Lying in bed all day is a type of meditation

ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!

as long as you say namu amida butsu you'll be fine

>>108049
Wait a sec that's not lewd...

>>108058
It was the only NSFW spoiler image available, and it's NSFW (for non sexual reasons). I was worried about using the normal spoiler image.

To defeat your earthly desires you must first explore them, thoroughly.

>>108075
Now this is very lewd

I don't know, most of the teachings are circular and repeat themselves in different formats once you've learned the basics of it. I guess learning how to nurture positivity is the biggest blessing.

>>110585
What are some of the biggest offenders of repeats? I feel like I've heard a good bit of pieces of buddhist wisdom throughout my years and don't think any of them are really too samey.

>>108075
Turbo granny is bald, down there.

>>110595
She learned the ancient Buddhist secret to eternal freshness.

>>110593
Emptiness and dependent origination are the two that are foundational and serve as the justification for most of it and will be repeated constantly, these two things are the essence of buddhism besides faith in liberation being attainable. Barring things that are meant to be persuasive but don't hold any merit beyond acting like a stepping stone to something more real that you will also hear often, like how certain images or words will give you uncountable years of merit if you recite or see even once. But I guess that isn't related to wisdom. I don't know what counts as buddhist wisdom since there's a lot of overlap between different eastern religions that could reasonably be construed as having its origination in so-and-so groups or beliefs, but mostly deal with how to deal with negative emotions and the like.

>>108012
Eat, F*ck, Urinate!

What strikes me as really odd in Buddhism is just how you can't ever really be truly punished for your actions. Sure, you'll go to hell and burn for a good while due to bad karma, but eventually it fades away and then you're back to neutral. Then you get into heaven if you're good enough and once you're there karma just evaporates until you're sent back down again. And from either place you can either suffer so much you're reborn into paradise or I guess enjoy yourself so much you go to hell.

So no matter what you do you're just going to be stuck in the balance somehow, aren't you? So what's the point of acting in any specific way?

>>110657
Because you want to break free of the cycle of life and death that causes you to be chained to this reality?

>>108012
nothing ever happens