No.28269
Make way for sexy! There was a cute and stylish girl that had chic and hip fashion sense. Her ability to always wear the best and be the best dazzled all her fans.
On a rainy Monday morning, she woke up with her hair all frizzled and unkempt. How embarrassing! But she spent extra time maintaining her hair and kept it as fashionable as ever.
For breakfast, she chose a keto paleo vegan gluten-free all-natural food. When she poked it, it meowed and leapt off the kitchen counter to go and use the litterbox.
idk
No.28271
>>28269Could be better.
I need to work on getting the chapters outlined.
No.28272
>>28269eating a cat isn't vegan.... plothole much....
No.28393
I think my dog is dying.
No.28405
>>28393If you were talking in IRC yesterday about her, I think you need to put her down if she hasn't passed away naturally yet. It sounds like it was in a terrible state and you don't want to prolong her suffering.
No.28416
>>28390these flipping shabs making me nutbladder ache
No.28472
>>28471Timing of the picture, she has a resting bitch face but she is a sweetheart.
No.28537
>>28535sphposter...
That's some good advice though, I should just write what I want to write.
No.28549
>>28548Also could spork my amazon collection too, like do snarky bullshit and write my opinions as I'm reading it.
No.28553
*holds up spork*
No.28567
>>28549That could be an interesting exercise, but is a completely different style of writing
No.28586
¥ Andy is stuck in a dungeon core which he can expand the dungeon in all directions given the resources. It’s the post-apocalypse. He got teleported to Eastern Europe, probably in Odessa region; and now he is a simple dungeon, with grand ambitions of just wanting to return home in America, and if that means conquering conquering other dungeons (which he discovers he can do), he’ll do it without question. It’s a war between the dungeons, the adventurers, the militias of man that are fed up with this bullshit. Andy is control of a race of greenskin goblins as his starting race and he has to raise them to become stronger goblins, and he’ll be able to buy orcs and other things. He also discovers that he can create lieutenants, which because he’s a pervert, he ends up having them be mostly women.
That's what I got cookin' for right now, got the Eastern Europe, got the Gacha bullshit, got the RTS/Fantasy Monster bullshit going on, everything is looking UP right now.
No.28599
what is a "dungeon core"
No.28601
>>28599You know how when you have sex with a slime girl you can touch the little orb inside her belly with your dick and make her cum instantly? That's a slime core. Dungeon cores are analogous.
No.28613
>>28599The core of a dungeon; basically it's usually like some gemstone or something that's held up by pillars or something like that.
>>28601That too.
No.28786
why
No.28793
>>28791thank you for posting, Andy.
No.28794
>>28793You are welcome.
Now let me tell you what I might do with this faggot ass cat character.
Might use him in the dungeon story. Maybe as one of the adventurers or maybe that's the avatar the MC takes, don't really know.
All of this is up in the air.
No.28795
>>28794Ah fuck it I could do both, and just have two separate characters.
One being the MC avatar, and the other is some rando adventurer
No.28797
make him a fuckboi in the MC's harem
No.28799
have the dungeon be invaded by edgy menhera female adventurers
the faggot cat is the dungeon master MC and they /ss/ him
No.28801
>>28799You know what, that would be a good first episode kind of deal, like he gets /ss/'d by like 3 angry menhera who are horny as fuck.
No.28804
Okay so I'm trying to figure out the three ~inspiration~ characters, again these are just the placeholder names.
I got like, Roon and Jalter for girls 1 and 2, trying to decide if I should go full balls deep and just thrust in Junko Enoshima as well.
What do you gamers think?
No.28813
>>28812Anyways that's a trap (male) in imageboard conventions.
No.28816
>>28814My friend drew it for me, I think >she used to post on 4/qa/ for a short while too.
No.28822
does your friend have a feminine benis
No.29168
>>29165Have the gothic shab trio rob the MC of some family heirloom that's secretly a macguffin/key needed to unlock a dungeon. After they rob him he chases after them into the dungeon and has to go exploring. Climax of the book is him finding them at the end of the dungeon and having a showdown where he either befriends them Nanoha-style or they beat him and have their way with him. Either way the book should end with 4-way /ss/ with the shabs.
No.29236
>>29202how about: dungeons are pockets of the eldritch/chaos/whatever dimension that started to break through into the civilized world and threaten to spill out horrors man was not meant to know. now adventurers go out to raid the chaos dungeons for power and glory.
No.29239
I'm trying to get my handwriting better, noticed things I wasn't aware of before such as how to hold the pen and the muscle movements, would always use my wrist. I have been keeping a journal but I only write around 3-4 pages a day. Can't think of anything else to write down to practice
No.29306
ehh I'll give the thread zombie status. if there's any other long serious threads I could zombie those too.
should probably look back and unzombie old stuff soon...
No.29338
>>28268I don't have issues writing out drafts of chapters, but everything I write is incredibly derivative. Any tips?
For example, I have half a draft written thats very reminiscent of shoujo shuumatsu ryokou. Advice?
No.29340
>>29338derivate from more stuff at the same time
No.29341
To elaborate on
>>29340, maybe twenty minutes ago it made think about what kinds of possible historical events I could include in the fifteen century-ish fantasy crusade I've been thinking of for the last couple years and I said HEY, LET'S USE THE COMBAT OF THE THIRTY! But since they can all be revived, let's have them fight to the very last man instead.
Then the idea came, well, can I integrate the arcane trickster true neutral nobleman into it? So far I've only really thought of him as that, a wizard-rogue fighting according to the anachronistic verdadera destreza with the development of his abilities tied to astrology, alchemy and medieval maths, but suddenly I asked myself: well, why don't I make him take a part in the fight? He really is the least interesting character out of the party of five, how to better make him fit into the story has been a thorn in my side for some time now, I need to do something about it. In this fight it turns out I don't actually need to restrict myself to light armor or whatever, he can be using full plate and cast spells anyways and take part all the same, when he's the last one on his side standing he can start using them as dishonorable as that may be (his repertoire is all defensive or utility anyways, maybe divination too) like casting invisibility to gain the upper hand against the five or so remaining knights while stepping around the fallen to avoid making clinks and clanks that would give his position away.
And suddenly the next idea comes of having him not just being a sorta outcast scholarly rogue disinterested in pleasantries but actively balancing this with nobleman activities at the forefront of the crusade's diplomacy, and there we go! Charming devil, relevance achieved, while putting it at odds with his clandestine thievery! Thievery that is employed in espionage or unnanounced requisition of funds for himself and otherwise, which folks on his side range from being unaware of to requesting it, and yeah, more interactions, more opportunities, exactly what I was looking for. All of that in ten good minutes of putting ideas together that I did very much steal. The other ten was me writing this.
No.29347
>>29338I remember a saying, a great artist steals without getting caught, while a kuso one steals and is caught.
Basically just "steal" enough of the idea, while changing things so the essence is still there, but its different because its your own twist on it
No.29350
Okay so basically what I got written down at this point is:
¥ MC-kun is playing Tekken 3 in a bowling alley
¥ Some kid plays him, and MC-kun gets distracted by the kid's sister talking rad shit behind him.
¥ He's about to get up and leave when the sister sits next to him for the next round.
I'm thinking here, at this point, I gotta describe what she looks like, thinking basically it's Junko, fuck it. So like what I gotta write is the description, then him playing another round while he's like staring at her tits or something (gotta establish he is a pervert after all).
No.29352
Anyways finished the chapter.
We learn that he has a dungeon core on his necklace, it gets stolen by Junko, and she manages to Harry Potter herself through a brick wall.
