperwar! Behind the insanity of Vergilanon, there is truth! Lunarians fled because of Spurdo Khan! Or they're trying to remake a new Hwan empire again! Anything is possible!
Conclusion: Lunarians are a bunch of victims and old Hwan that got their ancient civilisation on Earth raided, raped, and destroyed by the Finngolians, and their greatest fear is that a new Genghis Khan will rise again!
No.112508
>>112506Nina what the fuck are you talking about?
No.112608
>>112010This artist draws heads way too small.
No.112609
>>112014Why is Ran bigger than Yukari?
No.112631
>>112613Now, this is what I call HOT!
No.112635
>>112632Greek genes are way too strong!
No.112636
>>112608Anon it's not that her head is small, it's that her tits are huge.
No.112639
>>112635Went to Greece once with a bike, they're hot as hell! It's was also hot as hell... I hate heat...
>>112608>>112613The boobies are huge! Like HUGE!
HUGE BOOBIES! No.112647
>>112636Yes they are huge but some other artists also draw gigantic tits but their heads look normal, it's pretty much what this anon said
>>112613 No.112652
>>112649Planting my face in this doggo's deep cleavage and inhaling
No.112664
>>112660Why do you need hag milk especially?
No.112670
>>112664it's already aged and fermented, so it makes for better yogurt (which trve steppe warriors derive 70% of their calories from)
No.112698
>>112664Because their mammaires are more developed, especially the glands, they can make better quality milk. They can also hold the milk longer in their breasts so it has time to get more vitamins and sweet and thus more
POWER! I also have a theory that some of the magic power of the hags can leak through her milk, or maybe the excessive one. I should make myself a tester for this theory! Breastmilk can also change between the race or love according to my theory. Either way, she feels relieved and I get empowered! Win-win scenario.
And for second, I
LOVE older women! Simple as.
No.112705
>>112698Tell us more about your theory Dr.Vergil.
No.112734
>>112701I feel aroused by moonies, too. Let's go raid the Lunar Capital, brother! We have genes to spread and glory and treasures to take!
>>112705Older women of certain origins possess some particularities like having the virtue of being spiritually and physically way stronger than humans. Take Heracles for example; he got godly strength by drinking the milk of Hera. That's basically the plan! Get more power and relieve some lust for being more battle focused! But how do I get hag milk? You ask and be smart for it! You let the milk mature inside her breasts and wait for it to be supercharged in nutrients and
POWER! That's gonna be painful for her, since holding biological fluids is never comfortable, but you get to relieve her and provide her pleasure by giving her much relief! And you also get her affection and more
POWER! I'm gonna test every hag's milk and make a book about it! Tsingis Kaani would be so proud of me in the heavens above!
No.112739
>>112734You are too horny for your own good...
No.113401
>>113400he's a baka hentai
No.114638
>>113425Can't believe Satoko grew up to become a rich Ojou-sama
No.114639
>>113524Battler is a cock sucking homo and we all know that.
No.114643
>>113112>umitweakthrowback of the year
No.114647
>>114646Who are you quoting?
No.114904
>>114880all the food must go somewhere.
No.114931
>>114880I'm not sure but they are massive
>>>/megu/3050 No.115707
>>115675uuuh they look a bit saggy here...