The not-so-microscopic oceangulls won't shut up when I am trying to sleep.
no because everytime i find one i get paranoid there's going to be a cone snail in it that poisons and kills me
Going to become friends with the microscopic ocean friends inside the listening shell
yes I tried it and it's real. can't remember why it happens though
obviously because the ocean noise gets trapped inside the shell
very similar to cupping a hand around your ear, or at least that's how i remember it