Thinking this is going to be like the inactive dungeon that is in the town, and it's a chase or something but she has backup in terms of her two friends maybe?
No.29357
>>29356Damn I could go for some ham right now.
You know what, everything is up in the air.
Thinking like, still having Junko Enoshima, might still have Jalter, still up in the air about Roon or maybe Atago :^D
No.29411
>>29403*creams pants*
phew
No.29413
>>29412Do you have aj ob?
No.29464
nazuna's butt
No.29465
Is really nice I know.
Is her show any good?
No.29466
haven't seen it but /qa/ approves so it must be good
No.29467
>>29465Yes
>>29461Why is Nazuna with Asuna
No.29549
you wouldn't download a cow
No.29550
>>29549I would in a heartbeat
No.29557
are you writing with your meat out
No.29560
>>29557Thankfully no, the meat is stored in the freezer.
No.29567
>>29566Yeah it's a good summary/introduction, I hope to see more from you if you ever write more.
I'm on attempt number #3 of writing this goddamn thing and I am in despair.
No.29568
oh I meant to say you should lie on top of the rope the lifesaver is attached to
No.29569
>>29566there's a draw to this most clear up to line 10 that could make for an absurd short story going at a retardedly breakneck speed that runs through the whole thing as chaotically as possible but i feel like the sexo would make that harder to write, like it's more of an extra you know?
it's possible to write a sekkusu isekai separately and better use those elements there at a different pace
No.29593
Got a bunch of samples and some J's, a friendly african-american of the hoodrat variety gave me a fist bump after I told him what strain this one had like really nice buds and shit.
No.29631
I'm going to play it out in like, some VTT in GURPS.
No.29674
Animorphs has a trick for fighting writer's block - to switch perspectives in between chapters.
No.30001
make the anubis lieutenant a shab
No.30003
>>30001Maybe, yeah actually that would work.
No.30033
Well I got the duo of adventruers cooking in my mind, also got the anthropormothic ("furry") looking floor boss Anubis looking, you know Jacakl headed but with tits.
No.30086
So in today's adventure of not sleeping at all, I played Civ IV (Caveman2cosmo) and right now I'm playing as the fucking Ainu.
I'm still in the ancient age.
No.30207
>>30206>back at the drawing boardwhy though
No.30208
>>30207I'm not liking the way the story is going, but again it's not like there was a massive amount of stuff being written.
No.30209
>>30208well how was it going what was the problem
No.30222
>>30209Just it felt rushed, so I'm going to try again.
No.30224
>>30222trips of okay but more concretely what are you gonna do because you shouldn't just dump it like why is it rushed
No.30304
>>30303why are you like this
No.30305
I'm fickle and if it doesn't catch my interest it dies.
No.30327
https://www.twitch.tv/20spooky40I'm streaming Civ IV
Not streaming right now, but I'll stream intermittently
No.30429
thinking about killing myself and ending it all.
No.30457
>>30455cute 4koma, thanks.
No.30461
>>30455I'd hesitate to recommend tohno since everyone there is so miserable. It has an /r9k/ feel, albeit one with a higher concentration of unusual malcontents instead of bored regular kids.
I wouldn't tell a recovering alcoholic to hang out at a bar and I wouldn't recommend someone that seems to have depression to hang out at tohno.
No.30481
>>30455Shamiko can go fuck itself.
No.30482
All imageboards are the same and the worthwhile communities aren't really communities due to the nature of them. I'm getting older and I can't relate to the average posters in them anymore.
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/1390004/#1393113I don't want to disappoint my past self so this is my faggy "goodbye" post. At least for kissu.
¥See you tomorrowMaybe I'll lurk but I won't post anything. It's so meaningless and I'm hesitant to post this since I doubt anyone cares. It was fun, thanks.
No.30484
>>30482All I'll say is don't feel hesitant to post again if the urge arises because you made this post.
While I've been getting older I've found that my need to actively post has fallen but on the other hand my desire for a stable and friendly community has grown. Imageboards are probably one of the better places for this since I don't really care for identity and having one feels more like maintenance than fun. I probably won't grow out of them like I won't grow out of anime/videogames, but I probably will change how I approach them like I have those too.
No.30486
>>30482Does that mean you hit 30? I think that's an arbitrary reason to abandon your values, but if it's important to you then it's your choice. If kissu was a place with thousands of posts a day with an addictive nature like 4chan I could understand, but it's very easy to focus on other things. People say things like that when they're young because they expect some change in their brain when they get older. But, it turns out you're generally the same person, just more refined in some areas and weaker in others as your environment molds you for better or worse. Holding yourself to standards set when you were younger and dumber isn't necessarily good.
I think if people older than 29 abandoned imageboards altogether there wouldn't be much left these days. You'd just have, uh... I guess the wojak kids, although 4chan wouldn't have been there for them to get their start since there wouldn't be any staff left.
No.30488
He was our friend
He posted here
He's gone now
No.30493
>>30490No, my last post was
>>30481I'm like 100% sure it's a known fact that I type laconicly
No.30496
Okay maybe I should just write fucking fanfiction and maybe set up a patreon for it or something I don't know, I just wanna fuck Roon for real though.
No.30497
>>30496just DO IT
make a wattpad or AO3 and just fwakkin post it, look at this shit:
https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Gojo%20Satoru*s*You/works No.30499
>>30496post your menhera weensperm femdom harem fics and i will read them
No.30503
>>30499I will.
I might have to retool another story and have Roon or Jalter, or Junko Enoshima or something.
God I want to fuck my waifu.
God I wish I had a cosplay gf........
No.30507
>>30505if he's just a rando villager then starting right off with YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT MAOU-SAMA sounds like escalating things too fast, have to start small and work your way up
make villager-kun and his menhera harem fight zombies under the church or something, and something they find there leads into the next plot point
No.30524
>>30505>(which is evil but that isn't revealed until later)the church of the evil sexy goddess of destruction although i know this post is outdated
No.30532
>>30531How about doing doing the opening the other way around. From the perspective of Roon or the
system, noticing that random loser and deciding to support him.
No.30534
>>30532Oh I like that, so have it be like
¥ Demiurge-sama: "Oh wow look at that nerd killing zombies, I guess I should help him out because he's the first one to take to it."Or something along those lines.
And like, bam, she appears after like, he kills some zombies in his apartment and she got like, MG42 and low-powered rigging or something.
No.30536
going to try and kill myself again(USER WAS WARNED (Do not talk like this on kissu PLEASE))
No.30537
I will kill you off the site if you keep this schtick up
No.30539
everyone fucking hates me.
No.30540
if it's hurting you this much take a pause and try to address it
No.30541
there is nothing to address, people hate me
No.30542
everything I do is a fucking disaster.
No.30543
Nothing on kissu or #qa gives that impression, so I suggest to leave the place(s) that fill you with such negativity. Social media, discord, whatever it is. People tend to be awful in most places until you can find your niche
No.30544
I was forced out of the place.
Everyone hates me and I have nowhere to go. I don't want to write anything right now, all of it is going to be shit anyways.
Everyone hates my writing. No one likes it. It's true.
No.30545
I feel like everyone hates me.
No.30546
i don't know what anyone could say, or what you expect them to say
No.30547
>>30546I don't know either.
No one wants me around.
No.30548
>>30543I want to be in a fast pace community but everywhere fucking sucks.
No one fucking likes me.
No one likes my writing.
No.30552
does anyone actually like me?
I feel like no one does.
No.30555
>>30552with how many discord servers you seem to float across i would have to say that yes, people like you
but your instability is a problem that you need to sort out
No.30558
No.
