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 No.3438

Kissu's girlfriend

 No.3439

hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex hag sex

 No.3440

Impregnating hag and making her into a cute mom!

 No.3441

quickly before her last eggs fall out of her blown out gash

 No.3442

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the age gap between you and hags draws closer each year

 No.3443

Not a fan of this image.

 No.3445

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>>3442
Most cakes are already around my age, but that doesn't stop me from imagining myself as a high schooler fugging dating someone who could be my mum.

 No.3447

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>>3442
>>3445
Sigh... The march of time truly is relentless...

 No.3449

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I just realized i'm actually older than her...

>>3447
Yeah...

 No.3450

I want to make babies with her

 No.3451

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I used to like older girls but now they're younger than me or the same age

 No.3452

>>3438
¥Daggerfall mod
She played Daggerfall when she was a toddler?

 No.3453

>>3452
30 years ago today is not to same 30 years ago from the year this was probably made in. Maybe she didn't even play it the year it released.

Simcity 2k is technically older than me but i still played it a lot as a kid.

 No.3454

why the eye patch? i hope its something cool and not something gross like phtisis bulbi

 No.3455

these images always of course reflect some sort of fantasy, but this one in particular throws me off because the fantasy is... the author's genderbent clone
with some extra on top

 No.3456

>>3455
Author could be trans

 No.3457

>>3456
don't think so
trans people will picture themselves as a woman, not their imaginary partner

 No.3458

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>>3455
you DONT fantasize about getting with your genderbent clone???

 No.3459

>>3455
A lot of men, especially nerds, basically just think a genderbent clone would be their ideal mate.

 No.3460

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>>3459
Are they wrong?

 No.3461

i would much rather fantasize about a fat fujo
getting involved with her creative process, writing stuff together, watching whatever tumblr recommended to her, and knowing she's nowhere near pretty enough to land a more handsome guy

 No.3462

>>3460
I think that men and women (ideally) complement each other in important ways.
So a girl who is JUST genderbent me (through some magic or whatever) probably wouldn't actually be my best partner, but a girl who simply grew up to share a lot of interests might be...
Although on the other hand anyone who's as argumentative as I am AND ALSO as interested in the same shit as I am is someone I doubt I'd get along with.

 No.3463

>>3461
Why?

 No.3464

>>3463
...i just gave my reasons what else could i say

 No.3465

>>3463
he wants the belly
he craves the belly

 No.3466

>>3462
I think the fact that you enjoy arguing (because let’s be honest, you wouldn’t be argumentative if you didn’t) having a genderbent clone of yourself that does as well would be perfect. Could lead to some meta hate-sex too if you’re self-loathing for whatever reason. But because they’re a clone, you two would probably agree on everything anyway which might get boring. Plus side

 No.3467

>>3462
>I think that men and women (ideally) complement each other in important ways.
>So a girl who is JUST genderbent me (through some magic or whatever) probably wouldn't actually be my best partner, but a girl who simply grew up to share a lot of interests might be...
I agree with this argument in principle but also a girl version of me would be decent at cooking and motivated to do the housework if there was someone else in the house and would really enjoy cuddling...sigh.....

 No.3468

>>3467
are YOU motivated to do the housework? hmmmm?
if you're not, or if you're missing your cooking chops, you better find it in your heart before the tech comes around

 No.3469

>>3468
that was the whole point of the post

 No.3470

>>3461
You stated what you wanted, which doesn't amount to a reason...
>>3469
No it wasn't...

 No.3471

>>3470
I wasn't asking you, I was telling you.

 No.3472

>>3456
He mods Daggerfall, it's a certainty.

 No.3473

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>>3442
Christmas cakes perhaps the best partners?

 No.3479

>>3458
How inbred would the baby be if you impregnated the genderbent version of yourself?

 No.3480

>>3473
Does this graph take into account of the micro-plastics currently residing inside my balls?

 No.3484

>>3480
You can have a little bit of microplastics, as a treat. On net, consumption of things like pesticides from eating unwashed fruits and vegetables is probably worse for you.




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