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 No.713[Last50 Posts]

 No.714

lol'd to myself imagining jerking off a horse and aiming its dick so that it cums all over another horse

 No.716

big fat old neighbour came out of his house shirtless and greeted me

 No.717

penises are like cow udders when you think about it, you tug them and milk comes out

 No.718

so this is what happens when ota goes down

 No.721

haven't bathed in a while

 No.722

Do people find loud blowjobs arousing for real?

 No.723

>>721
I also smell

 No.724

gonno stalk anonymous so i can go SLUUURRRRP on his smelly ween

 No.725

>>722
Porn for the blind.

 No.727

might sperm

 No.728

>>727
what's it taste like

 No.730

My korean neighbor that's cute invited me to her church

 No.733

have to shave my hairy fat ass

 No.734

feeling ambivalent about this thread

 No.735

>>716
same neighbour came out his front door in his underwear to give me some more candy

 No.742

dreamed i gave chino a nakadashi mating press

 No.745

blew my load in the toilet bowl

 No.746

toilet bukkake

 No.747

>>745
This always feels NTR-y

 No.750

>>747
NOTHING ntr about it
just need a place to empty my nutbladder

 No.753

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 No.754

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All me.

 No.756

kemono friends with benefits

 No.757

always cum on the toilet bowl so i don't have to clean anything

 No.759

lewd thoughts about kuon

 No.761

can't stop thinking about cunny

 No.762

>>761
megumin's little sister

 No.763

going to cum myself into a stupor

 No.764

>>763
cummed stupid

 No.768

want my chinchin to be squeezed out like a tube of toothpaste

 No.769

thoughts of cunny are driving me mad

 No.772

cant stop tardsperming

 No.774

gonna open up the /qa/ milking farm
where all the kissuboys will have their "udders" milked 24/7 without rest

 No.777

sperming wildly while hollering like a retard

 No.778

time to let my sperm fly

 No.781

eat my own cum

 No.782

think my butter's going rancid

 No.784

>>777
a very /megu/ GET

 No.786

been churning up lots of butter in my chinchin
think it's time to let it all out

 No.789

pigged out on cheese yesterday to the point where I had rank farts for hours
then had weird dreams about spraying piss everywhere including on my face because of pissing into inadequate facilities that could not hold my piss such as bathroom cabinets, blocked sinks

 No.790

they don't know i'm jo'ing in the office

 No.791

they don't know i'm boning my own sister

 No.792

wouldn't mind boning my sister

 No.793

what kind of guide can i follow to bone my sister

 No.794

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who else is looking forward to the hidamari stream

 No.797

put your sister to the test

 No.800

>>793
offer to brush your sister's teeth before bed
the rest will come naturally

 No.801

wonder how much v hates me

 No.802

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I love slutwear but hate how often it's associated with NTR and race fetishism.

 No.803

>>801
think there's three guys who he hates (me the most)
wonder what the third guy did

 No.804

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Why does a board for porn have a blog thread?
You guys aren't even using sage, which means that you feel that your 5 word blog post is more important than people posting porn on the porn board

get it together!

 No.805

could be moved to /secret/ i guess

 No.807

>>802
Race fetishism in hentai is unclear a lot of the time, really.
I have seen a lot of artists talk about "black guys" while alluding to tanned ikemen

 No.808

>>807
Soon those artists will be replaced by AI.

 No.809

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>>804
i do feel that my 5 word blog posts are more important than people posting porn on the porn board

 No.810

Kissu are such assoholics

 No.811

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I don't see any point in fapping whilst drunk. Alcohol numbs your body, so why waste your built up swimmers on a feelingless orgasm?

 No.812

whiskey dick fixes quick shots

 No.813

Being an artist that is known for a fetish must suck, because your fanbase complains when you try other ones

 No.814

how gay am i if >>>/jp/51396 gave me a boner

 No.815

Couldnt sperm for like 2 days

 No.818

that does it, tomorrow I am shaving all of my ass hairs

 No.819

Ready to fap to Ashley Graham for weeks

 No.823

Squeezed out some pus out from under the side of my big toenail that I didn't even know I had

 No.824

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>>808
People are already using AI to make real raceplay hentai.

