>>99797
Opposites attract, havent you seen enough wish fufillment anime that deep down most otaku want a hot norm?

>>100066
i do NOT want a norm i dont even want a misaki i want a RIVAL

Had a nice dream where I found a stray white kitten and brought it home. The little guy was very small and liked to hide underneath my desk and would only come out when it was time to eat.

>>100287
omg that reminds me of shachiku episode 6

I had a rare dream about a month ago. I was at an amusement park with my mother and sister and got on a ride with them. It was one of those rides where you travel down the rails doing little games and they count your score. We passed through and while I was looking at our place on the leaderboard I realized there was a secret bonus stage you could find to extend the ride by triggering several hidden flags throughout the ride. I went through the ride again by myself and scored very well on a water slide/ball toss section, but towards the end I noticed a stairway at the end of the walkway to the side of the rails so I jumped out of the cart and walked up it into a line.

Reality started to get foggy and we trudged along a long back-and-forth path slowly descending with bottomless pits and foliage between them. There were obstacle-course-like challenges we'd come across like swinging across a series of wood-and-rope swings and I got the feeling many people fell into the endless abyss on these. But none of that impacted us as we kept walking in line, our heavy minds not sure what to think in this strange zone.

Eventually the feelings of wrongness hit and I stopped, acknowledging that we were no longer in the world. Suddenly but naturally, I found myself on a trolley full of hazy gray people and air looking out into a slightly rippling barrier across which was reality. A burst of motivation overcame the overbearing melancholy that had been threatening to take me over since I came to this place and the fabric of this area shattered.

I found myself in a group with a couple dozen others who I realized had gone through the same process of breaking free. A guide from the park ride informed us that our strong will had been necessary to do so and that we would now be lead out. We started to walk up a long, uphill path and the atmosphere pressed down on our minds more than ever.

A split in the path seemed to lead higher and, curious, I followed behind someone who had started it, as did the girl behind me. Just a few steps in, though, the man eroded into dust and blew away. The spark of fear from seeing this returned my faculties and we hurried back to the main path to follow the guide.

After a long while, we could tell we were nearing the end, but some people were suffering under the intense mental pressure. The girl behind me was starting to fray and bits of white dust were drifting off of her. We had developed a natural empathy along this journey and so I desired to help support her through this last leg. I took out a black dust from myself that I realized was my essence, which our physical forms were built from here, and wrapped it in a sphere around what remained of hers, holding it in place.

We made it through after that and emerged out the ride exit as if nothing had happened. We weren't even in a group anymore. I found my family outside a snack both and left the park thinking I didn't want to get on that ride ever again. However, I found myself back at the park some time later. I had realized that wrapping the girl's unraveling essence in my own had caused many of the loose dust particles to become trapped within and that bound us to be subtly drawn together. Thinking the only way to remove the pieces of her from my own self and return them to her so she could be whole and separate again, I found myself in front of the ride again about to follow a knowing guide who was going to bring me straight to the entrance to the special ride.

Then I woke up. I really wanted to see where that one was going, but it was past noon already and I couldn't go back to sleep.

>>100293
why does this scene reminds me of bocchi particles

>>100294
farty people LOL

dreamed that I realized something I really shouldn’t have, it seemed like something down the hall was going to come for me and reality was getting all bendy. Maybe it was sleep paralysis because I clearly remember being in bed in my room while all this was happening and thinking it was real. I seemed to have intentionally forgotten what it was I realized to make the scary go away

Had a dream that there was a zombie apocalypse and I was holed out at the top of a luxury apartment. After the worst of it I ended up walking around a zoo with some highschool friends for a bit running from these killer birds that looked like sticks with beaks and ate these seeds that looked like sunflower seeds but we called them walnuts. Afterwards went back to my house to find and get whatever computers my be intact. And found my desktop still on. It was running some mario cart start screen and had a few tabs with kissu opened on it. But kissu was down and when i tried to closed the tabs it asked me if I wanted to save this page and wouldn't close the tabs. I finally just unplugged the computer as I was in a hurry.

