Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 14:28:26 No. 3439
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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 14:29:19 No. 3440
Impregnating hag and making her into a cute mom!
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 14:30:14 No. 3441
quickly before her last eggs fall out of her blown out gash
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 14:32:51 No. 3443
Not a fan of this image.
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 14:55:21 No. 3445
>>3442 Most cakes are already around my age, but that doesn't stop me from imagining myself as a high schooler
fugging dating someone who could be my mum.
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 18:18:09 No. 3449
I just realized i'm actually older than her...
>>3447 Yeah...
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 18:19:26 No. 3450
I want to make babies with her
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 18:22:08 No. 3452
>>3438 ¥Daggerfall mod She played Daggerfall when she was a toddler?
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 18:35:12 No. 3453
>>3452 30 years ago today is not to same 30 years ago from the year this was probably made in. Maybe she didn't even play it the year it released.
Simcity 2k is technically older than me but i still played it a lot as a kid.
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 20:05:01 No. 3454
why the eye patch? i hope its something cool and not something gross like phtisis bulbi
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:11:03 No. 3455
these images always of course reflect some sort of fantasy, but this one in particular throws me off because the fantasy is... the author's genderbent clone
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:18:55 No. 3456
>>3455 Author could be trans
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:26:43 No. 3457
>>3456 don't think so
trans people will picture
themselves as a woman, not their imaginary partner
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:36:20 No. 3459
>>3455 A lot of men, especially nerds, basically just think a genderbent clone would be their ideal mate.
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:43:20 No. 3461
i would much rather fantasize about a fat fujo
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:46:20 No. 3462
>>3460 I think that men and women (ideally) complement each other in important ways.
So a girl who is JUST genderbent me (through some magic or whatever) probably wouldn't actually be my best partner, but a girl who simply grew up to share a lot of interests might be...
Although on the other hand anyone who's as argumentative as I am AND ALSO as interested in the same shit as I am is someone I doubt I'd get along with.
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:49:07 No. 3464
>>3463 ...i just gave my reasons what else could i say
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 21:49:07 No. 3465
>>3463 he wants the belly
he craves the belly
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:18:02 No. 3466
>>3462 I think the fact that you enjoy arguing (because let’s be honest, you wouldn’t be argumentative if you didn’t) having a genderbent clone of yourself that does as well would be perfect. Could lead to some meta hate-sex too if you’re self-loathing for whatever reason. But because they’re a clone, you two would probably agree on everything anyway which might get boring. Plus side
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:21:59 No. 3467
>>3462 >I think that men and women (ideally) complement each other in important ways. >So a girl who is JUST genderbent me (through some magic or whatever) probably wouldn't actually be my best partner, but a girl who simply grew up to share a lot of interests might be... I agree with this argument in principle but also a girl version of me would be decent at cooking and motivated to do the housework if there was someone else in the house and would really enjoy cuddling...sigh.....
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:54:48 No. 3468
>>3467 are YOU motivated to do the housework? hmmmm?
if you're not, or if you're missing your cooking chops, you better find it in your heart before the tech comes around
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:58:43 No. 3469
>>3468 that was the whole point of the post
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 23:00:30 No. 3470
>>3461 You stated what you wanted, which doesn't amount to a reason...
>>3469 No it wasn't...
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 23:02:31 No. 3471
>>3470 I wasn't asking you, I was telling you.
Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 23:04:21 No. 3472
>>3456 He mods Daggerfall, it's a certainty.
Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 19:25:03 No. 3479
>>3458 How inbred would the baby be if you impregnated the genderbent version of yourself?
Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:49:20 No. 3480
>>3473 Does this graph take into account of the micro-plastics currently residing inside my balls?
Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 00:08:46 No. 3484
>>3480 You can have a little bit of microplastics, as a treat. On net, consumption of things like pesticides from eating unwashed fruits and vegetables is probably worse for you.
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 14:11:05 No. 3895
bleghhh did you have to bump two different threads to talk about women...
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 14:15:46 No. 3896
>>3893 I was making posts like this when I was 15. For your sake I hope you're also a child and you also eventually grow out of it.
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 14:17:02 No. 3897
kissu, how do i get christmas cake borderline hikki vtuber gf???
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 14:17:44 No. 3899
Ye
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 14:20:02 No. 3904
>>3900 >>3901 >>3902 How many of these are there...
