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 No.10376[Reply]

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

 No.10377

Canada

 No.10378

>The U.S. Navy once had a webpage debunking it, although this did not stop the former U.S. Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell using it as a joke in a 2008 speech.
I love this kind of sentence, especially on Wikipedia.

 No.10379

classic Canadian joke

 No.10381

Drank an all Canadian energy drink today

 No.10411

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Should've chosen a better location for your lighthouse.




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 No.10355[Reply]

switched to new ui cause it has the lala theme
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 No.10357

Oh wait, is that a Tsukuyomi reference...

 No.10358

It's a really nice theme

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 No.10360

File:[SubsPlease] Tokyo Mew Mew….jpg (202.19 KB,1280x720)

Ah, thanks for reminding me that I want to make a general css thread soon

 No.10363

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LALA LALA LALA!!!




 No.10322[Reply]

Strings...
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 No.10326

In 2014, Ericsson reported Erlang was being used in its support nodes, and in GPRS, 3G and LTE mobile networks worldwide and also by Nortel and T-Mobile.[19]
...

Erlang is the programming language used to code WhatsApp.[20]

Since being released as open source, Erlang has been spreading beyond telecoms, establishing itself in other vertical markets such as FinTech, gaming, healthcare, automotive, internet of things and blockchain. Apart from WhatsApp, there are other companies listed as Erlang's success stories: Vocalink (a MasterCard company), Goldman Sachs, Nintendo, AdRoll, Grindr, BT Mobile, Samsung, OpenX, and SITA.[21][22]


A phone infrastructure programming language... for some reason

 No.10327

>>10326
It's pretty widespread now, AWS is almost certainly using it alongside their RabbitMQ offering: https://aws.amazon.com/amazon-mq/

 No.10328

>>10327
I guess it's very good at dispatching messages to lots of clients. It's always odd to me when large companies create new languages for their company when they are only superficially different or exist to enforce certain standards on their dev team.

 No.10333

>>10328
In Erlang's case, they had a very specific set of requirements that weren't properly met by any existing languages. Lots of languages had individual qualities they needed, but they couldn't find anything with all of them in one place.

 No.10337

Erlang reminds me of Ermac from Mortal Kombat.




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 No.8005[Reply][Last50 Posts]

This is the next iteration of Kissu's feedback discussion AKA devblog. Though there's not much in the way of dev there are still bugs to fix. This iteration will hopefully focus on admin-blogging or tool development.

Important Note: If you want a new software feature (or a really any sort of change) provide me with a detailed proposal. It must be at least 3 sentences long and tell me why it's needed.

Updates:
[det]Software
Kissu's features are in a good place. There's no reason to rewrite anything, only improve and fix. On the outside, this is a unique site with an appearance you won't find anywhere else yet still your typical imageboard interface. This puts software at the software state we were sitting in 1 1/4 years ago before I started drafting a new UI except with more features that were more optimally integrated into the package.
[det]Nerd Things
People may not fully realize it, but Vichan is a dead end and their HTML and JavaScript implementations leave developers at a dead end. Not that I really endorse alternatives such as JSChan or Lynxchan which think NodeJS doesn't have similar problems as PHP... at least the UI is more moddern
[/det]
Administration
Positives: No major raids or attacks on the site yet I've still been promoting Kissu. FAQ and Rules have been clarified to make it more clear to newcomers about what Kissu is about or how to use the new UI.
Negatives: Previously noted that we'd have an IRC channel, that exists(rizon#kissu) for when it needs to be used, but there are other ways to communicate that are better. Finances are what they are.
[/det]
Future Tasks:
[det]Software
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 No.10186

File:ingrown horn.mp4 (4.51 MB,202x360)

And again.

 No.10187

Nice feature, and thanks for having it work on the old frontend as well.

 No.10188

>>10187
By luck really. WebAssembly got completely gutted a few years ago following the Spectre and Meltdown CPU vulnerabilities which ruined multi-threaded applications(2017) and they've only started trying to make it work again(2020).
I can't have kissu.moe/thumbnailer/ work inside of the pages because youtube hasn't enabled a header, meaning that I'd have to use single threaded FFMPEG. And I tried to do exactly that except FFMPEG WASM hasn't had an update in a year and single-threaded breaks.
https://blog.logrocket.com/understanding-sharedarraybuffer-and-cross-origin-isolation/

This tool is really a thing of modern web design
- multi threaded Web Assembly
- React Hooks
- Indexeddb API
- Broadcastchannel API

 No.10803

I want to comb through the banners to find dead links. Can I have your permission?

 No.10804

>>10803
sure, you can check them




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>>10176
nenmin...

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 No.10159[Reply]

im new here an um i want to kissu

 No.10160

*kissus you*

 No.10161

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>>10160
thank you so much..

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>>10160
Hello!
It might be counterintuitive, but /b/ is our meta board for tech support and other site stuff, but hello nonetheless!
Most people browse /all/ (shows all boards) so people will still see your /b/ thread, but it's something to keep in mind.
Welcome to kissu!




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 No.10000[Reply]

Make the MLB thread
NOW
O
W
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 No.10002

i lik basbal budy. i luv criket budy

 No.10004

POTATO

 No.10006

ah these guys are still around huh
I remember checking on them once for some reason in like 2017 and they have GETWatcher events on like every chan.

 No.10007

>>10006
ah these guys are still around huh
I remember checking on them once for some reason in like 2017 and they have cuckimeWatcher events on like every chan.

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 No.9692[Reply]

Even in the mod chat room we have this question. Now there is a thread for it.
Ask the staff and community where you think your thread or post idea should go.

