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 No.3380[Reply]

is there ANY ground animal as irredeemably ugly as the tapir
like jesus man, have you seen these dollar store piglephants move their nose around? weird as hell
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 No.3395

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>>3394
I'm retarded with piss poor attention and didn't see land creature in the OP so i'm rectifying
here's a relatively common type of dog, one of my neighbors have one of these. I think they're usually pretty nervous and barky but that one is pretty docile and you get used to how it looks like a rat that's been thrown through a jet's fan

 No.3396

>>3392
mr tardpig looking into the dreams thread for nightmares to eat up
>>3395
this one's a mistake of men rather than of god

 No.3397

>>3380
>is there ANY ground animal as irredeemably ugly as the tapir
ur mum lul

 No.3398

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>>3395
Genetic deformities don't count, even if man, in their hubris, have perpetuated nature's mistake.

 No.3399

>>3398
me on the left




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 No.1151[Reply]

>/spg/
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 No.1207

>/spg/ - German Activities

 No.1208

>>1207
really weird hearing this song and not seeing any swastikas or hitler

 No.1209

>>1207
We are back in 2002 with this music...

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>>1206
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

 No.3389

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>>1151
/spg/ theme song




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 No.3194[Reply]

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 No.3198

cute

 No.3204

kitty :3

 No.3377

>>3195
>hehe love when my cats do that after i've been away
can i see?

 No.3379

>>3377
are you some kind of pervert cat voyeur

 No.3388

>>3379
...>_>
...<_<
...what would you do if I was one




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 No.3116[Reply]

Nothing like having a pussy in your lap.

 No.3118

Fed a stray cat yesterday and it let me pet it

 No.3119

It signifies one's great power.

 No.3378

>>3118
CAN I SEE




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 No.3280[Reply]

Death to wasps
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 No.3287

>>3284
wasp caught in a web

 No.3292

when i was living abroad i remember crawling into bed after a night shift, it was 8 am and i had been up for over 30 hours. all of a sudden my right big toe stings but i figured it was a random occurence. it didn't get better and the pain continued, so i lifted my blankets up to see what's happening.
there was a huge fucking wasp in my bed under my blankets, i had no idea how it got in or got there. not gonna lie, it was a bit of a shit day.

 No.3293

>>3292
I fear this so I always have a mosquito net deployed over my futon so nothing but myself can get in.

 No.3294

>>3293
some might find something like that overprotective, but it actually makes perfect sense

 No.3376

>>3293
*gets in ur futon*




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 No.3338[Reply]

It's not quite summer yet, but the heat really sucks. Gonna turn into a puddle if it gets any hotter
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 No.3343

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Summer is already over where I live.

 No.3344

Some tips I learned growing up on a farm where I was forced into slave labor;

Wear long white sleeve shirt and pants. The baggier the better. Same concept at desert nomad clothing. Except I live in humid environment so I actually want the wind to wick away sweat when possible. You'll feel much cooler like this than you will in short sleeves. Long sleeves and pants keep the biting flies off of you as well.

Sounds counter intuitive but heavy ankle length boots are best. Keeps feet dry and the steel toe will cool down much faster when you do manage to get out of direct sunlight or into an AC cooled room. Wear breathable diabetic white socks for the same reason you wear baggy clothing. You want your feet cool and dry so they don't form blisters.

Smoking or being new a fire of green wood will keep away biting insects. You don't have to inhale. Puff on a cigar to keep it lit and smoldering. This is one of the main reasons why people smoked in the old days along with the fact that it allowed them to carry an ember that wouldn't be forgotten. If you aren't okay with smoking I find a fire horn/bundle works almost as well. Smoking works better because biting insects are most annoying on your face. Which is well protected by something like a cigar.

Try to work near large bodies of water preferably running water like a creek or river. Temperature can drop by as much as 10F simply by going down to the creek bank. Can store beverages and food in a cooler in the creek to keep them cool for relief from the heat. Can build basic swamp cooler along creek bank and keep a small space like a tent cool.

Wear a large hat. I have a large straw hat like you see people wearing when they're working in rice patties. Keeps the sun off your head and neck. If you can keep your head cool your body can get rid of the excess heat better.

Force yourself to work in the heat for a few weeks. After awhile your body will adjust and you'll feel comfortable in temperatures in the 95+F range. Only issue is once your blood "thins" and you become used to it you'll feel like you're freezing come winter time. I'm all screwed up in this way and no amount of exposure to cold will undo it.

Wet a rag and keep it around your neck during the day. Change it often. You want lukewarm - warm water. Never sock your system with cold/icy water if you're working in high heat. You can pass out from the shock and hurt yourself. Seen it happen more than onPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.3345

>Only issue is once your blood "thins" and you become used to it you'll feel like you're freezing come winter time. I'm all screwed up in this way and no amount of exposure to cold will undo it.
Same... I used to be able to wear shorts during 40-50F weather, but since moving south, I've acclimated to where ~80F with a breeze no longer feels hot, and temperatures below like 60F feel really cold. Sucks.

