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File:FRcXJLJVgAA8fV7.jpg (188.38 KB,1764x1575)

 No.33526

...............................

 No.33528

loli HAET pizza

 No.33529

at least it's not peanuts

 No.33545

mamma mia!

 No.33549

File:pineapple pizza.jpg (1.12 MB,3000x2000)

don't worry you can have this backup pizza instead

 No.33551

>>33549
i would eat that, no problem

 No.33552

>>33549
get your own backup pizza, thats mine

 No.33553

File:1627145568794.png (1.96 MB,1920x1080)


 No.33554

>>33549
do people actually hate pineapple pizza? I think its a pretty great combo.

 No.33557

File:the truth.jpg (371.49 KB,1920x1080)

>>33554
It is illegal in Italy.

 No.33560

>>33554
it's tolerable but doesn't feel like pizza anymore.

 No.33565

>>33554
it tastes like hawaii!

 No.33571

She needed that pizza...
Oh, yeah, warning: I forgot this has silly violence of a guy getting his you-know-what cut off, so don't wash if you're squeamish

 No.33572

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>>33571
>wash
watch*...

 No.34101

File:Pizza dumb kid.webm (1.88 MB,640x640)

hahahaha

 No.34104

>>33554
where I live we put all kinds of toppings on pizza so i'm quite liberal but pineapple sounds really suspicious

 No.34185

File:[SubsPlease] Leadale no Da….jpg (222.92 KB,1232x1080)

So I went out and got pizza today and I have a question for the pizza aficionados: I got a "Brooklyn" style pizza that looked just like a classic Italian margherita, with basil tomatoes and mozzarella slices, what's the difference, if any, from a regular pizza?

 No.34189

File:1645635472519.jpg (1.35 MB,1400x1123)

We put sour cream dressing on our pizza here.

All this talk about pizza is making me hungry for some 'za but it's the middle of the night here.

 No.34193

>>34189
le hungry gril

 No.34201

File:ny_pizza.jpeg (60.56 KB,670x504)

>>34185
street NY pizza was
- by the triangular slice, from a large
- greasy, nothing about it should look baked or doughy
- topped with lots of cheese, almost no white, more orange than yellow
- sweet tasting tomato sauce, visible and solid, not dripping off the pizza
- a super thin and flexible yet chewy crust
- a thin, inedible, rock-hard crunchy outer crust
- paired with pepsi, not coke
I feel like I described normal pizza.

 No.34204

File:surprised shitty low quali….jpg (105.58 KB,1077x1044)

>>34201
That looks like a piece of cardboard. Why is it so thin? Is it just the street sellers being cheap?

 No.34205

File:index.jpeg (66.16 KB,1200x627)

seems none of you know about the horror of brazilian pizza...

 No.34208

>>34205
It looks shitty, but I'd rather eat this than a pineapple one though. Fruit does NOT go on pizza (tomato isn't a fruit in culinary, fuck you), but chocolate is fine.

 No.34209

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 No.34210

File:opposite.jpeg (160.86 KB,1200x800)

>>34204
The crust is all bendy and flexible so it is most certainly not cardboard. Also, the bread is the worst part, it exists to hold the cheese together and lend solidity instead of having the texture only be goopy. To further illustrate my point, here is a picture of the opposite of pizza.

 No.34212

>>34205
I don't see the problem. First you eat the pizza around the M&M cookie, then you eat the M&M cookie.

 No.34213

>>34212
Honestly, the main problem I have with it are the olives being whole. How tf are you going to eat them without it falling off?

 No.34214

>>34213
You just let them fall off. If they wanted to be eaten, they'd be cut up and black.

 No.34215

>>34205
I'm kind of amazed they don't do this in America, like most pizza places sell desserts, but no one has realized the possibility of putting the whole meal in one box yet.

 No.34220

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>>34208
they do put pineapples on them though

 No.34221

File:181060132_132719612208911_….jpg (90.81 KB,640x640)

>>34215
that sounds like a good idea

 No.34222

File:despair.jpg (102.51 KB,693x608)

>>34220
>>34221
Okay, this has to be an abstract art project or something, right? Surely, that's not fit for human consumption.

 No.34230

>>34220
>>34221
You can't just put random shit on cheesy bread and call it a pizza.

 No.34231

>>34205
This is ONE chain in brazil

 No.34232

>>34230
pizza is just a social construct

 No.34233

pizza is a sandwich

 No.34239

>>34233
pizza is a pancake with sauce topping




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