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 No.3731[Reply]

One time, I got pneumonia, excerbated by my asthma. When I was almost recovered, I gave my gym teachers a doctor's note and asked if I could sit out the mile run. He said no, and then when I turned to begin the run, he stopped me and said he was kidding.

Another time, I was in a hospital bed and asked the nurse for more water. She told me she would not and I had to swish around the ice in the cup and drink what melted. Then she said she was kidding and refilled my cup.

I think they definitely could have been serious about abusing their authority, with no repercussions. I guess this type of joke is for optimists.
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 No.3737

I want a cute nurse to playfully bully me.

 No.3738

>>3736
Protip with female service workers: They're literally never flirting. Just smile and be happy they're being friendly.

 No.3739

>>3731
>asked if I could sit out the mile run
why didn't you just say that you're not doing it?

 No.3740

>>3736
The nurse is never into you even as she's tickling your prostate with an enema while seeing a formidable boner form over your bed-bound hips, unless you're unlucky enough.

 No.3741

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>>3736
>>3740
I'm forgetting that norms flirt as a form of a casual social interaction that need not to imply a desire to progress a relationship, however. Such are the vapid laws of the socially complacent.




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 No.3723[Reply]

how can a slug be so damn moe
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 No.3726

>>3725
It would be extremely slimy.

 No.3727

>>3726
You're a small mollusc

 No.3728

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I thought they were guinea pigs, but Molcars are those things?

 No.3729

>>3727
For kleptoplasty.

 No.3730

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>>3725
unlike some of its brothers, kono hitsuji uses its protuberances to store pilfered chloroplasts rather than pilfered toxins so i believe it wouldn't kill you
>>3728
molcars are fuzzy furballs whose combustion engines wouldn't work underwater




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 No.3693[Reply]

almost through spring
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 No.3703

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 No.3706

I want to take this thread home!

 No.3717

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 No.3718

my wife rena is so cute




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 No.3524[Reply]

For the past several years I have had a very poor view of myself.

One semester into university the COVID pandemic struck. Through years of isolation, physical separation from family, and poor guidance I found my grades had fallen to such a degree that I lost the scholarship I relied on for a significant portion of my tuition expenses. Gradually, I withdrew myself into only going outside for necessities like food and laundry. And my grades slipped further. I was put onto academic probation and when my grades had still not recovered I was expelled and given terms for reinstatement.

I felt hopeless, and guideless. At the core of things, I recognized my behavior was my own fault, but... it also stemmed from genuine, untreated mental illness. From a young age I had always been anxious, but that unease faded as I had friends and others to rely on. In a new place, all by myself, I didn't have that. When COVID struck and I began to withdraw, I fell into a spiraling depressive state and an uncaring bureaucracy was content to let me crash into the rocks.

For a semester I was in denial. I was allowed to remain on campus. The following semester I recognized the peril I was in. I applied to a community college to take the courses I was required to in order to be reinstated, but my funds ran dry and I could no longer afford transportation...

Eventually I returned home to live with family and when questioned with where I would be attending the following Fall, I chose a local community college. I felt like a failure and regularly thought about killing myself, but I persisted. Through a legal quirk I had to skip a semester and almost fell back into an unrecoverable despair. The university I had attended previously refused to issue my transcript and the community college I was attending would not allow me to register for classes until I had submitted it. Through an act that seemed of divine intervention I learned there was regulation that would go into effect starting just before the next semester began that would prevent universities from doing exactly this.

And so I was able to continue taking classes. I tried applying to some local universities, but they all rejected me. I thought very hard about killing myself at that point. If it was a matter of combined GPA, I would never recover. The amount of time it would take to reach the requirements for guaranteed admission would be enough time to earn an associate's degree. NaturallyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.3683

>>3678
Gratz!!

 No.3684

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>>3678
Great news, dude! I'm sure the colleges love the personal touch of someone writing a letter. And since it's 2025, a letter written by a human!

 No.3714

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>>3678
Nice!
>>3684
This is the one instance of "it's 2025" that I actually agree with instead of people whining about how there are no automatic IoT AR AI soft drink can openers even though "it's 2025" or something.