You know, I think about NTR a lot

 No.825

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>>824
But in like an armchair psychiatrist why. I dont understand why people find it both so hideous and fascinating when far more degenerate stuff elicits a weaker and much less polarized reaction, when it's very similar to vanilla if you don't read the text.
Also, aside from fan reaction, NTR that actually cares about the story tends to have an underpinning of misogyny that can become increasingly obvious depending on how far the author takes it, as well as playing on the insecurities of otaku who find herbivorous men relatable (amusingly, I think most of the hardcore readership of hentai would qualify as a NTR man compared to generic nice herbivore MC).

 No.826

>>825
And that's not even talking about JAV NTR, which I cant watch too much of because of the squeaking being a turn-off

 No.827

>>824
Also, as far as I can tell, Japanese raceplay doesn't seem to be a gateway drug for gay interracial sex the same way it is in the west

 No.828

I wrote a long post about how NTR reflects the general undercurrent of uneasiness and anxiety in Japanese society, but analyzing porn like this usually falls to confirmation bias. Like whenever someone makes a societal conclusion about the popularity of a certain genre of pornography, more abstract genres like inflatable toys that are strangely popular are always ignored. Also the way people tend to compartmentalize sexuality makes it moot anyway

 No.829

now I got razor burn all over my ass

 No.832

what do dragon dildos mean

 No.864

ate my own cum again

 No.865

hope nobody at the j*b smells it

 No.879

Kimo Blog is hooked up to Sageru

 No.880

Connected in relay to Sageru #sex

 No.881

>>880
let's have sex

 No.883

what the FUCK

 No.884

sex NOW

 No.885

SEX

 No.886

sex fuck

 No.887


 No.888

i'm cummer

 No.889

my room reeks of semen,, it's quite disgusting

 No.890

try putting your used cum rags in a sealed baggie it'll smell less!

 No.891

I put mine in the mushroom box

 No.892

mfw accidentally leave the bag open and mom makes a disgusted face when she opens the door

 No.893

challenging myself to fill an entire shotglass with my semen in a single day, don't know if i can do it

 No.894

that's only 2-3 sperms worth of cum...

 No.896

Kissu-Chat Ver0.0 (!relay for info)

 No.897

yikes

 No.898

sex with my mom

 No.899

can i sex her too

 No.900

sex with my sister

 No.901

can i sex her too

 No.902

sex your own sister

 No.903

i cant sex her

 No.904

why not

 No.905

mom will kill me

 No.906

that makes it even better

 No.907

forbidden romance

 No.908

its not fun if i die immediately

 No.909

become the modern successor to exiled-kun

 No.910

I want to fuck my sister

 No.911

no

 No.912

I want to make love to my sister

 No.913

how cute is your sister

 No.914

we could swap sisters

 No.915

she is extremely cute

 No.916

no INCEST ALLOWED

 No.917

INCEST ALLOWED

 No.918

how old?

 No.919

older than me

 No.920

mine is 17 :3

 No.921

flippin teens

 No.922

flippin teens... ////////////

 No.923

flip off

 No.924

other anonymous, describe your sister to me

 No.925

my sister is 40 and looks really good for her age

 No.927

can i have her?

 No.929

is this still on

 No.943

go away gay fantasies

 No.959

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I can't fap to traps or shota anymore without being reminded of this normo meme.

 No.960

>>959
Don't be silly, that's like saying FBI crap ruins loli. I never even made the connection when looking at either of those, since the meme's about regular grown-ass men.

 No.961

love smelling my balls it's such a nice smell

 No.963


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 No.967

>>832
Mock me all you want but that fly NTR series is about Koreans

 No.968

>>967
i am absolutely not mocking you i agree that it's hard to tackle and sometimes it can get particularly ideological while other times it's very vague and hard to fit into anything

 No.969

fucking foreigner coreans in my anime

 No.972

gonna crank my hog to a mewkle

 No.1003

I have been sperming too much, I think I might drain all my bramaidenlessls

 No.1006

>bramaidenlessls
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT FILTER

 No.1007

hasnt anyone ever said brain cells like that before

 No.1013

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ewwwwww kimo haha

 No.1015

>>1007
does not seem like it

 No.1016

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Tehe~ I'm not actually pregnant! I held a free and open meet 'n' fuck and got bloated up and pussy plugged up by two and a half thousand fat gross diabetic homeless old guys for over eight days without breaks!

 No.1017

>>1016
The sperm bank in her tummy coalesced into twin soulless homunculi, that's how she able to catch the two's souls.

