I dreamt that I was at Comiket selling a doujinshi called "Zetsubou sensei fucks his students and then himself in a drag costume".

had a dream about a game that seemed really cool and up my alley and i doubt it exists

I dreamed about my own death and the way it was happened was revealed to me. I knew I'd see it multiple times before in other dreams. But it was like the set of a movie and I was being forced to repeat the scene over and over again. No matter what I did I couldn't change the outcome. I knew I was dreaming about the 20th time through so I tried really hard to remember. But when I woke up I'd forgotten.

I forgot because I was forced to act out another scene with a friend multiple times. We were sitting in a car having some boring conversation. I think I was picking him up from his house or something. About the 30th time going through this I got angry and told him this was stupid and I wasn't going to do it anymore and he told me
>We have no choice. This is the way of things
so I got out of the car and walked in the house. Inside was a director and a bunch of his minions. They were freaking out that I'd gone off script. The director was wearing bright red pants and his hair was on fire. I was arguing with him when I woke up. I think he made me forget how I die. All I remember is it involves something to do with a car.

Had the best dream ever.
Started off as A survival like situation with my brothers, running away from/fighting some weird creature that could multiply/divide itself. For some reason, the creature had to destroy all the trees in our yard to "win". We worked together to do everything we could to save the trees but he kept winning till down to the last tree. We desperately stopped it just one hit before the last tree went down, then it stopped giving chase. We were the ones chasing next. We searched everywhere for it, it was nowhere to be found. Finally, I over hear one of my brothers talking with the creature. It said it was never about the winning. That it did all that because its "no fun being alone in a family".
Made me realize despite being under the same roof we'd never really spent time together.

You guys have weird dreams. I just dreamed about being outside with my cat far away from home and trying to guide her safely home through forest trails with other people walking around.

Dreamed about commissioning a doujinshi from a gas station hobo for $200 dollars, he gave me change in monopoly money. I then bought a can of coca cola that cost $20 because it had real kola nut in it. I did get the 'doujin' at the end of the dream, and to his credit he did get it from a japanese artist he knew, but the engrish was awful and it was NTR. At least the soda was good for all the few sips of it I had.

i went to the store

Dreamed I woke up to a huge spider making half my room its base (´・ω・｀)

Had a dream where I was cleaning out and around the house just because stuff needed to be cleaned. Some other people were helping but I forgot who one of them was, but I feel like they’re probably not someone I knew and just a dream character. Anyways, I was in the basement watching some stuff when that character came up to me and told me there was an issue. So I eventually came up and looked in the backyard they were cleaning to see what was up and there was a body buried there they’d unearthed that seemed to be facing up smiling. For some reason my dream self felt like it was natural to find this and so I was asking whether we should report it to 911 or not. Also was debating this while drinking a chocolate milkshake, it was pretty good in the dream. Then I woke up and it was 3am, and then I remembered parts of a dream I had long ago where my house was still just a structure being built when someone either fell off the same place or was pushed off. Weird connection to me since I don’t think there’s any actual bodies outside.

I've been seeing what I've started calling the Observer in my dreams the last 3-4 days. I was going to post about this yesterday but I waited too long and forgot most of the dream. I just woke up so I still remember most of the one I just had.

This one is kind of wacky so forgive the fact that it's all over the place. I'll skip the first part since I don't remember it well.

For some reason I'm on a bus with 3 or 4 other people. The bus isn't a normal bus. It has multiple passenger cars like a train. We're in the 3rd or 4th car near the back of the train. My best friend is on the car along with his brother and some black guy I'd never seen before. They're are all obviously intoxicated. I have a cane with me for some reason (don't use one IRL yet) and they're making fun of me for playing with it. I explain that it's impossible to have a cane next to you and not play with it. I hand it to my friend's brother and as expected in a few minutes he's playing with it without realizing.

Lots of other stuff happened here but it isn't important so I'll skip it.

The bus/train is slowly making its way up a massive mountain. We have TV screen in our car that is showing us a camera view of what's in front of the bus. When get to the top of the mountain and start down. The brakes on the bus fail and we're going down the mountain faster and faster.