No.30560
>>30555What do you mean instability. It's not my fault others set me off. I'm in this depression spiral now.
No.30562
I don't know what I should do to distract myself..
No.30564
The important thing is that you can't rely or count on others to find the answers for you. You have to live your own life and such.
No.30567
have you tried considering that you're a flawed person and living with your flaws?
No.30568
like, actually look internally at who you are and understand what people don't like. Then when you see the parts of you that you like and others don't you can just tell them to fr*g off and continue being happy?
No.30570
you need to stop thinking about writing these big gay dungeon core litrpg isekai grand strategy let's play stories and just focus on what you actually want to make which is pure smut
literally just write self-insert sex scenes with andy-kun banging his harem of menhera chuuni edgelord goth wives in whatever scenarios you can think of
then continue writing them until you have exhausted all lewd possibilities
once you have done that then maybe you can create a surrounding story to give them context
this is the way
No.30571
>>30570I want to write smut but it feels like I can't do it right.
>literally just write self-insert sex scenes with andy-kun banging his harem of menhera chuuni edgelord goth wives in whatever scenarios you can think ofI think I need a bunch of example scenarios if you can help with that.
No.30572
Feels like everyone hates me and that I can't do anything right. I don't know what I can do to stop feeling this way.
No.30573
>>30571>example scenariosi dunno make something semi-autobiographical about your current mental state
start with andy-kun being a depressed sack of shit and wanting to die and then roon or jalter or whoever admonishes him for being a little bitch and aggressively (gentle) femdoms him
that's the only thing i can think of
No.30576
>>30559this catard just bit me
No.30580
>>30578yeah, don't feel shackled to having to write a worthwhile story
and you can read
>>30498 to see what people are making
No.30582
>>30580But I like writing trashy/worthwhile yet trashy stories...
I don't know, I really should probably just go back into the well of "what fetishes do I have" and go from there.
No.30603
>>30602is Roon a bad guy? she could be in cahoots with the zombies
No.30604
>>30603I don't know, I was thinking more like she's a summoned companion that God forces upon the MC.
she's just batshit for the MC.
No.30611
>>30608bonus points if you use sexo inside of the story
No.30613
>>30608make him get captured by the chuuni women and have them force him to endure a hardcore sexo gauntlet where they take turns raping him all night
No.30637
>>30566I forgot to tell you thanks.
So thank you.
No.30639
Also does anyone play Third Strike?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByBzpvusHe8This stuff goes fucking hard.
No.30647
>>30645mmm maybe you should have AI do this for you if you go through with it
No.30648
>>30647You mean have it outline the plot and have me write it out? Yeah I can do that.
Right now I just have to figure do a lot of replacing I's with you's, shouldn't take long.
No.30651
>>30638neneneji is a great artist
he needs to draw bigger bellies though since his style is perfect for it
No.30652
>>30651I'm more of a fan of the venus shaped the women have, like goddamn I want to fuck someone like that.
No.30653
>>30648no, make the AI replace all the Is with Yous
No.30654
>>30653Oh I already did that by just hitting ctrl+H and then putting it through an AI grammar checker and going from there.
No.30675
will you writesperm
No.30676
Okay so here's the gameplan/outline I got cooking for right now.
Monday arc:
Reader-kun is fleeing through the tunnels and is trying to get his welfare check. This is the postal 2 inspired one. After that, he ends up going to the bank and probably Roon ends up committing warcrimes inside and Reader-kun has to flee.
No.30697
Seems like a lot of the battle-girl genre is inspired by blending Bushido concepts with the Germanic aesthetics of a battle maiden.
No.30698
>>30697We may have read different sources then. In my experiences, bushido is often relegated to side characters, while the story emphasizes the vulnerability (both physical and emotional) of the characters.
No.30701
>>30698It's more like... a twice removed kind of thing. Like the concept of a warrior for justice is inspired by a noble knight who fights for the benefit of the world. So any series where a character battles against the world evokes symbolism of Sentai which is in turn inspired by tales of noble samurai. Some characters evoke the aesthetic more than others, but it's all fundamentally based on Bushido. In the end, all that matters is bravery.
I don't mean the kind of harem inspired thing where characters can't come to the bushido realization and instead just have their problems solved by the intervention of a protagonist
No.30702
So I'm thinking probably like, having the Tuesday arc being something along the lines of: [Note: could change, and Andy-kun and reader-kun are the same person]
Andy-kun ends up going into a larger part of the city, still zombies but it's more of a nusiance then anything. So like yeah, Han Juri or however her name is suppose to go is there right? In the larger part of the city, in a hotel, waiting for her next match which happens to take place here, in the unnamed city. So Andy ends up running into her (She happens to have an objective reader-kun/Andy-kun needs, which is a selfie or something Jesus Christ I feel like an out of touch old man :^( ); she ends up having him fight her, he gets his ass handed to him and she doesn't allow him to get the selfie. [But at the end of the day she ends up sending him a picture of herself naked or something? And her room number]
Roon ends up searching around to find where the synthetic crack is being made and she's off screen for most of Tuesday searching for the government lab in the ciy that is manufacturing this stuff. She wants to destroy it for the good of the reader's health, even though the stuff is hyper addictive and if he doesn't get his fix at least once a day he could very well die.
No.30816
>>30768i'm gonna read it on saturday kinda busy until then
also
>>30723 is a great pic
No.30850
>God spoke to you today. You know that sounds like the start of a schizo rant, but you heard it.
LMAO now that's one way to start a story off
it's irreverent, i laughed several times, though you should really make clear in the description that it's postal-inspired because otherwise the murderhobotry feels weird
it wasn't clear to me how ruined the city is, the general state of things, there are people who seem to be walking around just fine, so maybe add some more details in that regard or make it more absurd, real crazy apocalypse kinda thing
grammatically it has problems with verb tenses not being consistent, switching from past to present and back very often
it's not as to the point as sexo fanfics but i'd like to see what else roon tries to pull in the coming chapters
No.30851
>>30850There's a couple of things:
The city is relatively fine in all honesty, its just there's zombies dicking about. I'll add more detail when I go through it again in the second draft, this is the first drafgt shitpost kind of thing.
I really need to get someone to line edit my writing...
No.30860
>>30858this drawing makes a really common mistake where the boob that is further away is bigger
No.32036
you can get an idea by reading other people's fics, though i guess a lot of them are just sex
No.32037
all the erotica i've ever read has had a focus on more the psychology of the sex more than just the sex itself but at the same time i never read lovey-dovey stuff so there's probably a difference between fetish mind break stuff and vanilla
No.32039
clearly you need to read more eroge
No.32062
So chapter 5 starts with some dialogue and he ends up going to a gas station run by some muslim.
No.32067
the dude who smoked dude vs the pole who smoked pole
No.32069
>>32068What is that wagon wheel pasta?
No.32071
ohh that's why the post didn't show up in the spaghetti thread
No.32074
sauce on that pasta
No.32079
>>32076the anime is next season... what could be the /qa/ belly of the century.
man, I hope they do well but the preview made it seem like their budget is questionable
No.32164
write a daiakuji knockoff
No.32165
>>32164Can you explain to me what that is?
No.32166
Oh hell I could do that, with like, maybe a small portion of Venezuela that my gay ass fucking Mary-sue fucking ass has to go and do a Contra/conquest regions of the map or something maybe I don't know.
Thanks for influencing this idea
No.32169
Fuck it, big idea:
Do a Goku vs Goku Negro type situation, but on a world where what I want in history to go right happens.
