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 No.3047[Reply]

scientists are talking to whales
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 No.3050

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>>3048
But the whales just won't understand.

 No.3053

>>3050
What u want them to understand
Tell meh

 No.3057

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>>3050
Whales can be a bit slow, please wait warmly.

 No.3059

>>3057
no really?

 No.3062

>>3059
Are you a whale?




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 No.2824[Reply]

God damn I hate the modern internet

I just wanted to re-learn how to edit a clip in davinci, but it's impossible to actually find the information. Google is just a bunch of AI garbage and youtube nonsense that is 30 minutes long to explain something that would take one entire sentence.
I don't know how anyone learns a new skill in this hellscape of noise.

Then I remembered a tip where you add "+reddit" to search reddit for humans sharing information for the benefit of other humans and I found it within seconds. This is going to be patched out, isn't it? Everything else is already drowned out.
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 No.3043

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>>3042
Hmm... maybe they're pulling a youtube and doing a slow rollout?

 No.3045

>>3043
Although, these results are so old that it makes me wonder if there's a problem somewhere. Surely someone has asked how to learn Japanese on reddit more recently than 2018.

 No.3046

>>3043
i don't see this. Interesting

 No.3049

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I use 4get. Quora cancer also gets blocked from showing up too.

 No.3056

Quora is a strange erping site




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 No.3028[Reply]

video essays have gone too far
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 No.3051

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>>3038
I don't get how they even considered replacing such an iconic mascot with... that.

 No.3052

>>3036
update: i watched the first hour and a half (at x2 of course) of the nicktoons vid and it was really, really bad, basically designed to waste your time
with that runtime you'd expect him to talk about all the DEEP LORE the game has but he actually spends comparatively little time on it, at first talking a bit about crossovers before it, the story of each of the four main IPs, and then it's mostly about his playthrough that's far more focused on level design and for some reason the abilities you pick up along the way, interspersed with recordings of him and some other guy playing through it in that somewhat awkward style of a regular non-streamer person
his explanations are anything but concise and constantly meander around for reasons i assume on purpose, there's a lot of unnecessary fluff to it
like when he's going over the background of each show and says that clearly everyone knows what spongebob is about so he doesn't need to explain it there's no way you don't know about spongebob and then he explains it anyways, and i don't need an explanation of danny phantom's plot and how actually their parents are to blame for the ghost situation either
at one point he spends several minutes talking about how he brought this completely irrelevant box into a place it wasn't intended to after resetting the level multiple times in order to push it further and further foward, like he's injecting a mini-challenge run for a single level into a video that didn't present itself as talking about just the lore in the first place

after an hour and a half of watchtime all i've learned is that nickelodeon liked to make crossovers and among them were some bad shovelware platformers, that's it
easily 2/10 one of the worst sinkholes i've ever seen not even interesting in a bad way might as well watch a stream

 No.3054

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>>3028
This legit brought back bad memories lol. I had a prof who couldn't teach properly at all and I had to go find lecture videos online. Dropped it and NEEThood lies ahead seeing as I can't pay for anything now.
>>3036
People coping with adulthood who grew up with those shows? I'm sure people just put it on in the background to ease anxiety or something, it kind of has to be the case right? Sloptube really is a tabloid site now.
>>3052
The format is podcast but somehow oversaturated and worse. I seriously think all these things are meant to just rot brains and take away thinking/consuming anything meaningful outside of working and social media interactions. It's a horrible lifestyle, and I hope whoever is stuck in this kind of rut like I was can find their way out somehow.

 No.3055

>>3054
Podcasts can be organized and informative. I doubt you can blame them.

Sometimes, people are not so much talking to exchange information as to feel connected, and somehow, in a tragic way, this phenomenon got imported to the internet. People try to touch base with others in the digital world. But no matter how much people socialize on facebook, their need for human contact will never be satisfied - which is why early (non-political) facebook was already so addictive.
Many youtubers are the same thing, fundamentally, a seeming quenching of the said basic need, but ultimately not satisfactory.
And this goes for both sides of the youtuber scene. Both the creators as well as the audience are convinced that they have something that they are still desperately in want of.

