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Happy birthday Doremi. Sorry to hear you missed out on steak again.


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Which Doremi?


This one!


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Ah, that was my assumption! Happy birthday! (and is it 30th or the 31st? Not sure if you're using Japan time)
*cough cough* >>10412


Programmers national anthem

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comfyposting from bed in my phone to tell you that the mobile site is broken, if I go to the catalog and try to open a thread I get “Error Boundry Hit” and it doesn’t work, it happens when I try to enter a thread from the index too.
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I see, that function isn't in apple products until recently. Shame.
I uploaded a fix that should disable the problem sections


that fixed it, thanks


I think the mobile site for the new ui is broken again, doesn’t give me an error this time though


Personally, on mobile Firefox I'm no longer seeing the RSS button at the top of the page, it's only present in the homepage.

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Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.





>The U.S. Navy once had a webpage debunking it, although this did not stop the former U.S. Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell using it as a joke in a 2008 speech.
I love this kind of sentence, especially on Wikipedia.


classic Canadian joke


Drank an all Canadian energy drink today


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Should've chosen a better location for your lighthouse.

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switched to new ui cause it has the lala theme
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Oh wait, is that a Tsukuyomi reference...


It's a really nice theme



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Ah, thanks for reminding me that I want to make a general css thread soon


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In 2014, Ericsson reported Erlang was being used in its support nodes, and in GPRS, 3G and LTE mobile networks worldwide and also by Nortel and T-Mobile.[19]

Erlang is the programming language used to code WhatsApp.[20]

Since being released as open source, Erlang has been spreading beyond telecoms, establishing itself in other vertical markets such as FinTech, gaming, healthcare, automotive, internet of things and blockchain. Apart from WhatsApp, there are other companies listed as Erlang's success stories: Vocalink (a MasterCard company), Goldman Sachs, Nintendo, AdRoll, Grindr, BT Mobile, Samsung, OpenX, and SITA.[21][22]

A phone infrastructure programming language... for some reason


It's pretty widespread now, AWS is almost certainly using it alongside their RabbitMQ offering: https://aws.amazon.com/amazon-mq/


I guess it's very good at dispatching messages to lots of clients. It's always odd to me when large companies create new languages for their company when they are only superficially different or exist to enforce certain standards on their dev team.


In Erlang's case, they had a very specific set of requirements that weren't properly met by any existing languages. Lots of languages had individual qualities they needed, but they couldn't find anything with all of them in one place.


Erlang reminds me of Ermac from Mortal Kombat.

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This is the next iteration of Kissu's feedback discussion AKA devblog. Though there's not much in the way of dev there are still bugs to fix. This iteration will hopefully focus on admin-blogging or tool development.

Important Note: If you want a new software feature (or a really any sort of change) provide me with a detailed proposal. It must be at least 3 sentences long and tell me why it's needed.

Kissu's features are in a good place. There's no reason to rewrite anything, only improve and fix. On the outside, this is a unique site with an appearance you won't find anywhere else yet still your typical imageboard interface. This puts software at the software state we were sitting in 1 1/4 years ago before I started drafting a new UI except with more features that were more optimally integrated into the package.
[det]Nerd Things
People may not fully realize it, but Vichan is a dead end and their HTML and JavaScript implementations leave developers at a dead end. Not that I really endorse alternatives such as JSChan or Lynxchan which think NodeJS doesn't have similar problems as PHP... at least the UI is more moddern
Positives: No major raids or attacks on the site yet I've still been promoting Kissu. FAQ and Rules have been clarified to make it more clear to newcomers about what Kissu is about or how to use the new UI.
Negatives: Previously noted that we'd have an IRC channel, that exists(rizon#kissu) for when it needs to be used, but there are other ways to communicate that are better. Finances are what they are.
Future Tasks:
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And again.


Nice feature, and thanks for having it work on the old frontend as well.


By luck really. WebAssembly got completely gutted a few years ago following the Spectre and Meltdown CPU vulnerabilities which ruined multi-threaded applications(2017) and they've only started trying to make it work again(2020).
I can't have kissu.moe/thumbnailer/ work inside of the pages because youtube hasn't enabled a header, meaning that I'd have to use single threaded FFMPEG. And I tried to do exactly that except FFMPEG WASM hasn't had an update in a year and single-threaded breaks.