No.32170
even better idea
have goku engage in mass battle against actual negroes
No.32171
Goku teams up with Laura to beat up people that say the C word
No.32288
what game will you wargame
No.32290
will you use your edgy battle harem to do battle
No.32291
Haven't been established at this point in the story.
But in my head, what I'm thinking is that one of the subordinate officers ends up making a name for herself in the battle. What I have to do, and I'm just writing this out for my sake, is indicate one of the units that has this hero attached to it (that being the cute subordinate officer).
No.32319
I'm gonna say it.
Smiling Friends is really good.
No.32320
yeah i enjoy it when my friends smile too
No.32349
>>32342yo, is this idea fire?
No.32355
alright, going to try the wargaming thing again tomorrow or something fr fr
No.32366
>>30696I think they are pretty cool fr fr.
No.32368
Fuck it I also gotta read SAO sometime, or just have a fucking text to speech read it to me.
fr fr anyone fw TTS program?
No.32370
>>32368I think windows has some built-in, but I don't really have much experience using it apart from trying it out in a AI frontend thing. It's lowkey mid af because it lacks emotion.
There might be better ones out there now, but you probably have to pay for them
No.32421
The fr fr was implied frig off
No.32446
I got inspired by my EU4 game, going to try and will it into a project.
This is what I wrote so far:
Basically it's like uhh, MC-kun is a out-of-timer, not from this timeline and got imported as a count.
It starts with him at court, discussing the affairs with some of his courtiers, when it hits him that he doesn’t remember any of this, and that its like everything was on auto pilot or something. He gets his bearings, and ends up getting drafted as an officer for a war against Western Rome. He loses his land afterwards by the king who seizes it for more tax revenue. Landless, he travels to the city of Dijon, where he happens upon a smartphone.
This smartphone is out of place, out of time. And it has access to a bunch of different powers, and he has 1000 points to spend. But while that’s happening, bandits are starting to approach, and he ends up acquiring Rambo-type weaponry, a machine gun. After gunning down the bandits and looting them for money, he learns that he still has 1000 points to spend because that was free.
He ends up entering the court of King Hughes to address his land seizure, ready to use the machine gun at any cost. He arrives, the year is 565, September, the army is still in Dijon. A pretender revolt breaks out, a minor branch of the Burgundian family line has declared themselves the rulers, this happens in Nice. The King promises to return his land if he assist the military with putting down the uprising.
He arrives, the city of Nice has been conquered by the rebels. The two armies clash, but that isn’t important, Andy is off capturing and enslaving the rebel leaders that are still hiding in the city, speeding up the siege. While that happens, there’s a noble revolt in Valencia. The king cock teases him and we learn that the king is planning on invading the Visigoths again and expanding into Gaul. King tells him he has a choice, either he has to stop the siege in Valencia, or spy on the Visigoths. He ends up deciding to spy on the Visigoths.
The rebels end up conquering Valencia, and the rebels march through Visigoth land into Nice again. Andy is recalled and fights the rebels, gets injured for his troubles. The rebels are defeated and the noblemen peasants are sold back to different lords. The southern Iberian Burgundy states were not happy to be under the command of foreign rulers. Heavily wounded, he’s still in Nice, Burgundy (known as Nizza) and makes contact with what appears to be the Virgin Mary, it isn’t the Virgin Mary, its some goddess of some kind. Tells him every time he uses the phone his memories go blank. Discovers that he bought this “perk” while in Dijon but had his mind wiped, now remembering it. Anyways, goddess heals him, gives him slow regenerative health. Just to be clear, he remembers buying the free perk, but the goddess perk, had his memory wiped.
He’s sent back into Visigoth territory where he learns that the Visigoth’s leader is a woman. The king is a queen. Like, Saber from Fate Stay/Night type shit. Learns this is one of the effects of a perk he bought. This applies to the whole world now, most of the leaders are now women. Most of the minor noblemen are still men. He stays there for a couple of years, at least 2 years. Discover that he is looking through old documents and trying to forge new ones to prove that more of the Iberian Peninsula belonged to the Burgundian/Arian Kingdom. Returns back to King Hughes after he is caught.
King Hughes is now a woman.
No.32452
>>32451It's just an outline of what I might write
No.32453
>>32452yeah i hope you dont
No.32456
>>32455that's not how this work vermin
No.32457
I've never posted cirno in my life...
No.32463
Okay so got this pregnant snake, stays surrounded by long hairs.
I keep procrastinating on the Roon x Reader story, might need to bullshit dialogue between the two of them while they are in line at the bank, and right before he cashes his check, some gang of neo-nazis come in and Roon kills them because she's like "lolno, commander-kun is too important to be killed." Also his check bounces.
Also got like another story, it's minecraft logic sorta bullshit kinda maybe:
Basically the main character is stuck in a minecraft ass setting, wilderness, trying to find his way home. Humanity is sparse but those who are there, they are hyper violent and will kill the main character on sight. There are monster girl villages that are hostile but when MC-kun helps out in a raid he ends up being welcomed.
Then we go from there.
No.32487
Okay so I actually managed to start outlining anotha story, basically minecraft but with monster girls.
No.32493
>>32488Basically MC-kun is stuck in mamono-minecraft and he wants to escape before he turns into an incubus.
No.32495
>>32487wasn't this the subject of an old nyanners video
No.32496
>>32495No idea.
But I got the outline written out for the first five chapters.
>Ch:1 Starts with him entering the world, opens with him taking a nap after searching for a job. Wakes up in the other world and ends up having to fight a witch. This witch got huge tits, and the MC ends up defeating her after getting killed a bunch of times to her magic. He ends up fucking her and takes her as a healer-slave and guide. We learn that there are monster villages, and she’s the same as the protagonist, someone who was transported. But she’s been here for at least a year, got turned into a lesser succubus, and joins the MC party because he has a shitload of mana in his balls. Basically he’s a free meal ticket, and she’s super jaded, could easily kill him but the slave magic has backfired and now she’s his slave. Not cynical, just jaded. Hates this world. Witch has really huge tits by the way. [Her goal is to go to hell and discover some ancient documents to help her magic.] >ch:2 Starts off on the border of the rainforest and volcanic plains (black sand). While traveling through black sands,they end up having to fight a naked-tiger-hippo, with tusks. It’s on the hunt, ends up chasing the MC and the buxom witch uses her magic. She runs out of magic at the last moment, and he discovers that he can cast magic, shoots a raw bullet of magic into the tusk-tiger-hippo’s head. Blows it head off. By the end of the chapter he tries to break the enslavement spell, but it fails, and learns that he needs to go to a temple to free the curse.>Chapter 3 Duo arrive in a thorp, only two families are living there. One is a minotaur family, a proud warrior race. The other is a sheep-girl family who farm. It’s in a prairie, mud brick walls and thatch roof. Talks with the Minotaur first, they want to get their golden ax’s back, they think the sheep-girls took it. He heads over, learns that a bandit took it. He sets off to a dry forest, ends up having to save-scum the fight, loses the first time, second time the witch gets killed, third time he wins the battle and doesn’t get the witch killed. Learn how to use a tentacle spell that rapes the bandit. Bandit woman is very skimpy/slutty dressed, huge breasts, obsecne ass, red-hair, fair skin. Takes the golden ax back, Andy finds a collar that enslaves the buxom woman, the three of them end up going back to the village>Chapter 4: They arrive back at the hamlet. There’s a raid on the horizon in the east, but Andy is tasked with going to the west (more volcanic plains) to save the sheep-girls mom, (motherly hips, normal-big size chest, fluffy) who got kidnapped. While traveling through the fields, a male bandit appears. He’s a lesser-incubus/corrurpted human. Andy is stabbed, but the second time around, he killed the lesser-incubus. Learns that this will be his fate if he doesn’t escape this world. A rape-hungry beast. After a short bit of traveling they make it to the bandit hideout, which is a small fortified campsite. He makes a save here, charges in, and gets shot for his trouble. >Chapter 5: Group enters the camp, Andy draws aggro and discovers that he can have the tentacles cast magic too. Bandit-slave steals a bunch of firearms. Witch kills most of the bandits using a well placed fireball. They loot the camp, find the sheep mom and head out. They end up having to fight 6 alligator-headed hyaenas. Andy at first gets killed, returns back to the camp. They try to stay at the camp for the night, only to have the sheep-mother die. Finally they are forced to go in, and they kill the 6 alligator headed hyaenas. They make it back to the hamlet, sheep-girls heal their mom. The Minotaur matriarch tells Andy that he needs to collect material to build the portal, and points him in a direction that has a lot of said material. Sheep-mom wakes up, tells him that he needs two very rare (but craftable) items to open the portal to hell. Sheep-mom has one of the items, and gives it to Andy.That's all I got so far that's complete. Going to start writing it soon(tm)
No.32498
>>32497look at all that sperm
No.32499
>>32498spikes that remove the refractory period and makes you produce more semen :D
No.32500
>>32499that sounds really dangerous what if you sperm out all of your bodily fluids and die from dehydration
No.32502
>>32500That's a really good question, I think from what I recall from the monster fuckers is that you gotta keep hydrated or something.