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 14:44:05 No. 3905
>>3896 Despite having barely interacted with them in this life, I am somewhat of an expert on the female creature. Which part of what I said are you assuming I am going to grow out of? I'm in my thirties dude my opinions are pretty well polished. If you don't agree, I would argue you are too young to understand it.
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 15:19:34 No. 3907
i'm almost 30 and i like wömen..
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 15:22:46 No. 3908
>>3438 smh she's literally me
>better at computers then most kohai software engineers nevermind
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 15:32:17 No. 3909
>>3908 You can learn to code, Anon. I believe in you!
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 16:20:14 No. 3910
>>3438 knew a woman like that and she was mentally ill in a bad way. this looks like a self-ad trying to justify the toxic womanchildren
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 21:35:00 No. 3918
>>3438 I miss when girls like this were real, it would be wonderful to care for one. Sadly, they died out long ago and the only survivors are menhara
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 21:41:48 No. 3922
>>3918 >menhara Dumb haratard...
Anonymous 06/15/25 (Sun) 21:47:30 No. 3923
all shall be harapan'd
Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 10:02:51 No. 3925
i wish women were real
Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 10:28:42 No. 3926
kissu is a girl
Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 10:55:01 No. 3927
>>3909 I learned to code, basic stuff like html and css over a decade ago, but this is not on a level of software engineer....
Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 11:33:57 No. 3931
>>3896 I also learned. Basic Python and ML stuff.
The best thing with women in many ways is just to ignore any sexual possibility with any of them. Especially if you're around 30 and not an absolutely gorgeous stud. First of all as we all know, the culture there is very businesslike and just shit, but also even with the cool girls out there assuming they exist the chances of her liking back some freak are next to none unless is really good looking.
That is just my opinion.
And you should also prevent yourself from gooning to anime girls too, because while it's nice to have a waifu, if you completely root that whole dimension out which is hard to do if you appreciate anime art, but if you do it, the whole perspective on a lot of things changes and a magical world opens up.
But the most beautiful thing is that you start to interact with women purely based on merit and character qualities if you interact with them at all in your life. I think that's very good. And saves a lot of bullshit. You will notice certain things that you did not know it is before.
Most people are hella boring and as most of us probably know - women doubly so, but if you completely root out the whole "I allow the possibility of anything sexual happening with this or any woman imaginary or real" the perspective shifts once again. It's valuable just for that perspective shift. And also once that is out, you automatically focus on, their eyes automatically start looking for and you automatically lean towards the things that are exciting outside of sexuality. And you may notice some things that do excite you and that you do find interesting that you maybe didn't quite flesh out and didn't quite see clearly before. For example, I really like drugs, always liked, but now I see them almost as my life purpose and it opens up new worlds to me. And for example creativity too. Imagine what you would create if you wanted to create an anime. Now imagine how much cooler it would be if sexuality wasn't just not the focus of it but barely or didn't exist there at all. Berserk kind of story without Casca. Now you can actually live that in the modern world to an extent if you want to. I'm not saying suffer greatly, but you know you can live an epic life, in my opinion. I think this is what forgoing sexuality does to a man - he becomes interested in big and awesome things. Maybe not immediately, but somewhere along the line, I do believe so.
Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 15:33:19 No. 3933
>>3438 >the difference between me and a 30-yo is 3 years Shit, where did the past 5 years go.
Anonymous 06/16/25 (Mon) 15:40:06 No. 3965
なんで...?
Anonymous 06/18/25 (Wed) 23:32:47 No. 3988
>>3438 How did she lose the eye?
Is the eye socket empty?
Can I see?
Can I lick it??
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 00:08:25 No. 3989
>>3987 Very subtle but great edit.
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 00:55:40 No. 3991
>>3987 dont you get tired of posting the same lame edits day in day out
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 01:14:53 No. 3992
>>3990 Fangs are cute but when do I get the toothless edition?
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 08:50:35 No. 3993
>>3991 passive aggressive sager
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 20:05:29 No. 3994
>>3991 Don't you get tired of being the same lame retard day in day out?
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 20:14:04 No. 3995
Going to miss such a high quality thread once /sum/ activates
Anonymous 06/19/25 (Thu) 22:49:02 No. 3996
she'll be 31 years old next time
Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 06:30:19 No. 3997
out of 10!
Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 06:49:17 No. 3998
are we summer now or is it next day?
Anonymous 06/20/25 (Fri) 06:50:12 No. 3999
> Friday, June 20, 2025 at 10:42 pm EDT