While watching Nagatoro I accidentally passed out in my chair and experienced some really ero dreams concerning her that I can't very well remember except for that the texture of her skin was very soft and sweaty. It fit very well with her brown skin and I woke up feeling quite aroused. Does that ever happen to /qa/?

Had a dream that I was going to fly to Spain but I forgot why. I tried calling people to figure out why I was about to be on a plane or to cancel the flight so I could go back home but it was too late and I was going. While at the airport I realized that I didn't pack any clothes with me so I was in need of some clothes to wear. Conveniently it happened that inside of the airport there was a clothing store where I tried out some pants and they fit but were extremely expensive and I didn't want to waste so much money but I had to. Then I spent the rest of the dream stressed that I had to travel but had no idea what to do when I got there until I woke up.

Not a fun sleep....

Had a dream there was a Kissu meetup and everyone got together to have a final /qa/ rememberence thing and everyone had a little emblem made to represent them. Aside from being upset that I was immediately recognized by the organizers, I was annoyed by the little emblem I got. It had a white porcelain frame in the style of a Romanesque building facade, with columns either side of the center and the typical triangular top. Within the entry however was a white mesh and behind it the character in Das Boot that went crazy, as if imprisoned inside... It didn't represent me at all >_< !!!

>>103645
That's quite the detailed emblem

>>103645
it was a good movie wasnt it

>>103658
I didn't get to watch the whole thing... I had to step out around the three hour mark and then I was disappointed to see that they had all been deleted after it ended so I couldn't go back and watch it later......

Had a full dream about a game I played when I was younger, 3D Maze Man. Came out of left field, hadn't had a single thought about it in years.

I had a dream where I was playing Left 4 Dead with kissuers and you guys sucked at it.

Had an interesting dream where I was walking through the halls of a very ornate building. It was a school of some sort, but for what I'm not sure. The place was detailed in crimson reds and capped with gold, with lavish rugs lining corridors and with molding that would make even the most quintessential baroque designer blush. Need I say more, it was very opulent.

As I walked through the entrance way my attention was fixated on something being worked on beneath a section of the mahogany floor. There was some sort of lens focusing all sorts of light. As I walked on, I immediately began to feel out of place. Soon, everyone who I had come in with had dispersed to wherever they had needed to go, and I was left standing in the large foyer wondering where I should go. I hesitated for a moment, wondering if I should ask someone where I needed to go, before deciding I would explore for myself.

Soon I came to a fork: either to the right, up some stairs, or to the left down a corridor lined with heavy doors. While thinking, two girls whispering to each other, wearing fine red robes came walking down that set of stairs and passed by me, walking off to the doorway at the end of the corridor. Seeing it as some sort of sign, I decided to walk the same direction they were.

Through the doorway I found myself in a very large space, perhaps more ornate than before. Immediately across from me there was a colossal glass window. In the center of the room were two fireplaces with brick chimneys leading upwards. And on looking upwards, I realized that there were multiple stories above me, with balconies extending along the opposite side of the window.

Unlike the straightforward binary of stairs or doorway as before, there was nowhere that stuck out to me as somewhere I should head to. So, I headed into the first doorway I could see on my right. It lead me into a restroom. A refined one of course. Not soon thereafter I spotted someone walking in my direction. They were a dark imposing dark figure, clad in black and had a crimson scarf. Trying to stay out of sight, I hid behind the door of this restroom watching them.

They had walked into a lounge, and soon my curiosity was peaked enough to walk over to where they were. Far from the fearsome person I had imagined, they paid me no mind as I walked into and then out of the lounge. I continued walking until I hit a set of stairs, leading somewhere.

After some time walking, I made it into a new area. An area where there was an actual group of people. Instead of the crimson clothes I had seen before, however, they were wearing robes that were more of a faded yellow with indecipherable writing across it. This place also seemed not to follow the previous design scheme. It was more light stone and marble. No one seemed to particularly mind my presence.