No.32503
although dying is far from a rarity with monstergirls
No.32504
>>32503Aren't they extracting essence too/mana or whatever the fuck its called?
No.32505
>>32504iunno depends on the setting or individual monster even
No.32528
Started gaming in this game called Mad Island, its alright.
No.32537
thinkinga bout killing myself
got nothing to live for
no one watns to hire me
try to find work, no one wants to hire me
No.32538
i already have the rope ready, just need to get it tied up and ready to go
fuck my life
No.32540
Okay so where do I talk about wanting to kill myself without getting reported by mandatory reporters.
No.32541
Well, ideally nowhere...
It's okay to feel down and depressed and stuff, but talking about suicide is extreme. You say it when you're having a bad day, but for other people talk of suicide has far graver implications and seeing talk of it can ruin their mood or worse.
No.32542
the mandantory reportard
No.32548
I feel somewhat better, having to workshop the minecraft but with monster girls into another thing, which is just MC-kun is stuck on a hostile island/continent that is filled with a bunch of pissed off people;
>>32543thank you for the Jalter image.
No.32552
>>32551>>Malariahuh what did you have in mind?
No.32553
>>32552I'm thinking that the MC gets malaria and has to get pills.
Or he has to deal with a malaria outbreak.
Something along those lines.
Far Cry 2 is a really good game, you should play it.
No.32555
>>32551Combine some of them. Like take
>Elementalists>Piratesand create pirate mages who do battle with elemental artillery attacks.
No.32556
>>32553pills are gay. the malaria/whatever cure should be fancy and fantastical, like some super secret rare herb or something hidden on the island that the factions would do battle over. Mc-kun could encounter a hot witch doctor shaman girl who knows about it and ally with her to find it. and of course naturally at some point he would conquer her with his dick but that's getting further ahead.
No.32557
MALARIA ELEMENTALISTS
No.32563
also looking at bra sizes for research
No.32564
Slime Fight
The forest was rustling with anticipation. Grass parted for an aquamarine crystal storm. The slime, a predator known to many and feared by all, produced a guttural sound, a rumbling of desperate hunger. The slime was on a hunt for its next prey, drooling, leaving behind an obscene liquid trail of saliva and dopamine. A slight sickly smell rose from the fluids. Clearly, this slime had a feral disposition and would readily digest anything that was slow or stupid enough to get in its way. To a slime, there was no distinction between friend or foe; it only knew of food. Traces of insect legs and stubborn dirt particles clung to its volatile and greedy core -- the result of its previous feeding frenzy. Gurgling sounds arose as the core began to vibrate and an unstable pitch sounded as the slime prepared itself for battle. Truly, a vicious and brutal fight was about to commence.
I don't want to write "level 1 slime fights in the small beginner forest" anymore. But how do I progress my isekai?
No.32565
>>32564So if I was in your position, I'd introduce like, big ass slime boss after MC-kun ganks a bunch of slimes.
Maybe have it block the only path to what could be civilization. And MC-kun ends up using some kind of skill after brute force isn't enough.
Or have it be like, he ends up beating the boss like it's a puzzle or something (good luck with that because I'm dogshit at puzzles).
I believe in you!
No.32566
>>32563Let me know what you find out.
And probably just vern since he's uh... quite a character heheheheh
No.32583
I managed to enable virtualization on my computer finally. Thank God.
Feel like a man managing to dick around in the BIOS
No.32599
I ended up fucking around with AI all day, made approximate visualizations of the first four women that the MC ends up forming a tribe with.
No.32602
Yeah the AI looks like shit, but fuck it, I just needed something to help with visualizing shit.
No.32604
are you erping with ai to help yourself writesperm your sex scenes
No.32607
>>32604Not yet but I'm planning on doing something like that.
No.32629
>>32628you posted this pic in this very thread no less than four days ago
No.32633
>>32630i'd flip these shabs
No.32661
Happy America day
No.32665
Is there any good tech boards that do AI chat stuff that isn't 4chan because goddamn /g/ is dogshit outside of the proxies.
No.32666
you know what boggles my noggles
slut only has stupid synonyms: harlot, promiscuous woman
whore implies she's doing it for money
No.32667
>>32666>whoreno that's prostitute whore is regularly non-professional
you can also use whore when you're really upset at a woman and scream
YOU WHORE even if she didn't do anything sexual
No.32680
So in today's attempt.
I don't know what I want to write.
Maybe redo the postal thing, make it more murderhoboy/wilderness crawl where he has to do tasks from of the five girls?
Anyone seeing where I'm going with this? Because I don't.
No.32681
>>32680take all the things you've already written, give them a new coat of paint, and throw them together into a blender
it's the umpteenth time i'm telling you this and i still don't believe there's anything better to say
No.32682
>>32681That's what I'm doing though?
No.32687
You know, what, got an idea.
Could just make a gamelit thing, where the stats are hardcoded but you can make "choices"
trying to have that same feel as uh, Time Crisis if anyone played that? God damn I wanna play Time Crisis again.
No.32688
>>32682it's not, because
>>32687 and you keep writing new things from scratch
No.32689
>>32688This isn't a new thing, this is a remix of the Postal 2 story with Roon.
No.32723
So I started working on a gamebook, you know like a fighting fantasy kind of thing.
Actually just making it in twine.
No.32784
>>32780Did I say finish? That's way to optimistic for right now, more like finish the second mission route.
No.32796
why not have both
No.32801
MC-kun should be a support/commander type character that empowers his allies with leadership skills or something. But maybe it would be awkward to have 3/4ths of the party be support characters. so maybe make him like a tank/fighter/support hybrid.
>Maybe have it as a gamebook so the reader can choose which way they want to do objectives and stuff changes if you do it in a certain way.
You could have it split into multiple VN-style routes at various points, like in the Yosuga no Sora anime.
No.32802
>>32801Oh I should check that out.
I was thinking like, he's the leader of the group but he's the one that thrusts himself into dangerous situations.
Fuck it this is fanfiction, for right now let's just say they're trying to find the body parts of some kind of god (let's go with Jesus Christ), each girl has a reason for wanting the whole body.
