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 No.10376

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

 No.10377

Canada

 No.10378

>The U.S. Navy once had a webpage debunking it, although this did not stop the former U.S. Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell using it as a joke in a 2008 speech.
I love this kind of sentence, especially on Wikipedia.

 No.10379

classic Canadian joke

 No.10381

Drank an all Canadian energy drink today

 No.10411

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Should've chosen a better location for your lighthouse.




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