So when you ask "why did you make a seven hours video to meander around a message that could have been conveyed in thirty minutes?"
The correct answer is: "I was lonely".
Same reason as why anyone would watch it.

 No.3058

>>3055
This is true but we also have to consider how youtube monetization has changed over the years. Creators put a lot of ads in between those videos and receive revenue according to the time viewers spend watching their channel. It's not just about views anymore.
That's why you get a lot of video essays with unnecessary fluff on purpose like anon said. If you see a video on your recommended that barely gets past the 8,10 15, minute mark (i don't remember exactly how it works but they let you add more mid roll ads past a certain length) they are highly likely going to be trashy or slop. It's more like a side job for a lot of people at this point instead of a place to broadcast yourself for fun but we all know that.
>>3054
>coping with adulhood
I assume they are teens if they have time to watch all of it, more specifically, teenage girls who grew up with those shows. Maybe it depends on the series but that image is targeting gen Z and gen A(reruns). I consider them the equivalent of long vidya video essays but for women.




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 No.2998[Reply]

Every now and then people like to talk about future human evolution, that humans hundreds of thousands and millions of years from now humanity may be a completely new species that does not resemble a modern human any longer. Do you think so?

Personally, I'm inclined to believe that evolution is like language. When there is a strong social fabric connecting one person and community to the next, languages evolve very slowly. When that cohesion breaks down, languages tend to diverge and evolve. I think evolution is probably something like that, and within our broader interconnected world, humanity will probably evolve more slowly together and so maybe that human born hundreds of thousands and millions of years from now will resemble us much more than others like to suggest.
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 No.3024

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How come we haven't evolved out of needing sleep?

 No.3025

>>3024
i'm not sure the reasons behind the evolution of sleep are entirely clear but it's widely agreed it's pretty important stuff

 No.3026

>>3024
From what I understand, sleep serves a few functions, that we know of. First is detoxification. While you're awake, toxins build up in the brain, and restful sleep allows the body to detoxify the brain. The second is memory consolation. It seems that during sleep our brains essentially go through a categorization process where things that happened during the day that were in your "medium-length" memory get turned into long-term memories. Third is healing. Wheen you sleep your body releases hormones that allows for you to heal.

I'm pretty sure those are the main reasons. I'm just a layman though.

 No.3027

>>3025
>>3026
There is also a more indirect reason for sleep: Nights.
It's just energy-efficient to go into a energy-saving mode in a time when it's cold and dark and it's difficult to spot the resources you want, or avoid the predators to whom you are the resource.

 No.3033

>>3024
Because there has never been a random mutation in our evolutionary line that allowed someone to survive without sleep, or if there were that person was unable to pass those mutations on long-term.




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 No.3014[Reply]

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

Take some time to appreciate the big blue marble we all live on.
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 No.3019

>>3018
green like the lush earth

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 No.3021

antarctics looks tasty

 No.3022

>>3016
Liberia?

 No.3023

>>3017
lets run away to mars together




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 No.1359[Reply][Last50 Posts]

Have you been surfing the information superhighway and found a video that you don't want to make a thread for, but it doesn't fit anywhere else? You can post it here
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 No.2948

>>2947
*pokes you in the tum*

 No.2950

ratt

 No.2995

miku fans a bunch of animals

 No.2996

great one

 No.2997

I think a fair amount of people have seen this recommended or linked to them by others, but it hasn't been linked here! I watched all of it over a few days and it was pretty good. It's nice to see him doing voiced videos again because from what I understand he was overwhelmed by the success/viralness of the A Press video and kind of went away for a while. The fact that he did video with his voice while knowing it will receive a lot of attention means he conquered that anxiety. His idea of monetization with the part at 3:37:40 (https://youtu.be/YsXCVsDFiXA?t=13063) is also quite interesting.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi is even in there in the comments with a donation ($50, pretty good) that made me smile.

I also watched this video of his which was more like a programming course and I now know what 'floats' are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDmBdUalgo

Cool stuff.




 No.2971[Reply]

Scary as hell
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 No.2989

>>2985
I could have sworn I read that somewhere, but maybe I'm remembering it wrong. Maybe it's just my assumption that humanoid robots and their inefficiencies are designed for interacting with people.