I tell everyone to buckle up because we're going to crash. The bus is running over 100mph by this point and the driver is shouting stuff at us over the intercom. We brace for impact. The bus goes out of the side of the road and off the side of the mountain. We hit on-coming traffic, trees and other things on the way down. The passenger cars start to break apart from each other and it isn't long before we're tumbling blind down the mountain by ourselves.

After flipping a bunch of times we come to a top in this small down. We hit several buildings and a massive wall on our way in. We crawl out and we're on main street of this town. My friends and I get separated. Somehow I manage to crawl out with my cane.

The people in this town start to pour out into the street to see wtf is going on. I limp my way into a small business on the street. Not sure what kind but they're working on cars in the back. I ask if I can use a phone to call EMS and the police to report the crash. They don't have a phone but say they can direct me to someone that does.

This is when I meet the Observer again for the fourth or 5th time this week (and who knows how many times in the past). She's always the same although her appearance slightly varies.

Tonight she had brownish long hair with bangs. Average build. She's about 5 feet tall (and is always shorter than I am). Big blue doe eyes. Basically, my ideal 3D woman. She has a girl next door kind of vibe to her. Always very nice.

The Observer offers to walk with me to a business that has a phone. We walk back out into the street and back towards the sight of the crash. We stop multiple times at different places to talk to people but I can't remember what about. This isn't unusual with the Observer. I think she enters mid-dream and tries to sidetrack them and throw my off my "mission" as it were. Whatever that might happen to be.

>>137365

We end up back near the crash and now police are swarming everywhere. They're rolling in deep with AR-15s and 30+ cars. Impressive response from a small town police force... I finally get one of the police officers attention. I tell him my boots and wallet are in one of the cars and I'd like to go back to the crash and get them. It's only at this point that I realize that I've been walking around in wet socks since leaving the bus/train. I remember that I'd taken my boots off while relaxing in it earlier.

The police officer gives me a hard time and informs me that no one is going back to the crash until they complete their investigation and clear it. I tell him to relax and that I just want my boots and wallet. Then I remember that my friends were with me and I want to make sure they're okay too since I don't know if they made it out. The police officer gets angry for no reason over this and threatens to arrest me if I don't back off.

The Observer is still with me and takes me by the hand and leads me away. I tell her
>You know, a police officer's IQ is typically 20 points lower than average right?
She laughs. She assures me that my friends are okay and says
>Don't worry I'm going to take care of you

She leads me into this bar/restaurant. Suddenly, the Observer has two female friends with her. As we enter this place I notice that it has three levels. For whatever reason I jump from the top level down to the first level without any thought. I don't even think it unusual until I land on my bad knee. But it doesn't hurt. This should have clued me in that I was dreaming but I think nothing about it. I look up and the Observer is shaking her head in disappointment. At the time I think it's because they wanted to sit at a table on the top level.

The three of them come down the stairs and take a seat in a booth near where I'm standing. I take the only empty seat near the Observer. But it's one of those wrap-around booths 6+ people can sit in so I'm far away from the Observer and everyone else.

After a few moments I realize I'm being retarded and try to slide closer to the Observer. But she slides away further into the booth. I look up at the table and glasses of whiskey have appeared in front of all of us.
>When did you order those?
>"Oh the girl brought them just a moment ago. I told you I'll take care of you"

I don't want to argue so I don't pry any further. I start drinking the whiskey and it tastes kind of off. But I figure it's just a kind I haven't tried before. The other two girls haven't said a word to me this entire time. They just giggle from time to time and whisper to each other and the Observer.

I'm trying to make small talk which I hate but those two won't answer any questions or even make an attempt to speak with me.
>What's their problem?
I asked to the Observer. She says they're just shy. A waitress finally comes and we're going to order food. I try to read the menu but it's all gibberish. I'm worried I can't read it because I got a head injury or something in the crash. I don't want to say anything so I'm just going to attempt to guess.

