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 No.2725[Reply]

YOUR SOUL IS MINE
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 No.2728

>>2727
Youmuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!! Haiiiii so cuteeee

 No.2729

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>>2727
>>2728
YOUR WIFE'S SOUL IS MINE

 No.2730

>>2729
NO! I WILL FIGHT YOU

 No.2788

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>>2730
YOUR WIFE'S SOUL (PANTSU) IS MINE

 No.3514

>>2725
Enjoy hundreds of demons' sloppy seconds!




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 No.3504[Reply]

キタ───(゚∀゚)───!!
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 No.3506

>>3505
Why doesn't 4chanxt randomize my file names here?

 No.3507

>>3506
unique ui instead of generic vichan/lynxchan means 4chanx has issues working normally

 No.3508

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Damndest thing I thought you could randomize filenames in the reply area and not in the options...

 No.3509

This thread appears duplicated on /all/, delete threads when you move them, kusomod!

 No.3510

>>3509
I leave them up for a little bit to let people know a move happened.




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 No.3407[Reply]

I have this compulsive need to look at the front pages social media websites while logged out so I can seek out videos with high viewcounts and accounts with high subscriber counts. The goal is to figure out what popular opinion is, because I feel completely and utterly out of touch otherwise.

I understand that this behavior is supposedly bad, and I definitely feel miserable doing it, but it just feels so instinctively wrong not to do it, like I'm ignoring a problem that needs to be solved.

How do I stop being like this?
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 No.3414

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What is there to be gained by staying in touch with the n*rps? Just focus on doing the things you enjoy. Watch more anime, read more manga, play more games, post more with your puter frens, fap to more 2hus.

 No.3415

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I don't watch anything with a clickbaity thumbnail and title on principle, but I occasionally check youtube front page for what the norms are on about that day, it's like bird watching. Like "oh that new ass creed game and ubisoft is having a bad time, or there's some sort of baldur's gate and hasbro drama, and would you look at that people are still making several hour long skyrim analysis videos".
If it's actually important then I'll look into it and if you guy's are talking about it I'll throw in my 2 cents, but otherwise it's the same type of drama as last year and the year before that. You aren't missing much.
>>3409
Yeah, there's better things he could be doing with that time.

 No.3416

>>3413
I at the very least know what Cocomelon's deal is, since people who aren't me are aware of its popularity and thus talk about it. What gets me is when I see these videos/accounts with insane view/sub counts that I don't see anyone talking about, and if I do, it's in a dumb internet capacity that doesn't actually tell me anything.

 No.3475

>>3407
>it just feels so instinctively wrong not to do it, like I'm ignoring a problem that needs to be solved.
Because it is our instincts. We are evolved to live in a tribe of few hundreds people max. In such an environment it is important to care what's going on since it might actually be a problem that needs to be solved. Such instincts are maladaptive for the modern world. When we follow internet drama and news we are no longer caring about our tribe or things that affect us. We are expending emotional energy on pointless things, grow out of touch with our immediate surroundings and it also changes our personalities to be more emotionally reactive and attention seeking. Just not good for mental wellness. It also doesn't help that almost everybody in popular online content are dumb as rocks and immature. Voicing out a sensible opinion there will only gets you attacked or ignored.

 No.3485

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I only check them when logged in because that's the only time it's tolerable




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 No.3476[Reply]

How do you cope with FOMO when you have no friends?

 No.3477

I replaced friends with the internet

 No.3478

Is it really FOMO if you know for a fact you're missing out?




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 No.3316[Reply]

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "birds aren't real" and it made me realize I'd never actually seen a bird in real life before. Why did you trick me like this, kissu?

 No.3317

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i have to say >>3308 is a very creepy example of how far AI has come
used to be that humans would be the ones to think them up... like elephants

 No.3318

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Every bird is a potential Precure

 No.3321

>>3318
ah blblblblbblb
ah fpppppttt
ah mfffmfmfppmmtppttmtmmmffff

 No.3324

If birds are not real, then what other force could possibly stop witches from achieving total aerial superiority?

Being able to walk the streets without having to dodge any malevolent magics flung at you from high above, or suffer the smug insults of airborne airheads, is the best proof that birds are out there and looking out for you that you could ask for.

 No.3474

>>3324
It's the insects. Insects were locked in a struggle with witches for centuries, being able to choke with sheer numbers any spellcasting hag that dared to lower her altitude too much. Not to mention what terrible fate befell a witch flying in full speed that acciddentaly ate a bee or hornet.
In order to combat insects, witches created a new form of shapeshifting, focused on airborne agility and insect-eating. This form came to be known as bats. They are nocturnal, because witches could only do their magic at night, as the common knowledge teaches us. Some witches were turning themselves into bats, others found some poor guys that were way too attracted to pointy hats for their own good.
At first the changes were more or less controlled (if not always voluntary) and people were human for most of the time and bat for the rest. As those changes were based on black magic, they required blood in order to function. This gave the basis for vampire myths, by the way. But after some time not all transformations were successful. If someone tried to turn into bat and they stayed human, they could try again later, but if they couldn't revert from bat to human... Well, their fate was to become a new animal species. Artificial and based from human genome, which explains how bats can fly and still be mammals, by the way.
Surviving witches, when they noticed that their colleagues turned into much simpler and nonmagical animals, went into panic mode. Most of them accepted supremacy of insects and flew only on maximal altitude, far away from the menace, but this proved fatal due to low temperatures (freezing to death mid-flight) and low oxygen (losing consciousness and falling to death). Over few generations, the art of flying became completely lost. Yearning for speed and wind in their hair once again, remaining witches were responsible for development of bicycles and motorbikes. The modern bikers and cyclists are all part of secret, occult cabal, still targeted by flying insects from time to time.
Anyway, this is all tangential, because birds do exist and they are cute. I wish that my children would come out of eggs, really. Now excuse me, I need to do my daily ride over the local leylines.




