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File:DANE.mp4 (1.18 MB,856x480)

 No.2395[Reply]

 No.2400

I don't actually have anything to say, but I appreciate this thread.

 No.2401

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I remember that time on the internet when people seemed to define themselves on whether they liked this guy or whether they didn't. Halycon days, looking back.

 No.2402

I don't even know who he is.

 No.2403

explain the joke oldies

 No.2414

>>2402
>>2403
It's Dane Cook. I don't know how vampire's opening could possibly related to him, but he was a famous "frat boy" comedian in the '00s and maybe the early '10s?. Some people really liked him, some people really hated him.



 No.2406[Reply]

Strike Witches is real!

 No.2407

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That's flippin awesome! Although their practicality is probably limited while they need to be attached to your arms instead of legs. Wonder if that'll be the next stage of their development.

 No.2408

It's a UK tech that's adopted for use in getting medical teams into hard to reach locations.
Adopted for military tech because Gundam Things

 No.2409

>>2408
Ah, you beat me to it. I saw a thing on this on BBC and it seemed really cool since mountainous terrain can be risky for helicopters and they require a fairly large landing pad. It'll be good for young first responders and such, but I can't imagine doctors in their 60s doing it.

 No.2410

>>2409
yes, first responders. Physically fit people.
Not going to be doing surgery with it



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 No.2385[Reply]

Big storm came through and kind of wrecked my roses. Had to chop off some of the longer stems to get it to prop back up. Still got a lot of buds at least.

 No.2386

bet a kitty would love to play in that yard

 No.2388

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>Had to chop off some of the longer stems to get it to prop back up
A couple months ago I had enough of our honeysuckle vine being an unmanageable mess and gave it a severe trim. I removed like 90% of the branches, and after I did so I discovered that I completely forgot it had a trellis, but it outgrew it and put so much weight on it that it bent under its weight. I removed like 80% of the total mass of the plant and I was worried I killed it, but then I was reminded how foolish I was when Spring came and it proved its reputation as invasive plant that you need to keep isolated because it already grew like 8 new tiny branches in a few weeks.
I kind of wonder why there aren't honeysuckle farms where people use them for tinder or something because it's absurd how fast they grow

 No.2397

>>2388
yeah it's amazing how fast some plants grow.

I've got some holly bushes that seem to be pretty much indestructible, I cut them way back every year and yet they keep growing out to being a problem.

 No.2399

>>2388
used to greatly enjoy tasting the nectar of those things as a kid



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 No.2220[Reply]

Hey pissu, check your lawn. It's getting time to start taking part in the most meaningless of rituals once again!
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>>2351

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>>2351
Meat.

 No.2380

>>2373
Is it going to trim his bush or what is about to happen here?

 No.2381

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>>2352
Oh, yeah I guess that's true. Making cheese sounds like a lot of work, though

>>2373
NO!

 No.2382

>>2351
My uncle does that but he butchers and eats them. He tried getting sheep to raise them for wool but I think shearing was too much for him so he ate them as well.

If I get enough land I'll probably buy Shetland ponies or something like that. That way I can probably breed and sell them for a reasonable amount and not have to eat them or sell them for meat.



 No.2294[Reply]

>/spg/

 No.2349

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/spg/? More like /sperg/

 No.2376

love this guy
don't like yodeling, but if I did he's probably the guy I'd listen to just because the stuff is so happy



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 No.2318

mild jumpscare

 No.2319

Those things are so cool. I can't remember if anyone found a practical use for that expanding shape thing or not, but they sure are neat

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>>2319
only thing that comes to mind is when the design for space station solar panels that start packed into this folded configuration discovered by this japanese mathematician who was inspired by origami. you need to pull on it from just two ends and the creases would constrain the structure and transmit the force everywhere it needed to go to unpack the entire rectangular panel which was much bigger than the cubey thing it started as
ah found it its the miura fold

 No.2347

>>2346
looks like pleat folding (zigzag fold it then zigzag fold it again)
Glad you found the video

 No.2348

video killed the radio star



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 No.2320[Reply]

could the tale of Ozymandias be interpretted as the philosophy of nhilism or would that be reading too much into what the poem is trying to say?