When it's my turn to order the Observer speaks up for me
>He'll have chicken and dumplings and sweet tea
I just nod. The two other girls leave to use the bathroom. After they're gone I ask the Observer.
>How did you know what my favorite meal is?
she slides close to me and whispers in my ear
>I told you I'd take care of you. You couldn't read the menu, right? That's because this is a dream. You should wake up soon if you want to make it to the grocery store before it closes

Then just like that I was awake. Straight out of the dream to wide awake which is unusual for me.

I've seen this person in my dreams so many times over the years. I can't figure out if she's evil or helpful. Sometimes she scares the shit out of me and sometimes she's like this. She always tries to side track my dreams and give little hints or advice. Sometimes she's other people and will morph into herself after awhile. Sometimes she's just herself the entire time.

I wonder if other people have Observers to.

>>137365
hi thumbcat

im ped had an awful nightmare I can’t remember too well but it interrupted my sleep by waking me up. I was inside a dilapidated house full of garbage and wanted to sort of start a new page and clean things up. The rest of the dream earlier had been interesting as well with it connecting throughout some sort of country and settlement points where people could see rare thought to be lost societies

Eventually while cleaning out the stairs I find a colorful long limbed bug on one. Decide to try and get rid of it, but when I try to smoosh it it flies up freaking me the hell out and then a voice in the back of my mind is narrating the bug replicates by fluttering its wings, which it does and they start to fill the room. That’s when I woke up

>>62191
I've been having a lot of terrible dreams here lately. Ranging from being homeless, killed, raped, and stabbed to death by every single member of my family. I've also have been dealing with a lot of bullshit. I'm on psych meds that's making me feel like I'm going to completely collapse. I also keep feeling like I'm not myself but someone else is trying to replace me. I've had dreams that reflect that through different personalities of myself. Almost as if the dream is showing me alternate realities. Some versions of myself better and some worse than I am right now. I also have dreams of having powers that allows me to control the planet and turning those who wronged me in my life into slaves. I even had a dream where I was in a relationship with my sister. Last time I saw her I hugged her more passionately than I ever have in our entire lives. Crying into her chest and holding her as tight as I could. I'm so fucked up. I almost kissed her on the lips in front of everyone. I need fucking help.

>>137628
Best advice I can give is to try to remove or mitigate anything stressing you out, outside of nightmares obviously. Try purification as well, definitely recommend cleaning your environment and body, the whole 'your body is a temple' and all. Having a proper diet is preferable but at the very least take vitamins as deficiencies can affect your mental state. And while it might seem like fruity mumbo jumbo it's worth a shot if you want to go the extra mile, burn traditional incense like sage and put out some rock salt in a dish.

>>137628
ANOTHER incestfag what the hell is going on

>>137633
There are at least five of them

>>137628

Mention this to your psychiatrist, I don't know what your diagnosis is but it sounds like your medications are not effective. There are also medications that specifically help nightmares.

In addition to that:
Sleep on your side, never your back
Don't take stimulants in the evening
When you wake, keep your eyes closed until you wake your body by moving every part of it, this will make you carry less of the nightmare throughout your day
Don't avoid sleep
Avoid any obvious stressors, including media (horror movies, extreme porn, gore, etc)
Sleeping somewhere else for a night or two can help reset things

Optional:

If you learn how to dream you can avoid a lot of nightmares before they happen. Some nightmares are preceded by a moment where it either presents itself to you (and you either end up falling into it or avoid it) or it chases and closes in on you (in which case you may be able to escape). Don't try to force a wake-up.

If it's too late to avoid the nightmare, and preferably as soon as you can, close your eyes and focus inward on your breathing. This tends to make the nightmare static rather than continue to progress. The deeper your focus, the farther away it will seem. Remain calm, avoid interaction with it, and wait until you wake up.

Lastly, and of least importance, sleep with a knife. Make sure it has a sheath or you could cut yourself in your sleep. This can help you feel more secure, and it will show up in your nightmares and you can make use of it. Generally, however, avoiding interaction is better than fighting.

>>137631
This is good advice. There's no such thing as fruity mumbo-jumbo if you believe it works.