This tool is really a thing of modern web design
- multi threaded Web Assembly
- React Hooks
- Indexeddb API
- Broadcastchannel API


I want to comb through the banners to find dead links. Can I have your permission?


sure, you can check them








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im new here an um i want to kissu


*kissus you*


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thank you so much..


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It might be counterintuitive, but /b/ is our meta board for tech support and other site stuff, but hello nonetheless!
Most people browse /all/ (shows all boards) so people will still see your /b/ thread, but it's something to keep in mind.
Welcome to kissu!

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This is the thread for discussing improvements, fixes, additions and development of oyasumi-chyuu, a site made to house /qa/'s collection of OPs and EDs. Up until now I've been working on it on my own, but it was always intended to become a place that the community can develop together. I haven't asked for any help on it because I wanted to learn how to do things on my own, but now that it has most of the main features that I wanted to add its a good time to open it up. If it seems like a very basic site, thats because it is. I'll make a github soon enough so everyone can look at the actual files and help improve them as needed, but if theres something that you think needs to change and you know how to do it, by all means please help.

Theres a number of fixes I want to work on now but for now I want to focus on the development of a scraper. Its been suggested that we make a scraper that will pull information about a given OP from a site like anidb.net. The scraper will put the information into the post form for the user, so all they really have to do it select the file to upload, select which OP it is and hit Go. This will both minimize the chance for errors and wrong or inaccurate information entered, and will make uploading a series of videos from the same show much simpler. Aside from this, its also been suggested to make a scraper that will collect more information about the song used in each OP itself )such as the song name, artist) and display that. There are a couple other sites that have information on the complete soundtrack from different shows so we can pull from there. Plus, if we pull from those sites, it gives us a more accurate number of how many OPs and EDs a series has so we can collect them all. I haven't looked too deeply into this, so if theres anybody out there with any experience or who knows how to do this your help would be greatly appreciated!
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My ideas:

Advanced Search
Search: [...] (with predictive search)
Currently Airing? [X]
X Season: [Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter]
X Year: [2015, 2016, 2017, ...]
[Search] [Help Me Choose! (Random Option)]
(And the results could be a table with sortable headers.)

If you want to help us fix any incorrect video information or just want to see an OP/ED not on Oyasumi, let us know [here].

Video thumbnail view when browsing.

Uncenter Login/Sign Up links.


Include: [Both OPs and EDs, Only OPs, Only EDs]


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If oyasumi admin wants to update for new seasonals we might need to have a drive for people to volunteer to upload a bunch of EDs and OPs to help out. He might have lost interest in doing it since it's a lot of work with something like 40 new shows every season, although people probably aren't interested in that many of them.


oops I didn't mean to reply to anything


too late

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Make the MLB thread
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i lik basbal budy. i luv criket budy




ah these guys are still around huh
I remember checking on them once for some reason in like 2017 and they have GETWatcher events on like every chan.


ah these guys are still around huh
I remember checking on them once for some reason in like 2017 and they have cuckimeWatcher events on like every chan.


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Even in the mod chat room we have this question. Now there is a thread for it.
Ask the staff and community where you think your thread or post idea should go.


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Which board should discuss the philosophical implications of furry Patchy?




Definitely kissu



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Have any of you ever spent so much time with fundamentalists that you started thinking characters from the Bible decided to read the Bible itself to figure out what they had to do next? FUCK THE RECURSIVE BIBLE! Also, days were less than 24 hours long in the distant past, "red" was sometimes used in the Bible to describe brown objects, and most Bible-thumpers might secretly be porn addicts.
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Because of futaba, but I have no idea why /b/ was random there. Someone who speaks Japanese might know?


bumping this thread


b for bakas


There wasn't a Bible around for the characters from the Bible to read


The fuck are you on about?


Any good videos for when a mod deletes an embed?


Are you asking for a video file or are you asking for a video link (to replace the embedded with another embedded)? I don't know how deleting an embed works.


It's easiest to either replace it with another video or delete it outright. Trying to transmute an embeded video into a file video is alchemy

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Ero tuesdays


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Fire day


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My threads are not erotic at all!


kissusure ERO! Erosugi!!


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Sigh I just can't stop being constantly horny...

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