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 No.1161[Reply]

Spring cleaning! Banish all the old threads.

 No.1164

>Wow, look at the size of that one!
>P-P-penis...

 No.1182

>>1161
s s sex....

 No.1183

There are too many perverts around here

 No.1185

>>1183
Spring is the horny season

 No.1188

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The biggest pervert in Hidamari sou.




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 No.515[Reply]

Laid in bed a couple hours only to not fall asleep. Why can't my mind shut off when I want it to...
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 No.526

>>525
It's not worth it... Being awake throughout the night is worse.

 No.527

Today I'll make up for my lack of sleep for sure

 No.528

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Got a nice 14 hours of sleep!

 No.532

>>528
braindamage

 No.1162

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Time for some spring necromancy!

Oh unholy gods of Death, I beseech you to imbue this long dead thread with you're black magics, so that it may once again walk on this mortal plane!




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 No.537[Reply]

Welcome to Spring,

The season of rebirth and virility.
As the layers of ice melt it reveals a time forgotten.
Migratory flocks embrace their old homes.

This season spring ends on Sunday, June 20.
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 No.731

The only things that come to mind are equinox and solstice since they're purely position around the sun and not anything to do with the earth's tilt

 No.747

April, May, June too far

 No.921

penis

 No.1137

>>537
I forget, does summer start the 21st or 20th

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 No.1134[Reply]

FUCK the Law, and FUCK the Man!

 No.1135

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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
UGH

 No.1136

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!




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 No.954[Reply]

If we ever did get the technology to find and travel to another inhabited planet it would probably be less interesting that we think it would be. Most likely we would be incredibly worried about bringing disease to these denizens and of disrupting their lives and ecosystems, so we would just watch from space and never actually set foot on the planet.

Hardly worth the effort really. May as well get rid of all of these space programs and save the money.
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 No.1006

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>>954
I don't care about finding another civilization
I care about knowning and seeing the wonders of the Galaxy with my own eyes and understanding reality as much as possible

 No.1116

Actually I think maybe this is not such an issue after all. Because life on other planets is not related to us in any way so our maladies might not effect them at all, it would be like humans getting a jelly fish disease from touching jelly fish, actually even less likely than that.

 No.1117

>>1006
I only care about civilization or at least advanced life otherwise it would be boring. Like how Mars is incredibly boring, why would anybody even want to go there? I don't think it will ever happen, even if it was possible once it actually occurred to those idiots just how boring Mars is they would not want to go any more. It certainly is not worth the effort and I don't think we are anywhere near to it anyway.

 No.1118

>>957
I can’t imagine most people/organizations would be worried about any sort of biological exchange unless it is harmful to them personally. Essentially, as soon as procedures and measures are in place to insulate humans from most adverse effects the alien biosphere would have on us we would run roughshod all over the place with little regard for the impact it would have on the biosphere. Some people care but as a whole people do not care beyond things that affect themselves; if there was some economic incentive it would only exasperate this sort of outcome. We don’t and won’t attempt to control all outcomes, interaction between planetary biospheres will have, only the outcomes that immediately adversely affect humans.

 No.1120

>>1118
Assume the aliens have guns




 No.1111[Reply]

Warning: politics (of bees)

 No.1112

more details

 No.1113

bees are kind of like humans if you think very abstractly

 No.1114

bees are kind of like what humans would be like if humans were bees

 No.1115

So even bees use the metric system but Americans still don't...

 No.1119

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bee political discussion:

¥Don't you understand? This debate is a farce! Everything is controlled by THEM!
*headbutts and beeps you*
¥THEY have our queen captive! This new hive location you're so excited about, we'll never be able to move there! THEY won't allow it!
*headbutts and beeps you*
¥Can't you see? This isn't a tree branch; there are no trees on this island! It's an experimental station set up by beings beyond our comprehension! They've labeled us with tracking dots and are monitoring our every move with their all-seeing machine eye!
*headbutts and beeps you*
¥What was I saying again?
Welcome back, worker #347. Now about the location of our new hive, I've found a nice spacious hole in a tree two kilometers to the northeast. You should come look at it...




 No.1097[Reply]

We did it! Now to figure out what everything actually does...
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 No.1102

good news, shitty media as always
really hate "here is why you should think this means the same way i want you to think" thing all medias do today, treating people like idiots incapable of thinking

 No.1103

DNA looks like Flan's wings apparently

 No.1104

Science has gone too far, we only need to know about the genomes of Sabre Tooth Tigers and Giant Moas so we can bring them back, we don't need this.

 No.1106

I thought this already happened 20 years ago. Well, I guess it's good they finished.
We're like 98% junk DNA though, right? Finding the 2% seems like it'd be really annoying. Plus, you'd need tests to find out what each part does, which unfortunately will probably mean some evil experimentation going on somewhere...

 No.1107

>>1106
I don't think we will ever know what each part truly does. The body is an incredibly complex mechanism that has evolved to be like it is for a reason. I kind of suspect that however well meaning the intention changing any part of our DNA could have unforeseen consequences in ways that we could have never imagine. We could reduce the amount of nutrients the body stores as fat only to have the body panic, stop maintaining or producing muscle and divert all resources it has to producing fat because of the issue it now has in doing that. Or we could remove the ability to develop some kind of malady only to then create another.




 No.1072[Reply]

Cyberpunk

 No.1073

kinda hurts my ears, too much interference noise or whatever it is, like a radio station that's out of range




 No.1052[Reply]

We're living in Amerika for now, but what's it going to be like living in China?
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 No.1063

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China: copy Japanese, admire America, think Chinese.
The third point is the most important. Whatever they do to imitate others, its only on surface, but the mindset stays the same.

