heh

looks like the penis life wasn't for her!

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there be dragons...

It's not a real sport unless you're risking your life to play it. Japs are pussies who don't respect the game. If you don't have killer wildlife available at least plop some landmines around like the Korean's do, just make sure there's an ever-present risk of losing a leg on every stroke.

I think golf would be cool if it was like minigolf, meaning that each hole has some sort of gimmick and multiple "paths" to take with giant windmills and other stuff. As it is, mini golf is actually more exciting.