 No.1019

>>1016
wanna crank my hog to a used goods single mom whore while developing a parasocial relationship with her

 No.1020

I just made my first cum bubble in my life and I wasn't even trying.

 No.1021

the cunnym@ster

 No.1022

rest in peace miura what a boss
cranking one out in his honor

 No.1023

reminder to read gigantomachia good rori pissssu minimanga

 No.1024

>>1016
I seriously wish I could just watch a woman getting fucked by 2500 nasty motherfuckers all filling her up with their stinky cum.

 No.1025

what do you have to eat to make your come stinky and nasty? like the opposite of pineapple, a rotting fish or something

 No.1026

>>1025
Chocolate

 No.1027

>>1026
Never noticed it tasting worse after a choccy.

 No.1029

spermed to kuon butt

 No.1030

spermed to korone butt

 No.1031

the buttspermers

 No.1034

there's a teen copying my style and i don't like it find your own

 No.1040

my style IS copying other posters' styles

 No.1057

Whos hungry? I'm making spoogeghetti.

 No.1059

Also this was never answered
is Nemona a gyaru?

 No.1067

>>959
The original of that normo meme is one of those works like kusomiso or I'm the Sexiest where I cant imagine gay men or straight women being aroused by it

 No.1077

>>1067
It reminded me of The Ultimate Orgy.

 No.1078

>>1077
of ultimate destiny

 No.1079

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This is such a great thread and has lots of porn in it so I'm going to sticky it so it sits at the top of /megu/ 100% of the time instead of 99%. I hope I hit the right button

 No.1080

>>1077
I wonder what a modern version of the Ultimate Orgy would look like.

 No.1081

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pissssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssss

 No.1082

I like every single on of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time with awesome activities such as "blogging", and of course, spending a wild time in the own zone. You are the greatness that lacks in the world. I think I'll name my son after you. Megu Smith, great ring.

 No.1083

dick hurts

 No.1085

>>1082
Meg Gummin

 No.1086

hope the fartposter posts more farting japanese girls

 No.1087

>>1086
Will do! I'm glad someone here appreciates the posting.

 No.1089

ate banana (with my lower mouth)

 No.1090

Shat my brains out

 No.1093

NTR is so lame nowadays

 No.1099

vomited everything in my stomach at four in the morning
not sure what caused it

 No.1100

still awake, vomited out my sleeping pill again

 No.1102

I badly want to get honey-trapped by Kim Yo-jong and be turned into a sex slave who is beaten and pegged often, only rarely gets her pussy and am verbally abused for being western. Am I weird/bad for wanting this

 No.1103

>>1102
And also use referendums to humiliate me

 No.1104

>>1099
>>1100
like trying to feed a cat its pill

 No.1105

>>1104
nyEUGH

 No.1106


 No.1112

Dont know if I wanna be a virgin for life

 No.1114

>>1102
kim yo-jo'ing

 No.1146

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I hate the way japanese women squeak. I really liked the bj part, with the handholding but when they fucked it was ruined

 No.1178

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always the same three schizos

 No.1181

>>1178
me on the left

 No.1184

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spermed to kereno again, i'm really not into the birthing fetish at all but everything leading up to it is fine. preggo xrays are KIMO

 No.1197

Anal sex is very good except when chocolate touches strawberry

 No.1226

eurgh, big cloudy fuzzy ball of mold strands the size of a boob was growing inside my rubbish bin and stinking it out

 No.1228

>>1226
yeah that happens all the time
all you have to do is dump the bag like once a week

 No.1229

>>1228
i already do that im not some bag non dumper and this was the first time i saw it
i think its because i cut some moldy bits off a block of cheese and put them in the bin

 No.1230

>>1229
back when i only ate veggies it happened anyways
not boob sized but i thought mold of all kinds was normal
even sticks to the bin itself sometimes

 No.1231

hate mold

 No.1245

Miss this thread

 No.1246

same

 No.1247

the missers

 No.1297

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kimo

 No.1609

>>>/jp/65436
spermed in bed while imagining this image using my foreskin to hold back the sperm

 No.1876

>>>/qa/122218
that shab sure likes that horse cock

 No.1877

>>1876
hey, this isn't a blog! it's a non-blog!

 No.1878

hurt my cunny on niisan's dick

 No.1881

dick getting hard tempting me to fap when i really should be going to work

 No.1895

i need to replace my toilet
skibidi skibidi skibidi




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