Soon I realized that this area, unlike the other places, was not actually silent. There was a soft melody that seemed to be coming from everywhere and nowhere at once. Like it was originating from the air itself. I soon felt myself entranced by this music.

My calm meditation was soon brought to an end, however, as I fell down some stairs, a magnificent robe had fallen from above was now obscuring my view, as well a white banner caught around me. As I fell down the stairs, I rhythmically thump thump thumped down the stairs.

Soon enough I had reached the bottom and my agony had come to an end. And shortly thereafter I could also see again. Standing in front of me seemed a kindly goblin who explained to me that the building spirits and fairies liked to play tricks on people and I had fallen into a spell of theirs. I hadn't thought much of where I was up to this point, but it was now evident I was in a magical sort of place.

>>103754
that was real

I was playing Scout on a fully patched version of 360 TF2. I tried to destroy a mini sentry, but of course trying to hit that thing using controller was near impossible.

not one dream instance but my dreams follow a pattern of a 3/4 ratio of being really great then one strange/weird/unexplainable dream occurs with things that can't be described or written down

Had a very odd dream recently in which events and things in the dream were represented by 'cards' so to speak. Each card was an illustration of what was going on but at times the illustrations were off and needed to be modified. I had to fix each and every one of them to achieve the perfect scenario I was aiming for. It's vague in my memory, however the last thing I remember doing was trying to create repeated strikes of a spear before I had woken up.

I feel like it may have been a dream connected to how much AI generation I was doing at the time. All that prompting and subsequent editing to re-prompt really must've gotten to my head.

I keep having these very realistic and mandela effect-like dreams about playing as Chinese and Korean factions in Shogun 2, which is probably due to me wishing they made a DLC set during the Imjin War.

I dreamt that /qa/ started living together in a shack and then declared itself an independent nation.

Recently had a dream where I had to go to the doctor for some reason or another because I was reminded about how I haven't had any general visits in over half a decade. For some reason I had a problem with my leg or whatnot and the doctor said we had to do some sort of procedure where my artery was cut and blood was drained out of it and it looked all contaminated and I had to sit there and watch it for what felt like forever until I woke up in horror.

I don't think I want to go to the doctor now...

Had an interesting dream last night. I started out on some beach and given the idea that I had committed some crime and had to get away. So I had to stealthily walk away without detection, and I had to take off the uniform I was wearing so that people wouldn't recognize me. At some point, someone noticed me and then everyone began chasing me.

My dream then transitioned to me living downtown somewhere and then deciding to move. I walked a few blocks away and moved into a building a few blocks down because I didn't want my parents to know where I was living? As I was sitting around in this new place I watched a phone app that showed me where my mom was and it showed her going to the new place and then leaving. I then felt kind of bad about not telling her, and then she proceeded to tell my dad who immediately called me and started berating me and accusing me of moving in with some girl. I hung up.

After that, I decided to go outside and started walking to some location with an old friend that I was following. I pointed out that we could have taken the train to get there and saw it go past and make a stop, but we decided to continue walking. We then made it to a big super market. The entrance was in front of the registers and you were directed to go towards the left and through some metal detectors to get into the main shopping area. From there, I headed left and saw some kid playing with a thing and he was saying he wanted to put linux on it. I told him that would be pretty hard since it was unlikely to have a programmable flash memory, but maybe possible if it had a micro SD card slot, and that if it didn't he would need like a JTAG (?) or something to clamp onto the right chip and program it. It was then starting to become apparent that we were getting blocked in by other shoppers and both sides were telling the other to back up and move. Eventually, one side conceded and let us through. I then made it to the rear corner and started looking through the shelves in earnest. It seemed that this was some sort of Chinese-American shop where the prices were shown in USD but converted from Yuan and every now and then people would talk about their conversion rate sucking. I saw a few old books, but what interested me most was an old sort of flute. I enjoyed playing it for a while. I played some old nursery songs that were in the deep recesses of my mind and then set it back. After that, I walked towards the other corner along the wall. In picture frames were framed lewd nude pictures, and nearby were the same girls who were pictured. That made me quite uneasy so I walked back towards the flute area, and found another and proceeded to have a "flute duel" with someone and I obviously handily won. While I was over there I proceeded to forget my surroundings and imagined myself sitting around a campfire with others. After that, I won their red colored dragon themed flute. After that, I walked back to the nude girls and walked past them towards the entrance. Then I got on a boat and sailed off into the distance and woke up.