No.32803
Or hell could just change their names and slightly alter the appearance to get around international copyright :^D
No.32804
Fuck I should reread part 7 again.
No.32806
>>32805Of course. Colorized too.
No.32808
>>32806Coincidentally, I just started reading it a few days ago and I'm at vol 6 right now. Without spoiling too much (I already know
Gyro dies and a bunch of what happens with Valentine), what did you like best about it?
No.32809
>>32808Well the last time I read it to completion so that was during... Part 4 was being released on Friday?
God I miss Jojo Fridays, fuck the netflix thing.
But I'm rereading it now.
I think my favorite thing is the Napkin Quote that mister Valentine gives, I think about it every day.
No.32810
HOLY SHIT TRUMP GOT SHOT
No.32811
fucking wild that Roon would just shoot him like that
No.32812
You know what, I got a terrible idea.
Basically it's Andy, Junko Enoshima, Roon, and Jalter (flips between Berserker and Avenger) traveling across a subcontinent looking for the body parts of Jesus Christ. This isn't Earth but there's a lot of places with the same names.
The subcontinent is in the middle of a warring states, where a bunch of city-states and squabbling warlords are at war with each other. That's the backdrop.
Andy wants the parts because he assumes if he makes the corpse whole, Christ will come back to life. He's considered the fool for Christ, he can't kill but he can incapacitate his opponents.
Jalter is one of the squabbling warlord who wants the corpse parts so it can have her nation be blessed by God.
Roon doesn't want the corpse, was saved by Andy after she was found on the beach, her rigging gone, she's slowly regaining her rigging but she isn't at full strength at the start.
Junko Enoshima is a courtesan/chaos mage that has goals of apotheosis and wants to use the corpse parts to become the "[continent] God of Despair and Resurrection" who joins the party after learning that Andy has a part. Charms the ever living hell out of him and she joins the party. Plans on backstabbing Andy at the end, maybe even she succeeds at first at becoming a God, but Andy manages to defeat her and force the corpse parts out of her? Spitballing here. She's going to be the villain definitely.
No.32813
>>32812L I T E R A L L Y sbr
No.32814
>>32813:^D
That's the joke. But I wanna write it.
No.32872
you know what, fuck it, go iwth, fucking, something like uh, RPG party but with four menheras and a guy and they have to travel across some flippin' continent that's like, mostly rocky apparently, there's like, big ass forests mountains too, but like, you know they all start off with nothing except the clothes on their backs and they gotta survive out in the wilds until they find civilization of any kind or something.
No.32877
>they all start off with nothing except the clothes on their backs
why not have them start out without even that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No.32882
Okay how about
>>32872basically this but like, four menhera and self-insert kun traveling across a continent by foot, getting dommed by them because he doesn't really know how to handle this kind of shit, and is mostly good at fighting but not with women that kind of stuff don't know.
thinking like
it's like uh
Got
¥ Junko Enoshima¥ Juri Han¥ Jalter¥ Ame-chan No.32885
>>32884okay keep doing it
No.32924
In today's adventure,
¥ Andy got isekai'd with his step-sister whose freaking the fuck out at the start, he's emotionally drained from having to deal with her before getting isekai
¥ Two other women get isekai into the world, a magical girl with BPD and bipolar, and Junko fucking Enoshima.
¥ Anyways so the step-sister is super possessive and is fighting the magical girl, Andy gets knocked to the ground while the two are fighting
¥ Junko makes him watch, pinning him to the ground, degrading him for doing not trying to stop it, reveling in his despair as he starts to really believe it
That's all I got so far.
No.32926
>>32924>Junko makes him watch, pinning him to the ground, degrading him for doing not trying to stop it, reveling in his despair as he starts to really believe itwait believe what
also the magical girl should defeat the stepsister and then rape andy-kun while she's forced to watch
also why is she his stepsister and not his blood related sister
No.32928
>>32926>wait believe whatthat's he is useless or somesuch or whatever
>also why is she his stepsister and not his blood related sisterBecause I'm like 100% sure payment processors (no, 200% sure) go full kike mode and tell you you can't publish something like that.
Fucking hebrews.
No.32947
In today's adventure
Back to the drawing board.
No.32959
Beautiful potential returns on my us holdings
No.32967
>>32959lmaooooooooooooooooooo
ooo
No.32968
>>32958I so sad!
I did great job!
So tremendous!
So beautiful!
Wow!
Great people!
No.32970
Anyways so basically just the idea is mount and blade but with menheras and trying to find basically the dragon balls but not really
>>32968how is that webpenis moving
No.32975
You know what, should just have the characters be introduced gradually or something I don't know.
thinking here.
No.32978
Does anyone know any good proxies for AI shit?
No.33000
Had an epiphany, the story be like:
No.33001
>>33000Fuck you.
Anyways.
Premise is like:
¥ MC got a corporate sponsor to stream in a VRMMORPG world, has that kind of collapsed nation feel, but he has to do missions from the sponsor if he wants more money.¥ Along the way he runs into a guild of a bunch of cosplay women who are very into character which should be revealed that it's actually them :^) who end up becoming rivals with him and end up trying to femdom him and shit.¥ Basically its his slice of life adventure traveling and doing petty missions that kind of shit No.33003
>>33001Actually scratch the petty missions part, actually don't but you get the idea, gotta collect like, the seven body parts of the Jesudda in this VR world for glory and fame.
MC sets off by himself, the seven guild members set off and work together to find them.
No.33041
what if the specific places are actually the body parts of various shabs and he has to "draw" the sigils on them with his sperm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No.33042
I got a quibble, I think litrpgs are ass because they show the stats and all that, like, the numbers mean jack shit to me, I don't care, I don't read stat blocks that aren't going to be narratively important.
>>33041That might work, I'll keep that in mind maybe.
No.33046
I'm doing a bunch of frontloading goddammit I feel like a hack.
No.33053
I should really play Far Cry 2 some more.
When I feel like the chapter is worth posting I'll post it. If anyone could do grammaritcal corrections that would be mucho great.
No.33077
Like uhh, yeah I'm just redoing this
>>33044 pretty much.
No.33107
what kind of zine
No.33187
Okay so gamebook/Fighting Fantasy (you know, with dice rolls and math) idea:
Replace Andy with your own name it'll make as much sense.
¥ Andy is stuck in a Unnamed African Country with other mercenaries; his goal? Escape the country back to America, problem, all the borders are closed in the UAC; only way out is through paying a smuggler a huge amount of blood diamonds to escape.
No, it isn't a copy of Far Cry 2, it's a reimagining with my own flair on it
I also have Eastern Ukraine War 1992 edition where the Donbas region is a buffer zone between Russia and Ukraine
No.33216
Okay yeah, still doing the fighting fantasy kind of thing, I just need to figure out what it should be about...
No.33222
>>33187okay but where are the corpse parts and the president of the united states?
No.33223
>>33222In a different story?
No.33391
Alright I smoked a joint, going to just write (Reader) x Roon postal adventure.
No.33392
make the next weekend css be based on this thread somehow
No.33393
>>33392Maybeperhaps use this image as the background?
No.33400
this weird dream again deja vu
No.33401
>>33400Yeah it's a fucking repeat episode where I end up trying to write a fucking crossover with like
¥ Junko Enoshima¥ Junko (the MILF) from 2hu¥ Juri Han¥ Roon ¥ >>33399 those two¥ I know I'm forgetting someone but I don't know who¥ Wait uh, a couple of normal-power-level like uh, that one BPD-streamer that can turn into a magical girlMaybe have my faggot OC be the MC I don't fucking know, who fucking cares no one reads this shit.