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 No.3280[Reply]

Death to wasps
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 No.3292

when i was living abroad i remember crawling into bed after a night shift, it was 8 am and i had been up for over 30 hours. all of a sudden my right big toe stings but i figured it was a random occurence. it didn't get better and the pain continued, so i lifted my blankets up to see what's happening.
there was a huge fucking wasp in my bed under my blankets, i had no idea how it got in or got there. not gonna lie, it was a bit of a shit day.

 No.3293

>>3292
I fear this so I always have a mosquito net deployed over my futon so nothing but myself can get in.

 No.3294

>>3293
some might find something like that overprotective, but it actually makes perfect sense

 No.3376

>>3293
*gets in ur futon*

 No.3404

>>3293
Fun fact for those who don't live in America: most of our windows have mosquito nets built in, allowing you to get fresh air without letting bugs in.




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 No.1151[Reply]

>/spg/
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 No.1207

>/spg/ - German Activities

 No.1208

>>1207
really weird hearing this song and not seeing any swastikas or hitler

 No.1209

>>1207
We are back in 2002 with this music...

 No.1211

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>>1206
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

 No.3389

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>>1151
/spg/ theme song




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 No.3194[Reply]

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 No.3198

cute

 No.3204

kitty :3

 No.3377

>>3195
>hehe love when my cats do that after i've been away
can i see?

 No.3379

>>3377
are you some kind of pervert cat voyeur

 No.3388

>>3379
...>_>
...<_<
...what would you do if I was one




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 No.3116[Reply]

Nothing like having a pussy in your lap.

 No.3118

Fed a stray cat yesterday and it let me pet it

 No.3119

It signifies one's great power.

 No.3378

>>3118
CAN I SEE




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 No.3308[Reply]

cute piccie of a bird i found on twitter

 No.3309

:V

 No.3314

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Very bird-like. I give it a 9 out of 10 in birdness

 No.3319

hello are you a bird and why

 No.3323

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cute piccie of a bird i found on jaypee




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 No.3300[Reply]

How warm does it have to get before swimming becomes viable?
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 No.3304

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proof

 No.3305

>>3302
community centers have pools going year round

 No.3306

>>3303
>>3305
I'm pretty sure he was joking, what with the implication being that he doesn't know that in-house locker rooms exist.

 No.3307

>>3306
I know I wanted to post about it anyways because it's also relevant to OP's question

 No.3332

>>3301
>Except this one was closed a few years ago
Pool's closed?... due to AIDS?...




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 No.3288[Reply]

Or is it still spring? I my area summer comes first day of june. So its summer.
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 No.3291

What about Dragonabll? Is it spring orfall?

 No.3296

Temperature-wise it's summer here. I think if people were to do a localized climate thing here summer would start in June and end in uhh... September probably.

 No.3297

Temperature is an unreliable metric.

 No.3298

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>>3296
If we're going on temperature, then it's been winter here for a while now. Bloody cold May this year.

 No.3299

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Seasons are not about weather conditions. It's about common sense. You took a year. You slice it like a pie. Now its not a circle but piece of food for ya. Time is dead and vertigo is over. And summer starts 1st of june.




 No.3295[Reply]

spring is basically just animal season



 No.3259[Reply]

I learned from Police in a Pod that this is what a sketch artist is supposed to do - prioritize getting the details right over realism. Glad to see quality art get the respect it deserves!

 No.3261

double thread

 No.3262

Drawing real people is an interesting talent, especially if you're doing it quickly or with limited information. It's strange to think that this stuff actually works.
I also find those people that draw inside courtrooms to be quite impressive. I wonder if it counts as "creative" work. I think it does.

 No.3264

singled thread about singling out

 No.3266

No beard, no hat
No moustache, no eyebrows (why?) and shape of face is absolutely wrong, its not about quality, its a different person here. But i kinda feel someone is sad really cause why it comes to them personally artist gonna be a whole Richard Diebenkorn and gonna do everything right.

 No.3406

>>3266
It was almost certainly based off of a verbal description by eyewitnesses, meaning the artist didn't have much to go off of.




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 No.3219

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Oops...

 No.3220

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I had a really great one but it didn't go through

 No.3221

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Gotta stuff windows 11 onto that small monitor. My laptop now on a full monitor. Nice cable management on this desk.

 No.3222

>>3220
>>3221
While cleaning up, you accidentally threw out the cat as well.

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