 No.3716

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I go back home in a bit over a week. I'm not excited about having to pack things up and move them, especially my PC, but I'll be pretty happy to finally be out of this stupid fucking shithole.

 No.3722

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The final university I was waiting to hear back from accepted me, but they were so lacking in certain areas, uncommunicative and laborious to deal with that I wrote a lengthy application rescission email. I hope it causes a stir and causes them to completely re-evaluate how the admissions process works, but from what I've seen already it'll probably take 2-6 weeks for the internal bureaucracy to process it... Assuming it doesn't immediately get chucked into the "Archived" folder and the only response I get back being an automated message saying "This is an automated message, thank you for reaching out. You should receive a reply in... blah blah blah."




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 No.51[Reply]

almost through spring
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 No.3711

>>3710
True, I like my women fictional and two-dimensional.

 No.3712

>>3711
for all intents and purposes the women presented here are behind filters and lighting that make them into fictional beings. The arguable part is that they're 2.5D

 No.3713

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>>3709
I posted it to remind myself of the plan. I am forgetful and one seductive shab or 3dpd and I could be on the path to sin.
It can be pd and hot. Some pigs are cute.
>>3710
Who knows, there could be people who fall for the meme.
>>3712
Good point, besides they are being rendered onto a flat/curved 2d surface, which does make them lose a half or a whole dimension.

 No.3715

>>3713
I enjoyed your masturbation update.

 No.3719

>>3689
What else can you call it but degrading for someone to sacrifice her own potential for a healthy relationship to help me get off once and forget about her?




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 No.3635[Reply]

A mosquito just bit me and now my hand's all itchy. I hate it being hot I want winter back.

 No.3636

don't worry anon, i'll drag you down to the southern hemisphere

 No.3637

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Last night a crane fly tickled my elbow. I reflexively whipped my arm away, right into the pointy corner of my laptop and hit a nerve at full speed.

 No.3638

this corner just corned me

 No.3641

>>3636
No. No. I've experienced it before. North Georgia in the mountains is bearable. But further south or lower in altitude is like suffering the pharaoh's curse under a billion gnats and mosquitos. I am glad I don't have to go there anymore.
>>3637
Why must God torture us so.

 No.3677

>>3635
>>3637
Are you shabs? Because you're being bitten...




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 No.3652

I recently found this YT channel on a private rescue shelter for birds and it has a lot of really cute shorts that I've been keeping up with for the past few weeks. Auggie and Talon are my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ET3cCXsKZ1Q
(Linking because shorts seem to be broken in the preview)

>>3646
Very cute! Funnily enough, today I dreamt about owning a bunny and sleeping with it in my bed like I did with my cat, then when I woke up I saw this pic here. I never dream about bunnies, ever.

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 No.3674

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>>3673
I've said this before to this video, although it was years ago now, but he's trying to mate with it. The specific chirping and the way he puffs his feathers up is something I remember from when my family had a male budgie. It's still cute, but you have to sympathize with the guy that can never quite get the right angle.

 No.3676

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 No.3498[Reply]

ethereal instrument. my jaw literally dropped when i heard the sounds it produces
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 No.3512

I don't know why but this music sounds like spring. Flower blooming, birds singing. Warmth, melancholy, hopes and dreams.

 No.3513

this is pretty cool, but have you considered what sorts of sounds you can get out of the humble cello?

 No.3584

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This is really neat. I'd guess the circular shape of it helps it sound steady and harmonious? Seems like it would be more of a background instrument since it doesn't seem like it can make more controlled sounds?

 No.3585

>>3498
Reminds me of electronic music some soviet cartoons used to have.

 No.3675

>>3498
Kinda reminds me of the hub music from Spyro 2. Need to replay those games.




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 No.3669[Reply]

Does it count as wasting food if you eat and savor the taste of ice cream and then spit it out?
On one hand, yes it's food that's not being digested, but on the other hand its nutritional value is almost nil. No animal is being killed for it, so I wouldn't feel guilty there.
I feel like this is a good idea.

 No.3670

>>3669
>No animal is being killed for it
What a waste.

Your pic suggests you want to lose weight? Just do intermittent fasting & cardio so your skin won't be saggy.

 No.3671

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>>3670
>Your pic suggests you want to lose weight?