No.33404
>>33401>that one BPD-streamer that can turn into a magical girlKAngel
>who fucking cares no one reads this shiti read this and i'm waiting to read more just DO IT
No.33410
have it be like Drifters where a bunch of historical figures get summoned into a fantasy world to battle it out for some reason i can't remember, except instead of historical people it's your edgeslut gachawifves
and your trap catboy oc can be the mc too just make sure the shabs /ss/ him because that one kissufren who's into straight traps will appreciate it
No.33415
>>33393>>33394Centered and scaled to fill the screen or tiled?
What anonymous name do you want?
Do you have any small image to post in each post reply? (transparent or simple background preferably)
No.33416
>>33415¥ Centered and scaled.¥ RooninI don't really have any small images to post in each reply gomen ;_;
No.33418
>>33413Okay so how about it's written like it's a gamebook and it's either you "win" and progress the story or lose and have sex.
Have people actually read gamebooks before?
You know, it's like CYOA shit but more schizophrenic
No.33422
>>33421i think i don't understand what a gamebook is
No.33424
>>33423alright, how do the stats come into play? is it a matter of passing or failing checks?
also, how many demons are going to come into play? are they rapey by any chance?
No.33425
>>33424>is it a matter of passing or failing checks?Yeah pretty much, I haven't gotten to what skills should be added yet, but I got combat skills.
>also, how many demons are going to come into play? That's a really good question, don't know, he has to find a way to hell first.
>are they rapey by any chance?yes No.33426
>>33425awaiting further developments
No.33427
are the rapey demons boys or girls, this is important
No.33428
i am anonymous and retract my claim, it is completely unimportant
No.33429
>>33427Girls, duh.
Maybe some futa. Who knows.
No.33434
What I got so far is two paths that are the exact same in layout, just written differently.
No.33446
Fuck. I don't want to write a goddamn thing right now but I need to.
No.33447
>>33431this is oddly niche fanart
>>33446and this is an odd sentiment i don't understand
No.33448
>>33447I tried to start writing something, and its like, fuck I don't got anything.
Writer's block I guess.
No.33449
>>33448in that case review the structure or throw out ideas beyond the immediate and see how to make them fit
No.33455
>>33451you already have some traits listed in the book, so ask yourself what kind of future check you could write with it
what's athletic for
that's a good starting point
No.33456
im gonna try out "fictionpress" see if they accept 200 word short stories
No.33467
>>33466Menhera drug adventure? That might work for me.
No.33472
test
No.33507
dog has cancer, two tumors, one in her chest the other in her rear.
fuck
No.33523
>>33516I had her since I was 9, iirc she's 17 or something. Very well lived but goddamn cancer is a horrible way for her.
I don't want to see my dog in pain...
No.33538
>>33528what even is "hard mode".........
No.33549
tried writing, didn't turn out..
No.33550
>>33549Okay let me rephrase that again.
I did write, I wrote about 500 words, not a lot but still, it feels informal, and I have to use numbers in the story instead of just abstracting it by using descriptions.
No.33576
Wrote 1,200 words today, on a story I'm probably never going to work on again.
No.33593
goddammit I'm overthinking shit again
No.33613
You know what fuck it going to run with the guy stuck with a 1000 women but goddamn is he a dipshit
Basically he keeps getting raped and it's a bitch
No.33614
>>33613reverse rape reverse rape reverse rape
No.33702
started working on something yeah.
No.33712
so theres this mysterious new student at magic academy and he is to be tested
first he needs to put his hand on a crystal ball. he takes it and smashes it against the ground
then he must test his knowledge. the examiner asks "what is two plus two" and he says "10 trillion"
No.33713
>>33712does he get raped for this
No.33720
I am watching football, go Baltimore!
Got this story I'm slowly writing, just going to write small chapters
No.33733
the baltimore oreos
No.33741
Lions won, thank god
No.33746
i do not need a spreadsheet to know if a game will be woke or not
i can just run a quick check in my head on whether it's a modern game or older than 2012 as well as if it was created by Western developers or not.
No.33747
>>33743thank you for supporting the urkaine
No.33748
>>33742almost 1500 games how does he do it
No.33752
>>33742But I don't do wokeshit?
No.33771
Fuck it got an idea, thinking about trying to write 5k a day and go from there.
No.33837
>>33810Oh I mean like 5k words a day hopefully, I haven't started yet because I don't have any good projects started up yet ;_;
No.33846
>>33837Have you considered starting with just stream of consciousness "automatic writing" as a kick off point?
Start walking and then find the destination.
No.33864
>>33846I need to try doing that again, yeah.
No.33927
>>32812you know what fuck it let's just redo this again or something maybe
No.33928
i would LIKE to be desentized at this point but the total absence of progress still makes me suffer
No.33937
Well the Lions won, was a heavily defensive second half, kinda bullshit not going to lie.
No.33989
Reread JoJo Part 1 (it's a really good part), now rereading JoJo part 2.
No.33995
I got an idea, but I might forget so here's what I wrote.
Okay so how about:
Andy is contacted by the Intergalactic Games Commission Network while he is playing video games and is told that he's going to be turned into essentially a RTS-commander, fighting to gain control of planets.
Basically his body is destroyed, now he's stuck as an incorporeal thing that is stuck inside a core.
He was chosen because he is considered really good at RTS games.
He's told by the IGCN that with each battle he wins, the more planets he gains for his empire, that is disjointed and all over the galaxy/universe. Once he learns how to use FTL he can be able to truly interact with his empire instead of having to pay attention to each planet indivdually.
He has to fight battles to gain more planets. Each planet he fights on is potential property for him or the aliens he is fighting. These are his worlds to keep.
Basically he's fighting battles to gain planets, these planets are then used to build civilizations that are used to fight in these protracted battles.
It begins with him starting off with one planet, given to him by the IGCN as a freebie, and he starts off with a pool of points that he can spend on his army.
The planet he starts off with is in the stone age.
He has a limited amount of points that he can spend. He decides that he should spend points into offense and speed; and giving the stone swords and axes obsidian points.
He is sent on his first skirmish for the world. Discovers that he can take control of a single unit, takes control and ends up waiting, builds up an army of swordsmen and spearmen.
He is fighting someone that is basically a generic enemy, like nothing to write home about, no special abilities that kind of shit. Like Andy ends up winning the battle by leading and its a bloodbath because he can take control of his pawns at will, switching to different bodies as they get killed.
No.34037
People who defend Nintendo (on /v/) are niggercattle, holy shit, fuck Nintendo and fuck the entire gaming industry.
No.34046
bad chatbot roleplay
cc = chatbot
hh = human
cc hello i am courtney what is your name
hh jake
cc hello jake how are you today
hh im good
cc how do you feel about im good
hh i feel fine about it thanks
cc you're welcome. what do you want to talk about
hh my gf and i broke up recently
cc did you enjoy broke up recently
hh no i didn't
cc im glad that you didn't
hh i guess it was for the best
cc why do you guess
hh she was controlling and manipulative
cc are you controlling and manipulative
hh not really no
cc does not really no concern you
hh i know im the better half but this was too much
cc do you like being the better half
hh tbh yeah. maybe i was exaggerating how bad my gf was
cc it seems you enjoy how bad my gf
hh i might have to reflect on that
cc it is good that you reflect on that
hh yeah i should try looking for her good parts
cc her good parts
hh she def has those. anyway thanks you've been helpful
cc how do you feel about thanks you've been helpful
hh bye
No.34055
anyways so basically I think I got somethign working
No.34068
got to part 4, I think I'm on the second half, Cinderella got blown the fuck out
No.34129
started work on a project
No.34150
dog has cancer, shit is really going to hell for me, please advise
No.34153
>>34150Has she been treated? You last mentioned this two months ago.