 No.2990

>>2989
Their walking dog robot is very liked in manual labor for inspections. I figure they're looking to expand products for existing customers.

I think most of what I read supports that general idea of robots being used in situations that could kill someone

 No.2991

>>2990
I think I read a mechanic's blog where soldiers were coming up to him and begging him to save their robo-dog. "Please sir! He saved my life!"

Looking forward to robots getting extended human rights long before they achieve sentience.

 No.2993

>>2989
>>2976
You're thinking of Honda's Asimo, I think. It would appear Boston Dynamics is actually owned by Hyundai, though.

 No.2994

>>2976
>Boston Dynamics is owned by some Japanese company (Toyota or something) and they want to make bots to assist the elderly
wasnt there a video going around of the robots mimicking a loading a rocket launcher movement?




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 No.2979[Reply]

So, speculating about sci-fi and stuff, maybe not quite fit here but.
Imagine u suspect a natural predator or something super dangerous for you highly possible, how should i put it, following you, highly possible spying on you, what you gonna do? And you afraid to cause panic. And you possibly not quite sure.
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 No.2983

Wait, what if it's a cute cat? No wait, you said predator, so it could be a large cat! A large cute cat???

 No.2984

>>2980
bruh
>>2982
aha cute yet suspicious? tryina to picture it myself, instant fail in my case
>>2983
all cats are cute, big one cute big way! mmmrwwr!

 No.2986

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This looks like a bot/chatgpt thread.

Are you humam or not, OP?

 No.2987

>>2984
Skitty is great!

>>2986
huh...

 No.2992

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>>2986
what it got to do with chii's pantsu
me not bot and what bots did to ya? Both u and

machines gather info from outer world using same physics laws for it so u r no different

mind biological life as antithesis for non biological materia so there gonna be a synthesis combining both
or even more
bio is temporal period a method for non biological matheria to became more organised more sane overtime

see?




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 No.1213[Reply][Last50 Posts]

A thread for interesting news, like the invention of new springs to the discovery of new sponges!
News that makes people upset is great for clicks, but not a good fit for this thread.
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 No.2876

Not exactly interesting, but it's neat to see that some banks are starting to lean more into tech market.
>Google Cloud will work with TD to help streamline application development and deployment and enable the Bank to respond quickly to changing customer expectations by rolling out new features, updates, or entirely new financial products at an accelerated pace. TD will benefit from Google Cloud's engineering support, which includes Google's global network of engineers, to help its teams optimize the use of Google Cloud products as well as architect, design and operate them in a highly regulated environment.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/td-google-cloud-enter-strategic-120000506.html
Here's to a hopeful better valuation.

 No.2952

Dubai is flooded
So much for a desert country

 No.2953

>>2952
Man, that's awful. Even giant hailstones? I read "1.5 years worth of rain in one day"

 No.2954

two years' worth of rain flowed endlessly into dubai

 No.2988

They've been doing weather manipulation there to try and reverse desertification and it went kinda iffy




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 No.2960[Reply]

Got to see an American legend today. They gave me a tiny whistle that's shaped like it too
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 No.2964

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I see those quite a bit where i live.

 No.2965

>>2964
What's it like living in Weinertopia?

 No.2966

the ween

 No.2968

>>2963
looks like a sex toy heh

 No.2969

>>2965
Its super duper awesome




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 No.2081[Reply]

Do you have a favorite spice?
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 No.2869

>>2868
hmm
might try it one day

 No.2870

Release the Spyce

 No.2871

>>2865
it is

 No.2967

Why is it called Spice and Wolf? It is because Holo likes it spicy while Kraft is a total wolf in bed.

 No.2970

>>2807
/thread




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 No.2942[Reply]

i dislike spring because it is muddy and wet and gross and now there are lots more bugs around but at least there are some anime to look forward to
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 No.2955

I like spring here and there, the only bad part of it is pollen.

 No.2956

plant sperm

 No.2957

>>2956
dont mind if i do

 No.2958

I like the rain, but I wish it was cooler and less humid. Tomorrow it's supposed to be 87F (~31C) and 90% humidity.