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
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 No.2325

I think it's more just about the passage of time.

 No.2327

am i going nuts or does underage idolm@ster have chromatic aberration in every frame

 No.2329

>>2327
looks like blur. The aberration might just be your glasses

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>>2327
Nope, the aberration is there. It's on the sides as some sort of attempt at a "focusing" filter or something

 No.2331

wonder if mpv or ffmpeg could undo it



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 No.1155[Reply]

heard it was an S season but it is NOT summer
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 No.1831

s'autumn.

 No.1833

>>1155
Too hot for spring. Going to melt.

 No.1839

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Yep, it's S season.

 No.2323

Feels like it though

 No.2328

no it's M season



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Let's have a thread for expressing thoughts and ideas which don't really deserve their own thread, and possibly aren't entirely appropriate for elsewhere on the site. As the content that description begets may not be entirely up to /qa/lity standards, I ask that posts made in this thread are moderately thought out and are kept at a civil level so the thread remains somewhat peaceful and is befitting of kissu. Aside from that, feel free to get whatever it is that's bothering you off your chest, or say whatever odd thoughts may come to your head.
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Can't believe I forgot about the very obvious basado. 77k hits on Desu, of which almost 71k are from 2019 onwards. 3k are the superlative basadísimo/a.

 No.2521

>>2423
Update: sexo has been used another two thousand times since this post was written.

 No.2780

I get fucking enraged when I see drama youtubers with anime thumbnails

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Thinking about Honzuki made me think about something. I don't think it's an uncommon stereotype for poor and uneducated people to have lots of children. But... When people live in cramped tenements as poor people often do... How do people find the time and privacy to... y'know... Do they just not have any shame and tell their kids to turn the other way... I don't like thinking about this.

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Thingken about that time a local sushi chain had a moe mascot before going pro and winning a Michelin star. They had itasha delivery cars and even a lorry with a huge picture of their mascot on it.



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 No.2141[Reply]

Finally feels like Spring has come. The forecast shows that the daily high for the next 10 days will be around 60 to 70 F (15~20C)
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 No.2226

>>2224
well what you can do if you don't want that is to get water boiling while having the window open and then take the lid off after turning off the stove and closing the window
you'll have a bunch of steam in there but that's a good thing

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>>2219
When we lost power in our house (posted elsewhere) we made use of the water heater which used gas instead of electricity. The bathroom was essentially turned into an on-demand sauna by running the shower for a little bit. Pretty nice

 No.2228

>>2219
>>2227
It's fortunate to live in a place with gas isn't it?
I lived in a place before where the stoves were electric, heaters were electric, and even hot water came from the municipal heating plant that got cold after 15 minutes of shower

 No.2232

>>2228
I guess so, but I never really pay much attention to it. I think I'd prefer electric stuff,except for these bad scenarios where the power is out for a sustained period

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>>2228
Iunno, my water heater is pretty shoddy. Here it is, after a gust of wind turned it off earlier today, I'm about to turn it back on.
The instructions say you have to hold down the left side of the middle thingy for 20 secs before selecting a heat setting but it often resets anyways and requires multiple tries. The stove isn't in great shape either, though it's not as finicky.
Do not envy those 15m showers though, that sounds awful. I'm very slow when it comes to those.



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 No.2213

At least we get to live in the part where "AI" isn't AI and it's still a fun toy (albeit one with heavy filtering if you can't run stuff locally)

 No.2214

frankly I worship the sun at any point

 No.2238

>>2214
This is not the hikikomori way.

 No.2255

you better hope i don't figure out how to kill the sun
i've been working on it for two years now and i think im getting close

 No.2256

kill the moon it's easier



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ｷﾀ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───!!
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 No.2172

>>2171
then try it out and see which is yours

 No.2173

everyone wants to be Korean

 No.2180

i'd rather be black than korean

 No.2182

https://clickhole.com/how-well-do-you-know-this-quiz-1825124462/
too dumb for the meta quiz

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>>2182
Heh, first try. Enlightened is the rank above it, but it's arguably NG+. Guess all the meta finally paid off.