 No.1064

USA is still a cultural juggernaut, just not necessarily for us here. Hmm... I'm not sure if Japan would count as second. UK still exports a lot of music, shows and movies.

 No.1065

>>1059
Isn't Jackie Chan a member of the CCP?

 No.1066

>>1064
>just not necessarily for us here.

Exactly, we are living under Japan.

 No.1110

>>1061
>>1062
>>1066
You only say that because you're on kissu. If you spend all your time consuming Japanese media and talking to other people who do the same, you're going to start thinking that it's way more mainstream than it actually is.




 No.582[Reply]

python sucks, stop using it
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 No.598

>>582
8 and 4 seconds for me. But that maths thing really made me realize the demerit I have purely by not being from a maths background...
going to start getting into C again, along with python.

 No.599

The video isn't about python sucking, its about python begin a nice wrapper programming language for C++. Python's syntax is fast, C's execution is fast. You just combine them.

 No.600

>>599
such is the power of misappropriation

 No.1057

javascript sucks, stop using it

 No.1060

I used to care about all this stuff way back when I was first getting started, 'cause I wanted to learn the right thing. but then everyone kept complaining about something no matter what language I chose. so now I just use whatever works and I've genuinely finished way more projects since I made that decision. you're right that python's slow but unless you need speed for your program why the heck does that matter




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 No.1008[Reply]

My frozen bagels thaw in the open air
It's almost summer.

 No.1009

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Is freezing really the best way to store bagels? I thought that ziplock bags work pretty dang well. Maybe if you store them long term I guess.

 No.1011

turn it into a haiku

 No.1015

>>1011
My frozen bagels
thaw in the warm open air,
it's almost summer.

 No.1055

I'm feeling it today
heat index over 100 (F)




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 No.1038[Reply]

Why do people like barbeque sauce? Meats are supposed to be salty, whats so enjoyable about putting a sweet sauce on them? To me, it tastes awful and completely ruins the flavor of the meat.

 No.1039

I wouldn't really know since I'm more of a honey mustard person myself. Think it makes the enhances the flavorfulness of the meat a bit if it's not the best cut. Now if I had a nice steak, I wouldn't slather any overpowering sauce on it since that'd be tarded because the steak is supposed to be good on its own, and putting BBQ sauce on it would be like saying your steak is a failure.

 No.1040

Budget barbecue sauces are gross. There are less sweet varieties though that are much nicer imo.

 No.1041

>>1038
Because it adds sugar to the meat and some people like their meat to taste like candy

 No.1047

I don't find it sweet I think it is flavourful. Whenever I get a hamburger at a fast food store I get one with barbecue sauce. My grandma used to make a tomato sauce that was more flavourful and better for hamburgers though, but then maybe if she made a barbecue sauce that would be better again...

 No.1048

a lot of meat in america is made to be cheap instead of good, so we sort of ended up relying on sauce as a way to cover up the fact that our meat is sub-par on average




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 No.53[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Will NEETs ever see their deserved coronabux? How bad IS the virus for young people? Are China's numbers to be trusted? With India's slums hit, will the death rate will climb to heights never imagined? Find out on the next exciting episode of Quarantine Z
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 No.1026

>>1023
you're now pregnant!

 No.1027

>>1025
Sounds fishy. Needles are not that painful.

 No.1028

>>1025
Shown by who?

 No.1029

>>1025
crazy. I got a ton of vaccines for traveling to a third world country and coincidentally I post on imageboards.

I'm thinking this is too convinient to explain by anything other than vaccine autism.

 No.1034

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Thought:
The prevalent association between autism and vaccination, if anything, could be a result of the fact that autistic people have a much greater incidence of childhood mortality. Therefore, because vaccines prevent severe illness and death, an increasing number of autistic people survive childhood that would have otherwise died had they not been vaccinated, not because the vaccines themselves cause autism.

Likewise, the increased prevalence of autism may be a result of Western women on average having children later in life, and may further be affected by the falling fertility rates in industrialized countries due to Phthalate (plastic chemical) contamination in drinking water and food. Another factor may be the widespread use of insecticide products such as Roundup which are known carcinogens and are extremely toxic. Of course, there is a myriad of chemical contamination, so to single out any one chemical as being a definitive cause is quite difficult to say the least, and may in fact be related to the interaction between multiple chemical contamination not just a single one.

These are important questions, so its a shame that the entire topic has been tarnished by conspiracy-minded people thinking vaccines cause autism.




 No.1002[Reply]

I fly
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 No.1004

uhh where was the trolling, unless there's a fishing line connected to these planes that I can't see
kinda nice that kids are still making kill comp videos like it was 2006 though

 No.1016

don't play this game btw. it's pay to play at higher tiers

 No.1017

>>1016
Then just play up to the point where it becomes pay to win.

 No.1018

>>1017
jets are fully pay to play, but you're never going to get to a jet without a subscription anyways...

WW2 planes are fun, but it's no Top Gun

 No.1019

>>1018
> fully pay to play
As in you'll never be able to repair a jet after battle without going broke in game currency




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 No.1010[Reply]

Whoops.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/doj-seizes-millions-ransom-paid-colonial-pipeline/story?id=78135821
The FBI has seized bitcoin from the paid ransom from a big US pipeline company to hackers in Russia. I'm quite curious to see how this was possible, and of course I wonder if this will affect its value. Personally I've hated this crypto thing so I wouldn't be upset to see it collapse, but this probably isn't enough and people will forget about it.

 No.1012

It seems they had their keys on someone else's computer:
https://www.intel471.com/blog/darkside-ransomware-shut-down-revil-avaddon-cybercrime

 No.1013

>>1012
Lol, you'd think professional hackers of all people would be aware of the importance of good security practices.

 No.1014

>>1012
lmaooooooooooooooooooo




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