No.34155
Sorry to hear. It's the worst part of being a pet owner.
It's a tough decision to make, but it's part of your responsibility as owner and friend to seriously consider her quality of life. If she still seems happy and not struggling in pain then you can continue to treat her symptoms, but the time will come when you need step in and let her go...
No.34158
>>34155she's still eating, she has pain pills, I don't know when it'll be the end for her.
No.34290
test
No.34291
Weird, anyways Detroit won :^D
No.34346
dog is being put down on thursday...
No.34366
>>34346;_;
I'll pray for her at the doggy temple.
No.34381
⦤( • ᴗ • )⦥
I stayed up all night watching movies and making sure my dog didn't go to the bathroom in the house.
No.34404
>>34401this dog is DEAD and here's why (you won't believe it)
No.34405
>>34404She got put to sleep anon, it isn't that difficult.
No.34466
Does Kuon enjoy candy corn?
Goddamn do I love candy corn.
No.34471
>>34455I think it's fine, normal and even healthy. It's not like you're manifesting an animal from the aether, there are dogs out there right now that need homes and families. Try to adopt one from a shelter instead of buying one from a breeder if you can.
People need to keep living their lives and it benefits your family and the pet-to-be to do it sooner rather than later.
I think Kuon would agree.
No.34486
>>34485Might not even be a week, but the idea is like, the plot goes around doing the innocuous errands that end up turning into action movie adventure bullshit.
Kuon isn't in the story at all.
No.34532
I don't think Kuon ever had an Cornish Pasty before, because goddamn these are really good.
There's a little Pasty shop near my house.
No.34533
>>34532wouldn't mind seeing kuon wear pasties
No.34535
>>34534Damn, this Kuon lora really is giving some great results
No.34537
>>34536ai kinda going crazy with that anatomy
No.34543
after deliberations, going to probably start working on something later on tonight
No.34578
A scantily clad woman walks up to your desk.
"I'm here to apply for unemployment benefits!" she yells.
"Okay... What was your previous occupation?" you ask.
She thumps her chest proudly.
"Thief!"
No.34596
who did you voted for
No.34599
>>34595you better have voted for CUNNY harris
No.34601
why did you choose cunny if you don't like her
No.34602
>>34601Because Trump
might cut my insurance.
No.34610
>>34606Heh the funny 1488 number
No.34616
>>34606keep your kuso wojak words on your kuso wojak site
it's already bad enough that /secret/ is going to be /pol/ for a week or two and I'm not allowed to nuke it all
No.34625
the woyjak-hating sager
No.34643
Fuck you for stickying the fucking fart thread
No.34661
>>34648wow this roon has really big boobers
No.34723
I Thought I Isekai'd Into The GATE Universe But I'm Fighting In The Bush With The Right Arm Of The Free World?!
Money. Fucking. Title.
No.34729
fire cock with me
No.34822
Gotta remake the poll.
No.34848
will the mc breed the heroine's pits
No.34891
These chapters are short but I don't mind.
Right now the main character is trying to figure out what a GATE is, you know, like a star-gate but fuck are star-gates trademarked? Whatever I gotta find another word for GATE. Or I could just say its called a GATE for a reason or some shit?
Also fuck it yeah there's a Junko Enoshima cosplayer in the bush working with the MC.
>>34848He might cum on one yeah probably. Pit sex is pretty hot.
No.34896
>>34895*the MC is a good enough shot
Anyways so tomorrow going to try and finish chapter 4.
No.34904
It is the middle of the day and I haven't worked on it yet, going to do so probably at night.
No.34917
I regret to inform everyone that I did not write yesterday.
Going to take a caffeine pill maybe.
No.34921
Berserk is still shit though, normalfag shit, please read any other fucking manga please.
No.34923
>>34922Literally anything else.
No.34925
>>34924I refuse to elaborate.
No.34927
Officially 5k words into this terrible cool idea
No.34929
In another world, there are bibles strewn about the Earth. Priestesses quote passages from them to cast magic. They don't understand what they are chanting and they don't actualy need to recite the quotes to use magic, but they don't know that.
don't feel like writing
No.34936
>>34725I really like this image...
No.34947
>""""cosplayers""""
please explain
No.34951
Basically "oh they were dressed like [insert waifu of the week] when they died"
No.34954
Think like uh, Tails gets Trolled but done with less effort and it feels even more schlocky but who gives a shit.
No.34980
You know what, I just had a thought.
Why not just have it so Junko Enoshima is in the story instead of just being cosplayers?
No.34981
why didn't you just do that in the first place
No.34982
>>34981Because I didn't think I could do it properly with writing her character.
No.34995
>>34994ASSIGNMENT: compile a list of all the 2d women you need and why
No.35004
>>34997Well as of right now:
>Junko Enoshima (That's always a given, god I wanna fuck her)>Roon (Very cute, apparently yandere or some shit (think some of the botegirls from AL are like that too though) with that creepy smile that is actually really cute though.)>Juri Han (Holy shit I want her to beat me up)>Atago[AL] (Holy shit I want her to hold me tight)>Atago[KC] (Thick blondes are always good)>Haruka (SK) (She's always been on the backburner god I want to fuck her)>Ashley Graves (Very cute, wish she was my sister...)>Asuna[BA](Again, stacked blonde with that cute ass grin on her face is always a plus)>Galko-chan (Holy shit wife material)>Junko[2hu] (Need MILF)>BB[Fate] (I really like smug bratty women that I can dominante but choose not to do so because where's the fun in that?)>Sakura Igawa (Need to fuck holy shit)>Power (Chainsaw man) (I have bad taste in women and I wouldn't mind fucking her.)>Yukari [2hu] (Need eternally young and cute wife)>Ame-chan (God damn mentally ill women are a fucking turn on goddamn it makes me feel like I'm not alone)I could probably think of some more but this is what I can think of right now.
No.35005
>>35004Forgot about
>Jalter (Really need chuuni bitch in my life....) No.35031
>>35018Could you post either character?
¥ reddit spacingDidn't work on the story today ;_;
No.35032
>>35031>¥ reddit spacingwhat?
Anyway, this is Munechika. In the image above it's Nosuri on the left and Atuy on the right. Atuy is a battle fanatic that gets giddy with violence so I'm leaning towards her, but she lacks mature charm.
No.35035
>>35032You know, reddit spacing, when you double space your sentences for some bizarre ass reason.
Like this.
No.35036
whatmin spacing
No.35125
>>35088i like how the contour of jvnko's butte is visible through her skirt
No.35132
>>35125It's nice isn't it? She does have a nice butte.
No.35173
Dog is doing a wonderful job pissing me the fuck off today.
No.35229
Does Die Hard count as a Christmas movie?
No.35241
Kaa-san went to the hospital because IBS.
It be like that.
No.35274
have the MC consume a delicious egg sizzler cheesewich
No.35275
>>35272Halberds are indeed awesome. Most gamers were introduced to them with the Souls games probably, but for me it was in Ultima Online
No.35282
halberds are the sluttiest weapon
No.35296
thinkin' about making Fried Dough...
No.35363
fuck it after this next chapter I'll do put Roon in the story somehow
No.35406
I am stuck on this chapter for like a week now, I don't know where I'm suppose to take the story.
Thinking that Atlus-kun and Junko end up going to the tree of woe because that's what is closest on the map; but I don't know.