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 No.108321

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!

 No.108322

I knew you would say this. It fits a pattern...

 No.108323

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>>108322
How'd you know....

 No.108324

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Fact checked by true stalkers from hell

 No.108335

>>108324
Why does she cover her eyes like that? Is she trying to beat Hecatia for poorest dressed 2hu?

 No.108346

Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

 No.108398

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>>108346
I would if I could, but the military controls all the checkpoints and they won't let me leave The Zone, and I don't have a single ruble to my name to bribe my way out with either.

 No.108956

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I got some quite foul moonshine pickles recently and taking a bite of one nearly had me spit it out onto the floor but I was able to endure and swallow it down after much difficulty. It was so strong and boozy and the pickles did NOT help the flavor, in fact they probably made everything taste even more bitter.

Do you think if I pawned these off to Suika she'd take them with glee and chomp down on them at a dinner or something? Maybe it'd be the exact kind of deadly impact she likes from her gourd.

 No.109068

>>108398
Which 2hus would better survive the zone?

 No.109072

I wish I had a stalker girlfriend :(

 No.109073

>>109072
Asking for a girlfriend is too much already.

 No.109078

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>>109072
I don't even want a girlfriend, I just want anime girls to exist.

 No.109081

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>>109068
Probably definitely Okuu, I bet she’d have plenty of built up radiation resistance.

 No.109089

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>>109072
Anonymous! Life has given you a wonderful opportunity to find true love in Freedom! Only in our ranks can you always find someone willing to play games with you and share her last slice of pizza with you!

 No.109100

>>109089
Stalker gf who would chase me across the fields

 No.109101

The next STALKER game should have females in it

 No.109120

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>>109101
And it should be set in a fantastical land to the east, filled with all manner of mutants anthropomorphised as cute girls, who all have the ability to fly and battle each other with magic projectiles, and we'll call it "E.A.S.T.E.R.N. P.R.O.J.E.C.T.: Shadow of Chireiden".

 No.109124

>>109073
Asking for a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is too much already.

 No.109126

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>>108335
>>108324
Her stupid hat is just a giant flower lmao

 No.109142

>>109126
Why is her fashion sense so terrible...

 No.109143

>>109142
That's a common trend in hell

 No.109150

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>>109143
Are you trying to imply something here.

 No.109212

>>109078
They are real, I firmly believe so

 No.109320

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>>109120
Uh oh, I think I see an anomaly

 No.110177

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If your stalker takes your alcohol and food, is she really stalking you or are you just an easy target for freeloaders.

 No.110185

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>>110177
Freeloaders generally don't follow you around everywhere, so I think it counts as stalking even if she takes your stuff. A mix of both perhaps.

I wouldn't mind having an oni loli freeloader lazing about at home to get shitfaced and watch anime with.

 No.110193

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>Stalking is the purest form of love
It really isn't

 No.110194

>>110193
alright smartypants what's the purest form of love then

 No.110198

>>110194
Murder, obviously.

 No.110200

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>>110194
A loving relationship

 No.110201

>>110198
I believe you meant to write murder-suicide, yes?

 No.110202

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>>110194
Everyone knows that brother x sister incest is the purest form of love.

 No.110203

>>110200
¥the purest form of love is love
Hmmmm.....
It's crucial to go deeper into that, because it really depends on what you mean by love

 No.110205

>>110202
I wish I had an imouto...

 No.110206

>>110205
hey, the opportunity is there as long as kaa-san hasn't menopause'd

 No.110207

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>>110205
You can't have her, Nana is mine.

 No.110212

>>110177
Real life stalkers suck compared to 2d stalkers who would kill for me and love me unconditionally :(

 No.110213

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>>110202
What about onee-sama x imouto?

 No.110216

>>110213
hpow about you be the imouto huh

 No.110217

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>>110216
But anon I am already the otouto irl

 No.110222

>>110203
>because it really depends on what you mean by love
Both sides respecting each other's boundaries and genuinely liking each other.

 No.110259

>>110217
anon ye shall be my imouto in the next life!

 No.111326

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Want to go around getting hammered bar hopping with Suika.

 No.111332

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Want to hammer Suika.

 No.111473

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This is a bit hard to explain, and it probably just sounds like a bunch of paranoiac nonsense, but I think I might be targeted by a stalker. There is this girl with long wavy hair and glasses that I keep noticing every time I go outside. Be it on my way to get groceries, or on the rare occasion I go out for a walk in the local park, she is always there in the general area watching me, or that's how it feels at least. It wouldn't be too strange I guess if this happened during the morning or late noon, as she is a student at the local high school judging by the uniform she's wearing. But the thing is, I am a NEET who rarely goes outside, and when I do it's almost always late at night. How does this high schooler know when I leave home? I only go outside like once a week, two times at most. I took this sneak photo of her when I thought she wasn't looking, but when I checked the picture she was standing there perfectly still, staring right at me with this creepy smile on her face. Please someone tell me I'm just being paranoid here, I haven't gotten a wink of sleep the last few days.

 No.111474

>>111473
Stop obsessing over and taking sneak photos of some high schooler, you pedophile creep. Ew!

 No.111485

>>111473
You're being wrongly hard paranoid. So you're yourself not super special. There's nobody totally honestly earnestly watching you, you are being delusional.




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