>>137631
>Best advice I can give is to try to remove or mitigate anything stressing you out, outside of nightmares obviously
I wish I really could. I was in a situation a few months ago where I had to move back to my hometown and return back home. I'm in my 30s, so it's also been heavily exhausting and stressful to deal with my bullshit family. Openly bullying me at every turn. It affects the way I've been eating, sleeping, and just trying to through a day to day in my life. My dreams are getting much wilder and worse to the point where I'm struggling to discern what's real and what's a dream.

>Try purification as well, definitely recommend cleaning your environment and body, the whole 'your body is a temple' and all. Having a proper diet is preferable but at the very least take vitamins as deficiencies can affect your mental state.
I did try my best to clean the room area that I'm living in. I also did get a multivitamin. I feel as if I'm absolutely suffering from malnutrition being here. Half of the time I'm not allowed to use the kitchen.

>And while it might seem like fruity mumbo jumbo it's worth a shot if you want to go the extra mile, burn traditional incense like sage and put out some rock salt in a dish.
I could definitely look into trying that.

>>137633
>>137634
>ANOTHER incestfag
It doesn't help that I don't see those boundries. I've had sex with distant cousins without feeling strange about it.

>>137708
>it sounds like your medications are not effective
I plan on discussing that during my next appointment with the doctor. I've already told my therapist. She wants me to keep taking them for a while longer before changing them.

>Sleep on your side, never your back
I can't sleep on my back, I'm always on my side.

>Don't take stimulants in the evening
I usually take my medication in the early afternoon and then my antipsychotic meds about an hour before bed.

>When you wake, keep your eyes closed until you wake your body by moving every part of it, this will make you carry less of the nightmare throughout your day
I'll try it.

>Don't avoid sleep
I don't, I typically lay down when I'm ready to pass out. The medication puts me in a state where I get too dizzy to sit in my chair anymore thus taking myself to bed.

>Avoid any obvious stressors, including media (horror movies, extreme porn, gore, etc)
I love horror movies, I'm a porn addict, and always watching porn and/or hentai. I don't really take myself around any "rekt" content like I use to. I kind of grew out of it I guess.

>Sleeping somewhere else for a night or two can help reset things
I don't have that option unless someone fronted me some money for a hotel.

>Optional
Those are good points and sleeping with a weapon is something I already do. I keep a butcher knife near the bed. No sheath or cover for it though.

>>137737
>I've had sex with distant cousins without feeling strange about it.
pasted+boson

>>137737
>I've had sex with distant cousins without feeling strange about it.
This is very normal. If you live in a small country everyone is your distant cousin at some point in the family tree. After a few steps removed there's nothing to care about, you're genetically not really family anymore so it just remains whether you grew up together or not.

wish mahiro was my distant cousin who i grew up with

>>137744
>>137746
>>137748
>Small country
No, but I do live in what most would consider a small town. Roughly around 12,000 people give or take live here.

I dreamt that I was at my old middle school and I was trying to take a picture of Kuon's butt.

>>137909
the incest best is

sleep was a lot of work last night

Had a work meeting a few hours ago talking about the follow on contract for the current contract I'm on. It wasn't super eventful. I took a nap right after and had a dream about going to same meeting, except I ranted about how I am underpaid and provide so much value to the contract. And everyone just sort of ignored that and left afterwards. Probably isn't helping that I part of the reason the meeting was called, was me contacting my PM and supervisor on Friday about how I need to paid more now if they want me stay on for the follow on. I really hope me ranting was a dream...

Made a friend in a dream
Anybody have luck with seeing the same dream person more than once?

Had a dream about a black cat that didn't exist.

>>138565
did he have Thumbs?

>>138572
No. He just kept disappearing.

Dreamed that was standing on a chair and there was a snake and crocodile on the floor that would eat me if I stepped off.

