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 No.110648

The supposed "fictionality" of Gensokyo is a ploy by the CIA and other glowing agencies to keep down the NEET and subdue them into giving up hope so that they will work within the confines of their industrialized nightmare system. True believers will find that much to the contrary of these lies that Gensokyo not only exists, but there may be ways of finding the means to enter it as well. The gap hag is abducting the ones she finds most delicious and has worked out a deal where the precures will find the ones fit to her taste and she'll not bring over portions of the populace at random to satisfy her cravings. But the hag is a greedy one, so she still double dips after being fed.

The media will tell you these missing persons just up and vanished, but anyone with a lick of sense will know the truth.

 No.110665

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That's cool and all but do you have a source for this slander?

 No.110667


 No.110668

And how would I get selected to enter Gensokyo?

 No.110674

>>110668
Have strong genes so you can make powerful half-youkai babies with the male attention starved female youkai of Gensokyo.

 No.110676

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>>110668
The gap hag is into cute boys and traffics them to the other hags of Gensokyo, and then eats them when they lose their cuteness. If you open up the floorboards under her place there should be a den of caves connecting to all the places she's hidden her goods. To avoid being caught by her you should make sure to have a big beard and belly so that you're not cute enough to abduct. Skinny, frail, /jp/ NEETs are at a high risk so take this advice to heart.

 No.110678

>>110674
I have autism genes, is that good enough?

 No.110679

>>110676
>Skinny, frail, /jp/ NEETs are at a high risk so take this advice to heart.
and no one will notice a poor hikki's absence...............

 No.110698

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Big Youkai doesn't want you to know that you can enter Gensokyo through the backdoor that exists in the women's bathroom at the local wedding venue. No need to be kidnapped!

 No.110704

>>110698
I see, so women change after marriage because they're all being kidnapped to Gensokyo via bathroom portals and replaced by doppelganger youkai? That makes sense.

 No.110739

>>110648
HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE TO READ ALL OF THAT WHEN TWO MASSIVE MILK TRUCKS ARE BOUNCING IN FRONT OF MY OVERSTIMULATED EYES

 No.110821

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>>110674
How would a half-rokurokubi work? Is it a 50/50 roll of inheriting the rokurokubi mother's abilities? I don't think there's middle-ground between being able to detach one's head and not.

 No.110937

>>110821
Fun answer is you get an actual rokurokubi instead of the nukekubi Sekibanki is.
More likely canon answer is that any human/youkai pairing probably just results in a generic half-youkai like Rinnosuke, which is to say humanish with youkai properties.

 No.110990

>>110648
Tidders

 No.110992

>>110648
Boobarellas

 No.110993

>>110648
Suffocatter-tatters




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