Had a very lewd and ero dream about my inouto last night and realized it's been a week since I last jo'd. Guess erotic stimuli will make its way to your brain in one way or another if you ignore it.

>>112867
this requires an elaboration

I randomly remembered a dream again (I rarely do).
Somehow I ended up meeting the FMA/Gin no Saji creator at the hardware/gardening supply store and we talked (although I don't know about what) and I got her autograph on a pack of seeds.
I have no memory of what she looked like, but she was a human and not an anthropomorphic cow.

In real life she would definitely be an interesting person to talk to (since I love her stuff and started gardening recently) so I can understand how I would dream about it. It's a shame I can't remember much of it.

dreamt i was berating a cia agent and then he tried to shoot me

>>113865
on topic sager

i dreamt that my uncle, two of my younger cousins, and i all were smuggling toilet paper and paper towels. we'd go to the store (where we'd get locked in, which i remember just using the opportunity to steal shit) and then bring the goods back to some kuso place in the inner city.
while we drove from place to place, my uncle and i would talk about acid rain.
at the end of my dream, we were just about to finish delivering the goods when some black guy that kind of looked like notorious big showed up and said something like "If y'all don't wanna die, then get the fuck outta here right now!" and then a white van pulled up, threw something that looked like a paper towel, but i shit you not, the moment the paper towel hit the ground, it was the F.L.E.I.J.A. from Code Geass and i watched everyone get vaporized before time rewound and then froze just before the bomb hit the ground, at which point i woke up.

Had a dream inside a dream again. The inner dream was a repeating nightmare where things would melt and face that appeared from nowhere had distorted faces like The Scream. The outer dream where I awoke was at a family reunion. After some substanceless discussion, I left and got to peak on my sister in the shower. She was not enthused. Then, my family got into an 80s retro futuristic car and my father berated me for forgetting something inside while we're we leaving. Then he started talking about how the nightmare I had was a result of a corporate program where some company after the New Year was sending out dozens of packages to people. The packages had things inside that would affect your dreams and give you nightmares. According to the newspaper the corps dream was that they wanted to mentally traumatize people into buying pharmaceuticals to help.

Weirdly anti-consumerism dream.

Had a dream where I was dining at some fancy restaurant before somehow ending up in front my bathroom mirror and began cosplaying as Yukari. Weirdly enough I managed to pull it off, and I even wore a striped thong for maximum immersion.

People were bowling with bottles of 70s beer in a borders book store

The mind is a fascinating thing. Was on the precipice of falling asleep and whilst half submerged in my dream I was on a pirate ship being stabbed in the eye by a pirate, and outside the dream my eye hurt a bit with pressure as well. Instantly subsiding once I awoke. Kinda weird dream too.

I met a fat greasy moege and military otaku. He lived at the top of a tower and everything inside his minuscule room was covered in crusty grease and posters of moe characters, with one of them being of Bern and Lambda. The only piece of "furniture" in the room was a tiny laptop on the floor.

