No.10376
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend No.10377
Canada
No.10378
>The U.S. Navy once had a webpage debunking it, although this did not stop the former U.S. Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell using it as a joke in a 2008 speech.
I love this kind of sentence, especially on Wikipedia.
No.10379
classic Canadian joke
No.10381
Drank an all Canadian energy drink today
No.12791
>“You must understand,” Wade explained in a 2007 Ted Talk, “the Inuits did not fear the cold, they took advantage of it.”
>“He simply slipped outside, pulled down his seal skin trouser, and defecated into his hand. And as the feces began to freeze, he shaped it into the form of a blade,” Wade added.
>Once the shit knife was sufficiently set, the man is said to have butchered a dog with it. He then, according to the TV series Canada: A People’s History, skinned the dog, used its skin to make a coat, its rib cage to make a sled, and fashioned a harness out of its guts.
>After feeding himself and the living dog some of the dead dog’s meat, the man attached the gut-harness to the other dog, holstered the poop-sword in his belt, and sledded off into the night.