 No.3347

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>>3344
>Wear long white sleeve shirt and pants. The baggier the better.
Do you not have mosquitos there? I forgot to tuck my pants into my socks and shirt into my pants and I have a dozen mosquito bites after being outside for 15 minutes. No exaggeration, sadly. I wish I knew why they liked me so much.
I think I need a beekeeper outfit

 No.3348

>I wish I knew why they liked me so much.
interracial harem protagonist




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 No.3316[Reply]

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "birds aren't real" and it made me realize I'd never actually seen a bird in real life before. Why did you trick me like this, kissu?

 No.3317

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i have to say >>3308 is a very creepy example of how far AI has come
used to be that humans would be the ones to think them up... like elephants

 No.3318

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Every bird is a potential Precure

 No.3321

>>3318
ah blblblblbblb
ah fpppppttt
ah mfffmfmfppmmtppttmtmmmffff

 No.3324

If birds are not real, then what other force could possibly stop witches from achieving total aerial superiority?

Being able to walk the streets without having to dodge any malevolent magics flung at you from high above, or suffer the smug insults of airborne airheads, is the best proof that birds are out there and looking out for you that you could ask for.




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 No.3308[Reply]

cute piccie of a bird i found on twitter

 No.3309

:V

 No.3314

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Very bird-like. I give it a 9 out of 10 in birdness

 No.3319

hello are you a bird and why

 No.3323

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cute piccie of a bird i found on jaypee




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 No.3300[Reply]

How warm does it have to get before swimming becomes viable?
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 No.3304

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proof

 No.3305

>>3302
community centers have pools going year round

 No.3306

>>3303
>>3305
I'm pretty sure he was joking, what with the implication being that he doesn't know that in-house locker rooms exist.

 No.3307

>>3306
I know I wanted to post about it anyways because it's also relevant to OP's question

 No.3332

>>3301
>Except this one was closed a few years ago
Pool's closed?... due to AIDS?...




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 No.3288[Reply]

Or is it still spring? I my area summer comes first day of june. So its summer.
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 No.3291

What about Dragonabll? Is it spring orfall?

 No.3296

Temperature-wise it's summer here. I think if people were to do a localized climate thing here summer would start in June and end in uhh... September probably.

 No.3297

Temperature is an unreliable metric.

 No.3298

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>>3296
If we're going on temperature, then it's been winter here for a while now. Bloody cold May this year.

 No.3299

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Seasons are not about weather conditions. It's about common sense. You took a year. You slice it like a pie. Now its not a circle but piece of food for ya. Time is dead and vertigo is over. And summer starts 1st of june.




 No.3295[Reply]

spring is basically just animal season



 No.3259[Reply]

I learned from Police in a Pod that this is what a sketch artist is supposed to do - prioritize getting the details right over realism. Glad to see quality art get the respect it deserves!

 No.3261

double thread

 No.3262

Drawing real people is an interesting talent, especially if you're doing it quickly or with limited information. It's strange to think that this stuff actually works.
I also find those people that draw inside courtrooms to be quite impressive. I wonder if it counts as "creative" work. I think it does.

 No.3264

singled thread about singling out

 No.3266

No beard, no hat
No moustache, no eyebrows (why?) and shape of face is absolutely wrong, its not about quality, its a different person here. But i kinda feel someone is sad really cause why it comes to them personally artist gonna be a whole Richard Diebenkorn and gonna do everything right.




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 No.3164[Reply]

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 No.3219

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Oops...

 No.3220

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I had a really great one but it didn't go through

 No.3221

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Gotta stuff windows 11 onto that small monitor. My laptop now on a full monitor. Nice cable management on this desk.

 No.3222

>>3220
>>3221
While cleaning up, you accidentally threw out the cat as well.

 No.3223

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 No.3171[Reply]

Give me a name
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 No.3180

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Common buzzard

 No.3182

Come on, buzzard. Do something.

 No.3188

Nice buzzword.

 No.3189

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Aya is my favorite bird!

 No.3190

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>>3189
Mmmm smoked poultry.




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 No.3156[Reply]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THE BRITS HAD AN OFFICIAL CHIEF CAT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office
THEY'VE HAD IT FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARS HOW COME

 No.3157

>>3156
This was a fun fact on my calendar last month hehe

 No.3158

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>>3157
so why were you withholding this information

 No.3159

This reminds me that Japan had some sort of train conductor cat, but sadly I think he passed away a few years ago. Not sure if there's a new one or not.

 No.3160

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>>3158
wakarimasen lol but this cat was also on it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stubbs_(cat)

 No.3161

>>3156
>THEY'VE HAD IT FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARS HOW COME
that's a pretty old cat




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