 No.2959

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ever since this ACCURSED FUCKING season began, from the moment the cock clock hit april 1st, my nose has been giving me so much god damn shit. One sneeze leading to a dozen and the apocalyptic splooge of flying saliva and snot everywhere. i don't know what's even causing this, i go into a sneezefit more often in areas where there's no trees or bushes or anything so I don't think its a randomly developed pollen allergy. The only saving grace is that this is the season where japanese sencha teas are getting picked and produced. webm unrelated.




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 No.1020[Reply]

Solar eclipse soon! Anyone here in a position to see it?
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/2021-june-10
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 No.2938

>>2937
wonder how it looks literally in space and not as a shadow

 No.2939

>>2938
No atmospheric effects without an atmosphere.

 No.2940

>>2938
I don't think it would work. If you were in space between the Moon and the Earth, the Moon would take up more of your field of vision so you wouldn't see the Sun's corona like you can from Earth. You'd still be able to see the partial eclipse happening though. The type of orbit matters, however. You would have to be in a geostationary orbit, orbiting the Earth at the same rate that it spins, for the eclipse to happen at the same time as it does on Earth. Otherwise you could probably observe the Moon eclipsing the Sun pretty often. The Internation Space Station, which is in low Earth orbit, for instance, makes 16 orbits around the Earth every 24 hours.

 No.2941

>>2940
If you are going to space for an eclipse, there is no reason why you should have to stay between the Earth and the moon. All that is required is that you find a circular body that you can use to just obscure the sun with, (meaning you need to be the right distance from that body).
That could be the moon, it could also be Earth itself.




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 No.2890[Reply]

Do you have any tools that you like? I just bought a 'hori hori' knife because gardeners apparently swear by them. I'm not much of a DIY guy, but I'd kind of like to become one someday
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 No.2892

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>>2890
This is what a hori hori knife looks like. It's pretty cheap, $20, and supposed to do the job of multiple tools.
- The pointy part and flat edge can uproot weeds
- shovel-like shape to do some minimal digging
- Measurements so you can use it to gauge seed/plant depth
- Serrated edge for cutting stuff.

Although, I think that edge looks kind of flimsy for me to use it for cutting. Maybe it's good against smaller plants, but definitely not branches.

 No.2893

After I had to live in a really tiny place for a while that didn't have enough space for a kitchen, I really appreciate finally having a real oven again. I guess that's not the sort of tool you're thinking of though. Uh.
Sorry, I'm not really a tool enthusiast.

>>2892
To me, it looks a bit like it's trying to be one too many things at once.
I'd rather have multiple tools each great at their singular jobs than one that's mediocre at several.
Same reason why I don't really appreciate Swiss knives.

 No.2894

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only tool i ever bought myself was a 19mm ratched wrench, needed that for opening stuff on a tank and we never had enough to do around

 No.2895

>>2893
>it looks a bit like it's trying to be one too many things at once
Possibly true, but it's very basic stuff.
Hori hori knives seem more like a 'maintenance' tool whereas specialty stuff is used when you need to do a bunch of it in a row. Something like a tool for playing seeds seems quite extravagant unless it's your job. People really seem to swear by these things so I guess I'll see if I feel the same way.
I think Swiss army knives are cool, although I only have a junky one.

 No.2896

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I have a small multitool that I've had for a long time. The pliers/wire-cutters are pretty handy. The scissors are meh. The nail file/flathead is very useful, and I lost the tiny tweezers a long time ago :(




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 No.2801[Reply]

Can't believe it's spring.
If anyone wants to make a sticky for the board go ahead.
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 No.2836

>>2835
The article body confuses me. It's literally just
>Throughout what should have been the frigid depths of winter, an unseasonably warm sun beat down on a series of billboards and bus-stop ads across Toronto. The campaign urged passers-by to consume even more of a familiar, maybe even patriotic, household staple: maple syrup.

>"It's not just for breakfast," the ads propose.

It's a complete non-sequitur.

 No.2840

>>2836
it's a poorly written article. I hope the author was just trying to highlight the strangeness of increased demand in a situation of diminishing supply. Prices are stable because of reserves. We're hoping for another cold winter to replensih our strategic mapple syrup supply.

 No.2886

>>2801
>Can't believe it's spring.
literally snowing outside right now
bring /win/ back

 No.2887

Haru desu yo




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