Just had a dream where I learned Japanese. It's like when I dream of having a wife and family or being a respected member of a small town. Rather mundane, but it's weird how the subconscious works. It's like the lower mind's pure desires that are unfettered by the higher mind's acknowledgement of limitations. There is a purity of spirit there that reminds me of being a kid.
Which one is the true self? When I remember my dreams (1% of the time) it makes me feel quite philosophical but also extremely alienated from my own brain. Probably better I don't remember them more often since waking up to reality is essentially a mental shock. But then hours pass and I'm fully confident and comfortable in my waking mind and the self that has formed after decades of accepted circumstances.

>>138848
Maybe you should learn it, might be fun. I dream in Japanese sometimes if I fall asleep listening to something Japanese.

people kept jabbing me in the kidneys
something about going down stairs and not being able to climb back up
there was a trans woman I was chasing

Had a weird dream.
There were two rooms on opposite sides of the house. In one room was a girl (my sister?) and a "thing", in another room was me and another guy (my father?). The "thing" liked to eat my mother, but since all it had was my sister, it hadn't done anything. As the dream went on, the "thing" got hungrier, starting to creep my sister out. Then finally, it ran into my room and started banging on my door. It was there for anything. It got through the door, grabbed my dad. I pushed him out the door and locked the door behind him, sacrificing him. Then suddenly they both turn into a single long tentacle/worm like creature. Both start banging on my door. Door wasn't opening so they went outside the house to get in through the window, I ran to my sister's room and grabbed her, trying to run out the window, but they were already making their way up my sister's window. We ran to the roof, they were inches behind me. Then I woke up.
What was the point to that dream, there was no way we could have escaped them. Wonder what would've happened had I been captured...

>>140965
this is why getting good at lucid dreaming is important, so as soon as the girl appeared it could've just been a rape dream until you woke up with cummy pajamas

>>140968
I used to do this because no harm no foul, but then I got scared I might slip into psychosis one day in the future and think I'm in a dream and rape someone for real and I didn't like that thought so now I'm a good person dreamer just in case. I do miss the cunny dreams though.

>>140968
One time I realized I was in a dream and tried really hard to wake up because I had to pee. It didn't work though...

¥ woke up to brush my teeth
¥ woke up to brush my teeth
¥ woke up for real to brush my teeth
¥ woke up for real for real to brush my teeth
that could have been really scary

also when I was brushing my teeth, I thought "oh yeah this feels real enough, it must not be a dream" before waking up again

>>141054
>>141055
i cant prove it to you but youre awake right meow

>>141056
do NOT believe this cat you're still in wonderland

I haven't had a proper dream in a while, but last night I dreamt that I spent time with the maid cafe girl I'm in love with and we just did normal things. The dream ended when we went to sleep in the same bed.

Dreamt today that I cooked a giant lamb in the grill and let it smoke for hours and it came out just perfect and was chewy and marinated well and oohhhh god I really want to make lamb now.

Had a nightmare that there were a bunch of bears outside and I was in a rangerover or something and I had to push it.
Very kowai, the bears were coming after me.

I had a dream that I was basically sonic but it never was like obvious. I never got a good look at myself and nobody ever said IT'S SONIC! but I was a little fast blue guy. I guess I could have been stitch or something too
there was some villainess making people fight in a raised wrestling cage, match after match, and I climbed through the top and into the cage to help one of the fighters against the fighter that I thought was the organizer plant (who coincidentally looked just like the villainess in charge of everything)
So it became 2v1.
Then I woke up.

Night before that I dreamt that my youngest brother was listing countries and listed holland and "netherland" separately and I corrected him on it in-dream by explaining that holland is a region of the netherlands. lol.

I almost always remember my dreams so I could easily post in this thread every fucking day.

Dreamt that my testicles incredibly swollen, were completely clear and transparent. Parts of the testes(the inside part, I guess?) began to splinter and break into small bits inside the testicle sac, and then my entire nutsack began to decompose and leave traces on everything I touched. Parts of it would fall off and then begin to grow weird sac things. Mind you I was running around and they were sagging to the floor and leaving strange marks everywhere. I don't have the skill to explain such visceral body horror dreams.

dreamt i met heidegger while shopping in france and asked him about language processing and he said it wasn't his place to answer