 No.2150[Reply]

To other ESLs, does your native otaku community have any interesting idiosyncratic practices?

A few years ago, a new practice developed in Spanish-subbed OP/ED videos: rather than keep the subs at the bottom and/or top, they were instead both moved to the center of the screen. Large, bold italic sans serif for the translation, with smaller non-bold romaji below it. In many cases they are AMVs as well, rather than using the pre-existing video or a static image. Pic is a good example, which on top of the above has a watermark and is at 360p max, because of course it is. Compare it to these other three traditional English lyrics videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq6VhQGz-no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeRksGNmk0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6JB3monBI4
I searched for OPs in Portuguese, Italian, French, Indonesian, Thai, Arabic, at a glance it doesn't seem like they do this. The Chinese do have something like it, it appears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9IaLy7IN9M

Rather innovative imo. It looks like it started to hit the mainstream about four-five years ago, in great part thanks to a certain "meena♡" who had already been using the formula back in 2014:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlLVz75Ag_s
They've got nearly a total of two hundred million views spread throughout a hundred and four videos, the most popular of which is Naruto's OP3 from five years ago standing at 64M views:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-hzTmeCqN0
You can see it's a more primitive form because it doesn't yet feature romaji like the current standard. Neat.
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 No.2152

The Spanish/Portuguese around this stuff does seem to be notably different from the others. They seem far less reserved and it gives them their own cultural identity. It kinda reminds me of the English internet 20 years ago to a degree. Well, at least this is my interpretation from what I've seen, I don't speak the language.

 No.2159

>>2152
If I had to sum it up, I think I'd describe it as "less miserable".
People are much more forthcoming with their interests, fanfic is surprisingly more mainstream (at least with Dragon Ball, DB AF came out all the way back in 1999 and everyone knows about it, also see El Hermano de Jiren/Gohan Blanco), the attitude around loli is a lot laxer than in the anglosphere, and there isn't as much of a focus on refined taste, elitism, or fighting normalfaggotry (for better or worse). You don't have nearly as many hardcore 2D lovers as Japan's, but you don't have Anglo moralist crusaders either, and the concept of ironic weebs doesn't exist. East/west divide isn't as strong, as you can see with artists like Alkemanubis, perhaps because it's all foreign anyways.

 No.2161

(ps the XD in the thumbnail is to telegraph that the video is funny, we do have an ironic version of the emoticon but it's actually more like "xd")

 No.2162

>>2151
Also, there are like only 5 million of us, so people who are into wota stuff are few and far between, and I think most of them only hang out in English-speaking communities.

 No.2163

>>2162
Yeah, I guess that's a bit of a problem with Europe.



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 No.2137[Reply]

The nice thing about spring is that the sun is (usually) still up when I wake up. The downside however is that it's bright as hell outside when I go to bed.

 No.2138

Uh... do you sleep the majority of the day?

 No.2139

Nocturnal, huh? Yeah, I end up that way most of the time, but I like winter because if I stay up way too late there's still a good chance the sun is down when I go to bed at like 6AM

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>>2138
I am a son of the moon. The tranquility of night runs through my veins, the illuminating stars guide my soul (to moe).

>>2139
8 to 9 for me. Midday at worst.



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 No.2121[Reply]

Is spring a season of fat or slim?
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 No.2131

summer -> being slender
autumn -> gaining
winter -> being hefty
spring -> shedding

 No.2132

>>2131
yeah that seems about right for my cat

 No.2133

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Spring - Watching your weight (increase) to get beach body ready
Summer - Eating to replenish nutrients lost when sweating
Fall - Temperatures starting to cool, eat more to prepare for winter
Winter - It takes more calories to maintain warmth when it's cold, so you need to eat more

 No.2134

>>2133
So what you're saying is you need to constantly eat more and more.

 No.2135

>>2134
That about sums it up, yes! Don't forget to drink water and other delicious drinks!



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