 No.9734

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Which board should discuss the philosophical implications of furry Patchy?

 No.9735

>>9734
Yes.

 No.9736

Definitely kissu

 No.9999

>>9736
Correct.




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 No.9940[Reply]

Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.
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 No.9948

>>9945
Because of futaba, but I have no idea why /b/ was random there. Someone who speaks Japanese might know?

 No.9952

bumping this thread

 No.9954

>>9948
b for bakas

 No.9998

>>9940
There wasn't a Bible around for the characters from the Bible to read

 No.10020

The fuck are you on about?




 No.9921[Reply]

Any good videos for when a mod deletes an embed?

 No.9922

Are you asking for a video file or are you asking for a video link (to replace the embedded with another embedded)? I don't know how deleting an embed works.

 No.9923

It's easiest to either replace it with another video or delete it outright. Trying to transmute an embeded video into a file video is alchemy




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 No.9896[Reply]

Ero tuesdays

 No.9897

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Fire day

 No.9898

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My threads are not erotic at all!

 No.9899

kissusure ERO! Erosugi!!

 No.9900

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Sigh I just can't stop being constantly horny...




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 No.9817[Reply]

>you sound like a woman who just menstruated, teenmin.
What a disgusting slimeball norm. Go play in a puddle of piss before you have the required humility to talk to me.

*hmpf
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>>9819
I happen to like this website.

 No.9839

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>>9836
I like the site but I don't like hibikid. It's a conflicting feeling.

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>>9839
I don't like you either.

 No.9841

>>9839
I like him. He's not my favorite person in the whole wide world, but I think imageboards need more admins like him; people who are willing to step in and enforce quality control.

 No.10972

Die norms.




 No.6952[Reply]

Why was my post deleted? This stupid fucking teen admin never understood the point of /qa/ or /jp/ yet tries to inject himself into it whenever he can. What a fraud.
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>>9770
>Post a reply and watch me ignore it
Like I already did yours? Sure.

 No.9772

rename it to pissu

 No.9773

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hibikid is a mentally unstable admin who has to be constantly restrained by his other two mods. this thread really cleared any of my doubts regarding that: >>9758 at least they do a goob job at restraining him though.

please take a break from moderating when you are like this. your mind is clearly not in the right place right now.

 No.9774

>>9768
Bumping a year old thread chain was moved out of a different thread does not exactly make you a reliable source of opinions

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>>9774
bump




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 No.9758[Reply]

Three IPs have gotten warnings.
As soon as these people do something explicitly against the rules I am banning you and you better hope that one of the mods contests it.(Idiot)
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 No.9775

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Ahem, a moderator's judgment is typically the flashpoint for instability. If anyone has or will "infiltrate the system", it will be someone who does not claim to represent the views of the community, but who makes emotional and impulsive decisions based on their judgement at the moment. If the views or aims of the community are at odds with that of moderation, it should not be a matter of personal discretion to determine fault. This is the role of having set guidelines, so that each knows what's expected of them. Forsaking the rules, and relying on personal judgement is impulsive and emotional and only leads to resentment, causing more issues down the line. When the rules are ignored, faith is lost in either party breaking the rules. "Trust is built in drops and lost in buckets". When faith is lost in moderation there becomes little reason for users to follow rules, even if they might recognize their actions are, in hindsight, detrimental.

Moderation can either be sheep dogs leading a herd to greener pastures or wolves chasing the herd off a cliff. If you want a site to flourish, keep the herd happy.

 No.9776

>>9775
If you want a website that ends up the way as 4chan, with /b/ or /pol/ controlling the site from the background(clawing it's way into positions of influence) then you should go ahead with your ideas. Fair power structures that appeal to your emotions are easy to subvert.

Unfortunately for you, this website's power structure does not appeal to your feelings and, in the case where I view my mods as being subverted by malicious individuals who seek to upset the power balance, then I will overrule them. Until then, I simply voice my concerns with them. That's the way it works.

Simply put, it is a presidential veto or executive orders which can at any time overrule the house and senate

 No.9778

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>>9761
>>9765
>>9767
>>9776
>- has threatened to ban evade and will speak in riddles, hinting he is schizophrenic
remember this little part about the copypasta about you? it's funny that you still do that to this day.

 No.9779

>>9776
>If you want a website that ends up the way as 4chan, with /b/ or /pol/ controlling the site from the background(clawing it's way into positions of influence) then you should go ahead with your ideas.
Ironic.

 No.9780

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>>9778


>>9779
Diversity of opinions makes a site go forward, but compromising the site's identity shouldn't happen in the process. Many people have many ideas. But many people seek to fulfill their own goals. There is only the one chairman and the others are acting out it's goals and interpretting it's vision




 No.9697[Reply]

 No.9698

This guy's going places in the defense sector

 No.9699

even when spelled out for retards i still don't get what this things talking about

 No.9701

>>9699
As the missile moves, it can determine the amount of deviation in determining it's location by referring to its sensor data while moving through space. And it uses this deviation to course correct. From course correcting, you can assume that the missile is actually where you want it to be along its path. If upon course correcting, the missile is still off course, the missile has encountered a "variation" such as wind speed pushing the missile off course. So long as the variation is not significant, no changes are necessary to its course. If the changes are significant, however, because we know information such as the speed of the missile and what direction it was moving, we can be reasonably sure of its position based on this previous information within a certain margin despite the variation in actual position with expected position. This difference in expected position and actual position is called error.

 No.9702

>>9699
it's about error

 No.12297

does anyone know what kind of error I've made that took me to this thread




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