No.109794
>>1097934 is the perfect spot to caress Youmu's sperm while she's not looking
No.109795
the co pilots seat
No.109797
>>109795ok but the pilot is Fortune Teller and there's a 60% chance Reimu will be waiting for the two of you when you land.
No.109798
>>1097937 is free sex
Also is this a trending meme or something? I just saw the same type of post in one of the few 4 threads I still browse
No.109799
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No.109800
>>109798The meme has been around for a few years at this point, I think.
>I just saw the same type of post in one of the few 4 threads I still browseWhich thread? No.109801
If i choose 9 will i have to sit upside down?
No.109805
Realistically, in the bathroom the entire trip being too nervous to leave. To play along, though, I guess 2, although Yuuka being across the aisle is probably a bad time.
No.109807
>>109801No, but if you don't Cirno will be in a bad mood the entire trip.
>>109803>Did you know the pilot is a reptoid? Gensokyo is controlled by them, you know. Yukari, Okina, all lizard people. No.109811
I'll go to the bathroom to hang out with the Len'ens
No.109813
>>1097932 seems like it'd be the nicest, but it'd probably smell SO bad.
3 doesn't sound too bad, if you can start talking to Yuuka about flowers she'll probably like you enough to scare Kisume off from doing anything to you.
5 sounds like it'd be fun as well, discussing schizo theories with Nina would probably make this the fastest flight of my life, but I have NO idea how Kogasa would behave through it all.
I have no idea what to make of seat 4.
1, 7 and 9 are DEFINITELY no-gos.
>>109806But not 5?
>>109811Sounds risky, there's a 50/50 chance that'll be a sausage party.
No.109814
>>109813>I have no idea what to make of seat 4.Honestly it's probably the best seat if you just want to be invisible the entire trip. Marisa and Cirno seem to be enjoying their conversation, Youmu and Yuyuko will probably be much more interested in one another than they would be in you, and Kagerou looks exhausted so she's probably not bothering you either.
No.109819
>>109815I'm more worried about the sword that Youmu is just kind obliviously shoving into my personal space.
I don't think she'd stab me, but I also don't think that she wouldn't stab me if that makes sense.
No.109823
If you guys are hogging the bathroom Im sitting next to Clownpiece so I can help her out when she needs a place to Clownpiss
No.109824
>>109821Why was she even allowed to bring that thing onto a flight? Doesn't Gensokyo have their own TSA?
No.109826
>>109824You're asking about Youmu's sword but NOT the ACTIVE LIT TORCH clownpiece has?
No.109827
>>109824Can't be any more dangerous than the lit torch CP was just kind of allowed to bring on board.
No.109829
I guess TSA is kinda pointless when everyone on the plane knows danmaku
All it takes is one Fire Sign "Agni Shine" and everybody's going down
No.109841
>>109832i would sit there because it would be fun to speak to them all day
No.109880
Truthfully, the moment I chance to see Yuuka there is no choice to make.
In the farthest seats her image would so assail my mind as to render me numb to the world. This would have happened even if she were not there, but the effect is now much stronger.
Seat 2 is close yet far, the ideal distance. Caught between a desire for modesty and an immodest desire, stealing glances in her direction then turning to chide myself only to suffer the more for it, my inflammation threatens to engulf the unfortunate fish sitting next to me.
Seat 3 is the seat of trials. A strange sensation of invisible flowers peering from the right, bones and wood on the left. Attempting contact is death. Getting tongue-tied if she starts a conversation is weakness and at least an hour of teasing. Talking about flora exacerbates my condition. Offense is sure to fail. To express my admiration is dangerous, for if she accepts this ill-conceived courting, I cannot know whether she means it, and if she rebuffs me, her strength of spirit would kill me with joy. If she opts to nap, all is well.
In summary, I am slain.
No.109881
>>1097931 is the most fun, best real estate, and better sex than 7.
>>109798Seems like it just had a resurgence of popularity for some reason. Best seat I've seen in one of them was right between Suika and Yuugi.
No.109884
>>109793Sanae so close to Nina AND Kogasa feels like a ticking time bomb.
No.109886
>>109793Thought about this for way too long but I figure 9 is the safest option as I'm far away enough from the lunatics that they won't try to attack me for whatever reason and close enough to mostly reasonable people....except Tsukasa and Nina I guess but they're across from me so it shouldn't be too bad
The worst is asking Cirno to let me through so I can pee
No.109892
>>109891Who the heck chats with strangers on planes??
No.109926
>>109805>Realistically, in the bathroom the entire trip being too nervous to leave.*WHAM WHAM WHAM*I NEED TO PISSU
*WHAM WHAM WHAM*OPEN UP
No.109927
>>109812Bad shape + steamed lobster appearance
No.110015
If I sit in 9 does Cirno give me a sticker for winning the game?
No.110040
>>110039Which fairy is clownpiece sitting on the shoulders of under that flag?
No.110113
>>110112hey, that's not nina! that's flatarded reptoseeking kasane tetas!
No.110114
>>110113No it's Nina, she's even listing her spellcards and everything.
Majidayo maaaajidayoooo~
No.110121
2 seems perfect for a free meal using Clownpiece's torch.
No.110125
>>1097931 you go insane
2 interspecies lesbians but the wolf has a phobia of humans
3 two evil sociopaths
4 next to the dumbest woman alive
5 could be kind of fun if you egg them on
9 Marisa will steal your crap and you're next to another retard
7 you get sexually harassed and scammed if Sanae doesn't stop her, possibly tag teaming the fox
I'm going 5
No.110127
>>1097934 looks nice, you get to bully Youmu and the other people surrounding you are not a problem.
No.110128
>>109819If she stabs you, you get sent to heaven for free though.
No.110129
>>109817You don't get to bring friends