>>121609
>The only piece of "furniture" in the room was a tiny laptop on the floor.
lmao
otaku wizard

>>121609
>>121610
I was pissed off when I found out that there was no levitation spell in Skyrim.
And then they actually had the nerve to add a wizard tower that required levitation to navigate, just to make it clear that everybody else still had access to the spell.
This reminds me of how mad I was at Baldur's Gate II. Everybody else was portaling however they pleased. But you lost the Teleportation spell that you had in the prequel. "oh, here's a new teleportation method, using the pocket plane, but you can't use it to teleport where you want to go"
Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Back when I was playing Morrowind, I completely failed to understand why the wizards would bother with annoying architecture like that.
Today, I understand.
They're mocking the have-nots. They are rubbing it into the faces of all the losers who will never be able to fly freely. Whatever the inconvenience the requirement of spellcasting to reach the toilet (especially when you wake up late at night with a full bladder), it is infinitely offset by the knowledge that the dumb adventurer knocking on your door begging to be permitted to defecate into your precious porcelain bowl will suffer.

Had a bunch of dreams. I forgot them all.

I'm always amazed that I've never had sleep paralysis and very rarely have ever experienced night terrors with how active my imagination is and the horrors created in half-sleep. Was just starting at the wall with a shadow in it last night which reminded me of a human figure. So I spent that time worrying it'd materialize and attack me.

>>122365
i had a sleep paralysis dream once, and only once in my life, and the 'presence' that I thought was there was my mother. I was a little distressed that she was just standing there not saying anything, it was out of character. But it only lasted a few seconds.

Anyone else here have music playing in their dreams? I sometimes have to record myself humming the tunes that I hear in my dreams. I think its pretty neat how some of the music I hear in my dreams are tunes I already know, and other music is completely original.

Had the recurring dream where I couldn't find my course lecture hall and also hadn't attended the course all semester and didn't know if I had missed a midterm or anything already and ruined my grade.

I'm 10 years out of college.

It's so weird going through my dream journal. Some dreams are just completely gone from my memory while there are other dreams which I largely remember. Even weirder is that there are some dreams which I definitely remembered very clearly and wrote it down in detail but forgot about it entirely by today while other less detailed and vague dreams I still somehow remember even now, and the date difference isn't even particularly big

>>122365
Sleep paralysis is extremely uncommon and the sleep paralysis demons are even less so common. Often times there are cases where you think that you're having sleep paralysis but in reality you're already well asleep and just dreaming the scenario. Ever woke up in middle of the night or morning, only to wake up again?

Dream:
First part I'm back in highschool where there was suddenly a new policy across the nation in which any form of potential violent weapon wasn't allowed "Four glass rule" and cars violating it are "cursed" as in tinted some special shade of amber that makes it transparent unless a certain condition is activated. My keys work on a different car as I'm confused trying to get out until someone makes it a necessity to reveal the amber secret. Then we all start driving away before anyone is able to accost us further. I think on the way home I realize I need to go back for some reason or another and am then forced to drive through a shortcut route of crop of something that begins to burst into flames as I go past it while repeating some song... That was weird in its own right.

But then the next part of the dream I'd thought I'd woken up and was just going about my day as usual when I decided to go into the basement room we renovated. Somehow it was above ground now and we had neighbors somehow despite my house having a fair bit of land between houses. Well, either way what happened next was I found an exit to outside and now that was also my only way to get back into the house as well. A fat lady who I suppose was meant to be my neighbor looked at me through her window and started to scream about how I'll get what's coming to me and that everyone will be against me or that she knows who I am. I try to hide myself behind the shutters of the door but her gaze is piercing and even though I can barely make out her I can tell that she's staring me down in a manner that makes things uncomfortable. Going outside to make it into my house again feels unsafe so I find a dark corner between two sofas to hide between while waiting for her to go away and hoping that she just leaves me alone. It seems to work until I look behind me to see her looming in the window outside, and when I spot her she breaks through the glass and tries to tackle me down. I fight back and bite off a chunk of her arm but she's flailing frantically and is quite heavy. I don't know for much longer I can endure restraining her on pure adrenaline and then that's when I wake up for real.

Dreamt that Sanny made a super virus that crashed every single computer in the world.

how would that aho manage something like that.

>>123140
Snake Sign「Delete System32」