Not exactly, just trying to eat more junk food without the penalty.

 No.3672

I could never do this. I like ice cream with chewy stuff in it, like cookies and cream or choco mint.




 No.3171[Reply]

Give me a name
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 No.3664

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the greenfinch
hes green and part of his song sounds like a techno screech

 No.3665

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I love mallards. They are cute and friendly and I love them (* ´ ω ` *)

Near my house there's a river trail and there's duckies and they've befriended a goose and they always walk together

 No.3666

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Today while out with my friend I saw not one but two of these. They flew away rather fast so no pics unfortunately. My first time seeing one ever.
The photo doesn't do it justice; they are a very rich blue hue that changes in the light, they can go to raven dark blue too.

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pird

 No.3668

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>>3655
Kingfisher is a great choice. They were easily my favorite birds when I was a kid, but I don't know what I would choose now after knowing so many of them. It's really hard to think of a bird that's overall as impressive as the kingfishers, though.




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 No.3631[Reply]

There's a bold jumping spider in my room and I can't find him and it's freaking me out! They're cute and they're useful outside when they get bad bugs, but GET OUT OF MY ROOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! I hate being surprised by little moving things! I want safe routine inside my room!
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 No.3657

>>3656
earwig
and he came from your pee hole

 No.3658

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Oh, forgot to mention that I took a picture of the same type. I doubt it was the same spider since I see them often outside.
Spoiler since although jumping spiders are cute, it might freak out some people still.

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>>3658
Very cute spooder.

 No.3661

>>3658
those colors...
is this spider a gamer?

 No.3662

>>3658
cute!
if such spiders were cat sized and moved slower I'd keep them as pets




 No.3649[Reply]

neat bit of coral "gardening"

 No.3650

Thought it said だよ

 No.3651

>>3649
¥ Armored Core 6 DLC leak




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 No.3579[Reply]

buying a car
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>>3615
I like comfy websites, anime and weebshit, but buying material possessions of these things ("collectors items") is beyond me, they will just get in the way and will be useless. Even worse, throwing money at some virtual whore and getting nothing in return
Would rather buy food and supplements

 No.3630

>>3622
I'm sick to death of people misusing the word weeaboo.

 No.3645

My car's treating me well. Drove some coworkers around. My parallel parking abilities need work...

 No.3647

>>3630
okay grandpa lets get you back to facepunch

 No.3648

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>>3645
Stay determined with the parallel parking thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf4TIWECZ30




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 No.3628[Reply]

I made my first garden this year.
No plants yet but the bed is nice and build like a raised bed. I'm gonna put beans!

 No.3629

Your property looks huge!




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 No.3592[Reply]

Made dinner but I'm not really hungry. But i still hvae to eat or i get really hungry during the night.
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 No.3623

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All I had for dinner tonight is 4 eggs and 1 liter of milk

 No.3624

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>>3594
>No I don't do leftovers
What? But that's the best way to solve the problem. I've gone from splitting every meal i cook from halfs, to 3rds to eventually 4ths.
This way, i'll always be hungry enough to finish every meal i eat, fresh or leftover. It works great!
>>3623
What did you use a whole liter of milk for? The sauce?
Myself i had a leftover mix of tortellini, white beans, ground meat, some vegetables and tomato sauce.

 No.3625

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>>3624
A lot of dishes taste better when they're leftovers too, like lasagna and stews for example. Japanese curry is a good example of how much better a dish can become if you let it sit overnight.

 No.3626

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>>3625
Oh? I've found that most leftovers can taste just as good sometimes, or worse, but never better. Though that could just be that my taste is kind of limited and most meats simply taste "good", and i can't really specify it better than that.
But i've never actually tried the classic japanese curry, so maybe i'm a bit limited on the different types of meals i've tried too...

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>>3624
>What did you use a whole liter of milk for? The sauce?
I drank it up. I was going to make chicken but couldn't get any, so I had to bridge the gap in protein somehow. I had a total of 1.5 liter of milk plus the 4 boiled eggs and 30 grams of whey plus some chicken in the evening
>leftovers
I don't like cold food but I could start doing this now. Just take last night's leftovers for lunch at work




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